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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Juice on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:10 pm

What did the buddhist say when he walked up to the hot dog vendor?

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Make me one with everything.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Geezer on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:13 pm

Two buddies were arguing the merits of Rolling Rock beer (pick your poison). They settle the arguement by sending a sample to a lab. They get a finding from the laboratory stating "we're sorry to inform you that your horse gas diabetes."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Idoit40fans on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:36 pm

Kenny Melvin.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Geezer on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:37 pm

One more down memory lane. A guy goes into a bar and sits down. He takes out a little piano and a 12 inch man. The little guy plays beautiful music. The bartender says "I've never seen anything like this. What's up?" The patron sighs and tells his story. I was riding a dirt bike years ago when I noticed a large crack in a nearby dam that was worsening. I drove down the valley yelling for people to flee for their lives. The dam broke and a flood wave crushed he valley. The clouds parted and God's voice granted me one request for my selfless act. Because of the roaring waters God misheard that I asked for a 12" pianist( get it ' penus"). Awful joke but it seemed so funny drunk on my a** in my twenties. Nostalgic tonight;off midnight shift watching "Cindarella Liberty movie from 1973 with James Caan and Marshna Mason. Dated, but not a bad flick.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Geezer on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:42 pm

Geezer wrote:Two buddies were arguing the merits of Rolling Rock beer (pick your poison). They settle the arguement by sending a sample to a lab. They get a finding from the laboratory stating "we're sorry to inform you that your horse gas diabetes."

:?:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby CERV96 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:48 pm

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

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You walk him and pitch to the rhino
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby DudeMan2766 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:58 pm

For my money nothin beats a good bad pun. Which actually I believe bad pun is an oxymoron.

But anyfart.....How did Hitler tie his shoes?

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in little nazis
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Physical_Graffiti on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:03 pm

Geezer wrote:
Geezer wrote:Two buddies were arguing the merits of Rolling Rock beer (pick your poison). They settle the arguement by sending a sample to a lab. They get a finding from the laboratory stating "we're sorry to inform you that your horse gas diabetes."

:?:

beer= horse pee
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gonchar's #1 fan on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:28 pm

Spoiler:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby the wicked child on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:35 pm

Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
A stick.


Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spoiler:
I might just be very tired, but I lolled.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby pittsports87 on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:36 pm

Gonchar's #1 fan wrote:
Spoiler:
Image

FYP
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Physical_Graffiti on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:39 pm

pittsports87 wrote:
Gonchar's #1 fan wrote:
Spoiler:
Image

FYP

Spoiler:
Image
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby schreibdog on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:48 pm

superstartreatment wrote:What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Spoiler:
You walk him and pitch to the rhino

:lol: :thumb:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby JS© on Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:59 pm

Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?


a pushbar on a shopping cart?

Spoiler:
boom!
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gonchar's #1 fan on Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:00 am

pittsports87 wrote:
Gonchar's #1 fan wrote:
Spoiler:
Image

FYP


:scared:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby bhaw on Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:48 am

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says "Wow! It's hot in here." The second muffing goes "HOLY S**T! A talking muffin!"
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Chefpatrick871 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:22 am

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Spoiler:
its cute, but can it pick things up


this one is def. better in person, as it leaves the person told it completely stumped as to what just happened.

"Ask me if I'm an orange"

"Are you an orange??"

"Psht, no" *walk away*

Why is 6 afraid of 7

Spoiler:
b/c seven eight nine
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Physical_Graffiti on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:51 am

Chefpatrick871 wrote:Why is 6 afraid of 7

Spoiler:
b/c seven eight nine

Yeah but why was 10 afraid of 9?

Spoiler:
b/c nine eight seven
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Froggy on Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:28 am

where does the general keep his armies?
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in his sleevies
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Tico Rick on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:58 am

What did Princess Diana say to Prince Charles on their wedding night?

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I thought all rulers were twelve inches.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:24 am

Anything from the ":pop: Mafia" that is punctuated with a popcorn emote
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby blackjack68 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:21 am

What do you call a restaurant that serves corn on the cob for a dollar.

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Buccaneer
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby BadHands71 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:28 am

Juice wrote:What did the buddhist say when he walked up to the hot dog vendor?

Spoiler:
Make me one with everything.


Love that one.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby columbia on Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:42 am

pittsports87 wrote:Is this the racist joke thread or the worst joke thread? :pop:


Mine is partially a space-race joke. :slug:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby pittsports87 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:51 pm

Spoiler:
Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Spoiler:
Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Spoiler:
Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Spoiler:
Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Spoiler:
Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Spoiler:
Knock Knock.

Whos there?

Orange.

Orangewho?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
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