Worst Jokes Ever Thread

[t_kovo89]

What's green and has wheels?

Spoiler:

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

[Froggy]

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says:

Spoiler:

Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!

i think you mistakenly posted the best joke ever in the worst jokes ever thread...

[pronovost19]

Why do elephants have red testicles?

Spoiler:

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Spoiler:

Works good then huh?

[canaan]

Nealkorovsky

[TheHammer24]

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

A stick.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOL'ed really hard at the second spoiler.

[JS©]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Saran Wrap for shorts.

The shrink says,

Spoiler:

"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

[Guinness]

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says:

Spoiler:

Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!

i think you mistakenly posted the best joke ever in the worst jokes ever thread...

Mayhaps... seemed like a good place to post it, nonetheless.

[Juice]

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

A stick.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOL'ed really hard at the second spoiler.

[Point Breeze Penguins]

Spoiler:

FYP

Spoiler:

FYP

[IrishEyes]

When's the best time to go the dentist?

Spoiler:

2:30

[Kaizer]

whats the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?

Spoiler:

one snatches watches

[Physical_Graffiti]

whats the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?

Spoiler:

one snatches watches

LMFAO

[profpolisci]

A grasshopper goes into a bar, the bartender says "there's a drink named after you!"

the grasshopper says..

Spoiler:

Alan?

[Gaucho]

Blind man walks into a fish shop, says "Hello, girls."

[stopper40]

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

A stick.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I lol'd

[stopper40]

A bear walks into a bar and orders a gin and....................................................tonic

The bartender says fine, but what's with the big pause?

The bear looks at his paws and says.........

Spoiler:

I dunno, I've always had them

[stopper40]

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Spoiler:

you can unscrew a lightbulb

[Gaucho]

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Spoiler:

you can unscrew a lightbulb

This may indeed be the worst joke ever.

[shafnutz05]

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Spoiler:

One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

[stopper40]

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Spoiler:

you can unscrew a lightbulb

This may indeed be the worst joke ever.

Thank you

[Juice]

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

A stick.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I lol'd

My wife absolutely positively completely passionately hates when I tell this joke.
I tell it all the time.

[jprolley]

i hear donald trump wants to see the death certificate?

[the wicked child]

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

A stick.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I lol'd

My wife absolutely positively completely passionately hates when I tell this joke.
I tell it all the time.

Those be grounds for divorce. That joke is epic.

[newarenanow]

whats the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?

Spoiler:

one snatches watches

This should be moved to the "Best Jokes Ever Thread".

[newarenanow]

Why did the cow cross the road?

Spoiler:

Because the chicken had a day off