Worst Jokes Ever Thread

[Juice]

What did the buddhist say when he walked up to the hot dog vendor?

Spoiler:

Make me one with everything.

[Geezer]

Two buddies were arguing the merits of Rolling Rock beer (pick your poison). They settle the arguement by sending a sample to a lab. They get a finding from the laboratory stating "we're sorry to inform you that your horse gas diabetes."

[Idoit40fans]

Kenny Melvin.

[Geezer]

One more down memory lane. A guy goes into a bar and sits down. He takes out a little piano and a 12 inch man. The little guy plays beautiful music. The bartender says "I've never seen anything like this. What's up?" The patron sighs and tells his story. I was riding a dirt bike years ago when I noticed a large crack in a nearby dam that was worsening. I drove down the valley yelling for people to flee for their lives. The dam broke and a flood wave crushed he valley. The clouds parted and God's voice granted me one request for my selfless act. Because of the roaring waters God misheard that I asked for a 12" pianist( get it ' penus"). Awful joke but it seemed so funny drunk on my a** in my twenties. Nostalgic tonight;off midnight shift watching "Cindarella Liberty movie from 1973 with James Caan and Marshna Mason. Dated, but not a bad flick.

[Geezer]

Two buddies were arguing the merits of Rolling Rock beer (pick your poison). They settle the arguement by sending a sample to a lab. They get a finding from the laboratory stating "we're sorry to inform you that your horse gas diabetes."

[CERV96]

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Spoiler:

You walk him and pitch to the rhino

[DudeMan2766]

For my money nothin beats a good bad pun. Which actually I believe bad pun is an oxymoron.

But anyfart.....How did Hitler tie his shoes?

Spoiler:

in little nazis

[Physical_Graffiti]

Two buddies were arguing the merits of Rolling Rock beer (pick your poison). They settle the arguement by sending a sample to a lab. They get a finding from the laboratory stating "we're sorry to inform you that your horse gas diabetes."

beer= horse pee

[Gonchar's #1 fan]

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[the wicked child]

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I might just be very tired, but I lolled.

[pittsports87]

Spoiler:

FYP

[Physical_Graffiti]

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FYP

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[schreibdog]

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Spoiler:

You walk him and pitch to the rhino

[JS©]

What's brown and sticky?

a pushbar on a shopping cart?

Spoiler:

boom!

[Gonchar's #1 fan]

Spoiler:

FYP

[bhaw]

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says "Wow! It's hot in here." The second muffing goes "HOLY S**T! A talking muffin!"

[Chefpatrick871]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Spoiler:

its cute, but can it pick things up

this one is def. better in person, as it leaves the person told it completely stumped as to what just happened.

"Ask me if I'm an orange"

"Are you an orange??"

"Psht, no" *walk away*

Why is 6 afraid of 7

Spoiler:

b/c seven eight nine

[Physical_Graffiti]

Why is 6 afraid of 7

Spoiler:

b/c seven eight nine

Yeah but why was 10 afraid of 9?

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b/c nine eight seven

[Froggy]

where does the general keep his armies?

Spoiler:

in his sleevies

[Tico Rick]

What did Princess Diana say to Prince Charles on their wedding night?

Spoiler:

I thought all rulers were twelve inches.

[shafnutz05]

Anything from the ":pop: Mafia" that is punctuated with a popcorn emote

[blackjack68]

What do you call a restaurant that serves corn on the cob for a dollar.

Spoiler:

Buccaneer

[BadHands71]

What did the buddhist say when he walked up to the hot dog vendor?

Spoiler:

Make me one with everything.

Love that one.

[columbia]

Is this the racist joke thread or the worst joke thread?

Mine is partially a space-race joke.

[pittsports87]

Spoiler:

Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Orange.

Orangewho?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?