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no name wrote:A def man and def woman got married, the woman asks her new husband in sign language "when the lights are out and we want to make love how do i let you know i am in the mood, since you can't see my hands in the dark??" he said "well if you are in the mood pull my pee pee once. If you are not in the mood pull my pee pee 100 times."
columbia wrote:PensFanInDC wrote:columbia wrote:This thread is really living up to its name.
Sure is. This joke is terrible
Can it buddy or I going to wage a gorilla war on you.
A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore. The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock." The chemist says, "Let’s build a fire and heat the can first." The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener...
count2infinity wrote:Heisenberg is out for a drive and gets pulled over.
The cop asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says,Spoiler:"No. But i know where i'm at."
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