Worst Jokes Ever Thread

[PensFanInDC]

This only works in person:

Ask someone if they want to hear a joke. When they say yes say, "Say knock knock."

When they say it reply, "Who's there?"





Repetitive use of "say" is repetitive

[joopen]

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:

Where's papa corn?

[ExPatriatePen]

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:

Where's papa corn?

I've heard that joke a number of times and never got it... Until now..

[DudeMan2766]

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:

Where's papa corn?

Shouldn't it be italian baby corn?

[IrishEyes]

Q: What's the difference between five hundred dead babies and a new red Ferrari?

Spoiler:

A: I don't have a new red Ferrari in my garage.

Dead baby jokes crack me up, sadly. I have a friend who had a TON of them.

[Rylan]

Q: What's the difference between five hundred dead babies and a new red Ferrari?

Spoiler:

A: I don't have a new red Ferrari in my garage.

Dead baby jokes crack me up, sadly. I have a friend who had a TON of them.

That is a lot of dead babies. At least like 200 or so.

[ExPatriatePen]

Kinda of like "Mommy Mommy" jokes

Mommy Mommy why am I running around in circles?

Spoiler:

shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Spoiler:

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

[LeopardLetang]

hah. never heard of those.

[BigMcK]

If an earthquake shakes Washington DC, what's to blame?

Spoiler:

Bush's Fault

[Gabe]

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic.
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, "Born with them, I guess."