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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby t_kovo89 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:56 pm

What's green and has wheels?

Spoiler:
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Froggy on Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:52 pm

Guinness wrote:A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says:

Spoiler:
Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!

i think you mistakenly posted the best joke ever in the worst jokes ever thread...
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby pronovost19 on Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:29 pm

Why do elephants have red testicles?

Spoiler:
So they can hide in cherry trees.


Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Spoiler:
Works good then huh?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby canaan on Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:56 pm

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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby TheHammer24 on Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:56 pm

Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
A stick.


Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOL'ed really hard at the second spoiler.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby JS© on Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:09 pm

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Saran Wrap for shorts.

The shrink says,
Spoiler:
"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Guinness on Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:54 pm

Froggy wrote:
Guinness wrote:A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate says:

Spoiler:
Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!

i think you mistakenly posted the best joke ever in the worst jokes ever thread...


Mayhaps... seemed like a good place to post it, nonetheless.

:fist:
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Juice on Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:20 pm

TheHammer24 wrote:
Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
A stick.


Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOL'ed really hard at the second spoiler.

:D
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Point Breeze Penguins on Tue May 03, 2011 10:08 pm

Physical_Graffiti wrote:
pittsports87 wrote:
Gonchar's #1 fan wrote:
Spoiler:
Image

FYP

Spoiler:
Image



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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby IrishEyes on Tue May 03, 2011 10:26 pm

When's the best time to go the dentist?

Spoiler:
2:30
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Kaizer on Tue May 03, 2011 11:31 pm

whats the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?

Spoiler:
one snatches watches
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Physical_Graffiti on Tue May 03, 2011 11:47 pm

Kaizer wrote:whats the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?

Spoiler:
one snatches watches

LMFAO
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby profpolisci on Tue May 03, 2011 11:54 pm

A grasshopper goes into a bar, the bartender says "there's a drink named after you!"

the grasshopper says..

Spoiler:
Alan?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gaucho on Wed May 04, 2011 6:46 am

Blind man walks into a fish shop, says "Hello, girls."
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby stopper40 on Wed May 04, 2011 6:56 am

Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
A stick.


Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I lol'd
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby stopper40 on Wed May 04, 2011 7:00 am

A bear walks into a bar and orders a gin and....................................................tonic

The bartender says fine, but what's with the big pause?

The bear looks at his paws and says.........


Spoiler:
I dunno, I've always had them
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby stopper40 on Wed May 04, 2011 7:06 am

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Spoiler:
you can unscrew a lightbulb
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Gaucho on Wed May 04, 2011 7:13 am

stopper40 wrote:What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Spoiler:
you can unscrew a lightbulb


This may indeed be the worst joke ever.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Wed May 04, 2011 7:17 am

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?


Spoiler:
One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby stopper40 on Wed May 04, 2011 9:00 am

Gaucho wrote:
stopper40 wrote:What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

Spoiler:
you can unscrew a lightbulb


This may indeed be the worst joke ever.


Thank you
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby Juice on Wed May 04, 2011 9:03 am

stopper40 wrote:
Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
A stick.


Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I lol'd


My wife absolutely positively completely passionately hates when I tell this joke.
I tell it all the time.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby jprolley on Wed May 04, 2011 9:19 am

i hear donald trump wants to see the death certificate?
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby the wicked child on Wed May 04, 2011 9:36 am

Juice wrote:
stopper40 wrote:
Juice wrote:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
A stick.


Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I lol'd


My wife absolutely positively completely passionately hates when I tell this joke.
I tell it all the time.

Those be grounds for divorce. That joke is epic.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby newarenanow on Wed May 04, 2011 9:38 am

Kaizer wrote:whats the difference between a thief and a peeping tom?

Spoiler:
one snatches watches


This should be moved to the "Best Jokes Ever Thread".
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever Thread

Postby newarenanow on Wed May 04, 2011 9:39 am

Why did the cow cross the road?

Spoiler:
Because the chicken had a day off
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