Worst Jokes Ever Thread

[Letang Is The Truth]

what do you call a cow with no legs

Spoiler:

ground beef

what do you call a cow with two legs

Spoiler:

lean beef

what do you call a cow with three legs

Spoiler:

tri tip

how much does it cost a pirate for an ear piercing

Spoiler:

a buck an ear

why did the pirate go to the apple store

Spoiler:

to buy an iPatch

[ulf]

wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler:

women's rights

[pittsports87]

wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler:

women's rights

That was gonna be my next one

[no name]

A guy walks into a convience store and buys a bag of chips, 3 hot dogs and a bottle of pop. A homeless man sitting out side says, "WOW that smells good, i havn't eaten in 3 days" The guy looks at him and says "WOW you got great will power!!!"

[no name]

A def man and def woman got married, the woman asks her new husband in sign language "when the lights are out and we want to make love how do i let you know i am in the mood, since you can't see my hands in the dark??" he said "well if you are in the mood pull my pee pee once. If you are not in the mood pull my pee pee 100 times."

[pittsports87]

A def man and def woman got married, the woman asks her new husband in sign language "when the lights are out and we want to make love how do i let you know i am in the mood, since you can't see my hands in the dark??" he said "well if you are in the mood pull my pee pee once. If you are not in the mood pull my pee pee 100 times."

[columbia]

This thread is really living up to its name.

[PensFanInDC]

This thread is really living up to its name.

Sure is. This joke is terrible

[columbia]

This thread is really living up to its name.

Sure is. This joke is terrible

Can it buddy or I going to wage a gorilla war on you.

[no name]

Terrible Jokes,

1. Trevor Gillies
2 The New York Islanders
3. Colin Campbell
4. leagues disipline policy

[DocEmrick]

Spoiler:

In all honesty, I was going to reply to this thread with this link.

[Rylan]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

Spoiler:

He was looking for Pooh.

[DocEmrick]

Brutal

[PensFanInDC]

This thread is really living up to its name.

Sure is. This joke is terrible

Can it buddy or I going to wage a gorilla war on you.

"He said GOrilla, not GEURilla. BIG difference!"

[count2infinity]

Heisenberg is out for a drive and gets pulled over.
The cop asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says,

Spoiler:

"No. But i know where i'm at."

[slappybrown]

Where do astronauts hang out?

Spoiler:

h/t imgur

[columbia]

A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Let’s build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener...

[Gonchar's #1 fan]

Spoiler:

[pittsports87]

The only thing higher then gas prices right now is....

Spoiler:

Charlie Sheen

I was told to repost this here

[tifosi77]

Google the phrase "Nate the snake" and get back to me.

[llipgh2]

When is a door not a door?

Spoiler:

When it's "ajar"

Why couldn't the little girl get into the pirate movie?

Spoiler:

It was rated "Arrrrrr!"

[Three Stars]

Heisenberg is out for a drive and gets pulled over.
The cop asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says,

Spoiler:

"No. But i know where i'm at."

That's nerdiriffically awesome.

[Tico Rick]

What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

Spoiler:

Mommy?

[Guinness]

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says:

Spoiler:

Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!

[Guinness]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you..." The grasshopper says:

Spoiler:

You have a drink named "Bob"??