Worst Jokes Ever Thread

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:04 pm

what do you call a cow with no legs

Spoiler:
ground beef


what do you call a cow with two legs

Spoiler:
lean beef


what do you call a cow with three legs

Spoiler:
tri tip


how much does it cost a pirate for an ear piercing

Spoiler:
a buck an ear


why did the pirate go to the apple store

Spoiler:
to buy an iPatch
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby ulf on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:08 pm

wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler:
women's rights

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby pittsports87 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:09 pm

ulf wrote:wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler:
women's rights

:face:

That was gonna be my next one :fist:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby no name on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:14 pm

A guy walks into a convience store and buys a bag of chips, 3 hot dogs and a bottle of pop. A homeless man sitting out side says, "WOW that smells good, i havn't eaten in 3 days" The guy looks at him and says "WOW you got great will power!!!"
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby no name on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:20 pm

A def man and def woman got married, the woman asks her new husband in sign language "when the lights are out and we want to make love how do i let you know i am in the mood, since you can't see my hands in the dark??" he said "well if you are in the mood pull my pee pee once. If you are not in the mood pull my pee pee 100 times."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby pittsports87 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:21 pm

no name wrote:A def man and def woman got married, the woman asks her new husband in sign language "when the lights are out and we want to make love how do i let you know i am in the mood, since you can't see my hands in the dark??" he said "well if you are in the mood pull my pee pee once. If you are not in the mood pull my pee pee 100 times."

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby columbia on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:22 pm

This thread is really living up to its name.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:35 pm

columbia wrote:This thread is really living up to its name.


Sure is. This joke is terrible :lol:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby columbia on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:37 pm

PensFanInDC wrote:
columbia wrote:This thread is really living up to its name.


Sure is. This joke is terrible :lol:


Can it buddy or I going to wage a gorilla war on you.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby no name on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:40 pm

Terrible Jokes,

1. Trevor Gillies
2 The New York Islanders
3. Colin Campbell
4. leagues disipline policy
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby DocEmrick on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:43 pm

Three Stars wrote:
Spoiler:
In all honesty, I was going to reply to this thread with this link. :slug:

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Rylan on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:44 pm

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Spoiler:
He was looking for Pooh.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby DocEmrick on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:45 pm

Brutal
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:13 pm

columbia wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:
columbia wrote:This thread is really living up to its name.


Sure is. This joke is terrible :lol:


Can it buddy or I going to wage a gorilla war on you.


"He said GOrilla, not GEURilla. BIG difference!"
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby count2infinity on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:17 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive and gets pulled over.
The cop asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says,

Spoiler:
"No. But i know where i'm at."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby slappybrown on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:42 pm

Where do astronauts hang out?

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Image

h/t imgur
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby columbia on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:44 pm

A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Let’s build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener...
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gonchar's #1 fan on Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:48 pm

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby pittsports87 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:00 pm

The only thing higher then gas prices right now is....
Spoiler:
Charlie Sheen


I was told to repost this here :pop:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby tifosi77 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:24 pm

Google the phrase "Nate the snake" and get back to me.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby llipgh2 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:34 pm

When is a door not a door?

Spoiler:
When it's "ajar"


Why couldn't the little girl get into the pirate movie?

Spoiler:
It was rated "Arrrrrr!"
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Three Stars on Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:22 pm

count2infinity wrote:Heisenberg is out for a drive and gets pulled over.
The cop asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says,

Spoiler:
"No. But i know where i'm at."


That's nerdiriffically awesome.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Tico Rick on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:56 pm

What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

Spoiler:
Mommy?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Guinness on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:12 pm

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says:

Spoiler:
Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Guinness on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:14 pm

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you..." The grasshopper says:

Spoiler:
You have a drink named "Bob"??
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