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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby the wicked child on Tue May 21, 2013 11:53 am

Jorts On fire would make a killer 80's tune.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Tue May 21, 2013 12:02 pm

The real question is was he wearing the jorts at the time of ignition
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby DudeMan2766 on Tue May 21, 2013 12:18 pm

mac5155 wrote:The real question is was he wearing the jorts at the time of ignition


I'll say thats a pretty good bet since they were fighting, unless he wasnt wearing them, they were his good pair of cutoff jorts and the son did it to get back at him.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Idoit40fans on Tue May 21, 2013 12:21 pm

Probably his church jorts.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby pensfan1989 on Mon May 27, 2013 9:59 pm

Uniontown Ninja Arrested

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/pol ... nja/nX4gH/

Police said Jellots told them he never stabbed the woman in the April incident, telling police, “I open unlocked cars.”
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby JS© on Thu May 30, 2013 10:05 pm

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/05/ ... ar/?src=fb

Investigators say beer cans were used as weapons in Fayette County when a group of people attacked a woman outside of a bar.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu May 30, 2013 10:22 pm

I so thought of this thread when I heard of the beer can attack.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:01 pm

http://triblive.com/news/westmoreland/4 ... z2WmD2y1PF

Graduated with this fine individual.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby JS© on Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:42 pm

she's not exactly the first thing that comes to mind when I hear "fine"
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby KennyTheKangaroo on Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:03 pm

one or both of them?
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:23 pm

after reading, actually all 3. The one that got run over was in my fiancee's grade. The gentleman involved was actually a friend of mine when I played in the band for a year. He also played saxophone. He bought me booze a few times cause he had a fake ID
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:30 pm

MAC WAS IN THE BAND?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:49 pm

haha, i was hesitant to admit. Yes, I was. Then I was recruited to play football my sophomore year.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:08 pm

I was in the band. :)
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Chefpatrick871 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:09 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:I was in the band. :)

Tuba?
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:11 pm

Drum line
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby BigMcK on Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:13 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:Drum line


:thumb: :fist: :thumb:
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:26 pm

I played drums, clarinet, and sax in that order. Clarinet for only a year. All very poorly.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:32 pm

Bass drum, quads, jazz band, percussion ensemble.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Shyster on Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:24 pm

Question: I assume the anti-jorts sentiment expressed above is limited to them being worn by men? In other words, would there be similar hostility to a woman wearing a pair of spraypaint-tight Daisy Dukes?
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby ExPatriatePen on Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:08 pm

Shyster wrote:Question: I assume the anti-jorts sentiment expressed above is limited to them being worn by men? In other words, would there be similar hostility to a woman wearing a pair of spraypaint-tight Daisy Dukes?


Not to be a "CAD", but is she hot? Or is she, shall we say a "chunky" sized gal.

Not offense but women feel the same way about "Dickie Do's" from what I understand.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby FreeCandy44 on Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:10 pm

I own a pair of jean shorts. Come at me.....
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Juice on Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:50 am

paging eddysnake
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby DudeMan2766 on Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:09 pm

"Local Man Loses Sleeves at Wedding, Ditches Bride for Chesney Concert"

#SundayFayettenamHeadlines
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Shyster on Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:07 pm

ExPatriatePen wrote:
Shyster wrote:Question: I assume the anti-jorts sentiment expressed above is limited to them being worn by men? In other words, would there be similar hostility to a woman wearing a pair of spraypaint-tight Daisy Dukes?

Not to be a "CAD", but is she hot? Or is she, shall we say a "chunky" sized gal.

Good question. Let's assume that the only offensive thing about the whole picture would be the nature of the shorts themselves (that is, their jortishness), not what is in them.
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