newarenanow wrote:Delete if over the line:Spoiler:What's the difference between oral and anal sex?Spoiler:Oral sex makes one's whole day. Anal sex makes one whole week.
roland wrote:I came up with this one myself, reminds me of something Leno would say in his monologue:
I'm sure everyone knows by now that Osama Bin Laden has been killed, I'm surprised that it took this long. Apparently Special Forces were looking in the hills and caves of Afghanistan for him not realizing that he was in his "Man Cave" located at his million dollar home in Pakistan!Spoiler:http://www.hiyoooo.com/
Tomas wrote:Bear in mind you wanted the "worst jokes". So here is one I know since high school:
A man visits a sexuologist and says: "Doctor, every time after I [have a good time with my wife], three flies fly out of her nose." The sexuologist has obviously never heard of anything like that. So he visits the man at home, and gets to observe the couple to [have a good time]. And, indeed, after everything is over, three flies fly out of the wife's nose. That, naturally, spurs his curiosity to the extreme. So, he decides to examine the man and the woman. After he is done, he turns to the man, and says: "OK, I finally know what your problem is!"Spoiler:"Your wife has been dead for three months."