mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

[mac5155]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/30176158/detail.html

A Uniontown woman is jailed on charges that she exposed herself to a state trooper, urinated in front of him and then kicked him.

[shafnutz05]

lololololol

[mac5155]

from the sounds of it she was drunk in a car that was pulled over and had to take a whiz. its fayette county, let 'er rip ma'am

[canaan]

https://www.facebook.com/deshaunte.douglas

About Deshaunte Im a student at wccc and a mother of two a one boy and one girl. Exciting and fun maybe alittle crazy but cool. Also ready for a change.

[mac5155]

Deshaunte Douglas
Hang n at da bar wit my chicks
Share · Yesterday at 12:54am via mobile ·

Arnold Walker Wat bar
Yesterday at 12:58am

Deshaunte Douglas Jand bs
Yesterday at 1:32am

SHOULDA WENT HOME AT 1 AM DESHAUNTE!!

[Shyster]

If p***ing on the ground outdoors is a crime, then every man in the world is a felon. Heck, every hunter and golfer would probably be up for life sentences.

[pensfan1989]

If p***ing on the ground outdoors is a crime, then every man in the world is a felon. Heck, every hunter and golfer would probably be up for life sentences.

I think in Pennsylvania now if you're arrested for that they can put you on the sex offender registry

[JS©]

https://www.facebook.com/deshaunte.douglas

About Deshaunte Im a student at wccc and a mother of two a one boy and one girl. Exciting and fun maybe alittle crazy but cool. Also ready for a change.

Deshaunte Douglas
Hang n at da bar wit my chicks
Share · Yesterday at 12:54am via mobile ·

Arnold Walker Wat bar
Yesterday at 12:58am

Deshaunte Douglas Jand bs
Yesterday at 1:32am

SHOULDA WENT HOME AT 1 AM DESHAUNTE!!

I'm assuming somebody in the above quotes is friends with Deshaunte.

[mac5155]

No I am just a grade A Facebook stalker.

[mac5155]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/pol ... nk-/nHKwq/

Police: Paramedic responding to call threatened by drunk man with shovel

[viva la ben]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/police-paramedic-responding-call-threatened-drunk-/nHKwq/

Police: Paramedic responding to call threatened by drunk man with shovel

[JS©]

My days of driving to Fayettenam for work have come to an end.

[mac5155]

"Based on the time of day, the amount of holiday shoppers, proximity to the first of the month ... this could have been a serious tragedy," Mrosko wrote in his report. "Due to the number of pedestrians in the parking lot, there was potential for loss of life. Fortunately, that didn't happen."

Read more: Man charged in South Union Wal-Mart incident - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/dailyco ... z1qWklB9WH

[JS©]

this thread needs to be more active. How else am I gonna keep track of the Fayettenamese?

[mac5155]

I do my best.

[JS©]

I was using this thread to pass on news to friends back home. They are also well-versed in how unique Fayette County is.

[pensfan1989]

If you get in an argument with your significant other, drive them to Wal Mart and try to hit them in the parking lot

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/wom ... lle/nMX3p/

[JS©]

Why is this Walmart always the scene of the crime? It's not even like it's right off of the main road.

[mac5155]

Connellsville walmart is like no other. The scum of scum go there. Honestly. The poor people in connellsville go to uniontown. The richer people go to Mt Pleasant. That connellsville walmart is absolutely useless for anyone that has a car that will get them more than 3 miles.

[canaan]

Connellsville walmart is like no other. The scum of scum go there. Honestly. The poor people in connellsville go to uniontown. The richer people go to Mt Pleasant. That connellsville walmart is absolutely useless for anyone that has a car that will get them more than 3 miles.

this sounds like documentary material

[mac5155]

Connellsville walmart is like no other. The scum of scum go there. Honestly. The poor people in connellsville go to uniontown. The richer people go to Mt Pleasant. That connellsville walmart is absolutely useless for anyone that has a car that will get them more than 3 miles.

this sounds like documentary material

my STB father in law dropped a deuce behind the store in the parking lot because he couldn't make it to the bathroom inside.

/csb

[canaan]

well, that was... ...informative.

[JS©]

my STB father in law dropped a deuce behind the store in the parking lot because he couldn't make it to the bathroom inside.

/csb

I'll take "Things that you'd be suprirsed to read, even in the Fayettenam thread" for $500.

[JS©]

Connellsville walmart is like no other. The scum of scum go there. Honestly. The poor people in connellsville go to uniontown. The richer people go to Mt Pleasant. That connellsville walmart is absolutely useless for anyone that has a car that will get them more than 3 miles.

The people of Logan, Ohio would look upon the Connellsville Walmart regulars with the highest respect.

I have never felt so out of place in a Walmart until I visited the one in Logan. I'm not sure if PeopleOfWalmart.com were trying to shoot a TV pilot or if it was full of people that thought the whole cleanliness thing was optional.

[mac5155]

That may have been the Walmart that my fiancée did her training in. Ill ask