Worst Jokes Ever Thread

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:07 pm

This only works in person:

Ask someone if they want to hear a joke. When they say yes say, "Say knock knock."

When they say it reply, "Who's there?"





Repetitive use of "say" is repetitive
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby joopen on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:27 pm

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby ExPatriatePen on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:38 pm

joopen wrote:What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?


I've heard that joke a number of times and never got it... Until now.. :face:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby DudeMan2766 on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:58 pm

joopen wrote:What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler:
Where's papa corn?


Shouldn't it be italian baby corn?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby IrishEyes on Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:34 am

eddysnake wrote:Q: What's the difference between five hundred dead babies and a new red Ferrari?

Spoiler:
A: I don't have a new red Ferrari in my garage.


Dead baby jokes crack me up, sadly. I have a friend who had a TON of them.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Rylan on Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:28 am

IrishEyes wrote:
eddysnake wrote:Q: What's the difference between five hundred dead babies and a new red Ferrari?

Spoiler:
A: I don't have a new red Ferrari in my garage.


Dead baby jokes crack me up, sadly. I have a friend who had a TON of them.


That is a lot of dead babies. At least like 200 or so.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby ExPatriatePen on Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:11 pm

Kinda of like "Mommy Mommy" jokes

Mommy Mommy why am I running around in circles?

Spoiler:
shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor


Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Spoiler:
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby LeopardLetang on Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:48 pm

hah. never heard of those.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby BigMcK on Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:20 pm

If an earthquake shakes Washington DC, what's to blame?

Spoiler:
Bush's Fault
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gabe on Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:57 am

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic.
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, "Born with them, I guess."
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