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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:35 am

Letang Is The Truth wrote:favorite pair of shoes?


Puma's are amazingly comfortable. I have a nice pair of casual navy blue Puma's I like to wear.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby shafnutz05 on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:40 am

newarenanow wrote:I would picture him as a twink. (is that right?)


lololololololololol
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:42 am

Froggy wrote:Who is your favorite poster with a six letter username starting with the letter "F"?


Well, if I want to make the clique someday, I should go by post count.


FIZBAN 19
FERRYG 30
FROGGY 7905
FCFURY 0


YOU WIN!!!!
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:44 am

Rylan wrote:What is the airspeed velocity of an african swallow carrying a coconut?


Zero.

He was shot out of the air in order to make another horse from the coconut.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:46 am

Letang Is The Truth wrote:who is your daddy and what does he do?



His name is John and he works in Computer Consulting and Professional Placement.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:46 am

columbia wrote:Will kicksave ever be reinstated?


Depends how long he sat in the corner and thought about what he did.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:48 am

newarenanow wrote:Does shad like men more than friends?


I think you already know the answer to that :shock:
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:49 am

canaan wrote:do you enjoy pancakes?


Belgian Waffles are better.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:50 am

shafnutz05 wrote:
newarenanow wrote:Does shad like men more than friends?


Is NAN going to regret poking the bear multiple times this week and we're barely into Wednesday?


NAN is too busy worrying about his user name and whether new posters will wonder why we would need a second new arena to worry about such things.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby mac5155 on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:54 am

Should I make a thread like this for my 30,000 post?
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby newarenanow on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:55 am

JeffDFD wrote:
shafnutz05 wrote:
newarenanow wrote:Does shad like men more than friends?


Is NAN going to regret poking the bear multiple times this week and we're barely into Wednesday?


NAN is too busy worrying about his user name and whether new posters will wonder why we would need a second new arena to worry about such things.


I'm being proactive.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby canaan on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:55 am

mac5155 wrote:Should I make a thread like this for my 30,000 post?

yes, because i havent filled my "ask mac about camo" quota for the week
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby mac5155 on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:56 am

canaan wrote:
mac5155 wrote:Should I make a thread like this for my 30,000 post?

yes, because i havent filled my "ask mac about camo" quota for the week


rogah dat
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby canaan on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:56 am

JeffDFD wrote:
Froggy wrote:Who is your favorite poster with a six letter username starting with the letter "F"?


Well, if I want to make the clique someday, I should go by post count.


FIZBAN 19
FERRYG 30
FROGGY 7905
FCFURY 0


YOU WIN!!!!


so, i said to myself...we have a new pledge, i see?

JeffDFD wrote:
canaan wrote:do you enjoy pancakes?


Belgian Waffles are better.


you've been blacklisted
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:00 am

mac5155 wrote:Should I make a thread like this for my 30,000 post?


No...think larger

Maybe you should start a photo journal of yourself, taking a picture of yourself every single time you post...not stopping until you hit 60,000.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby mac5155 on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:01 am

JeffDFD wrote:
mac5155 wrote:Should I make a thread like this for my 30,000 post?


No...think larger

Maybe you should start a photo journal of yourself, taking a picture of yourself every single time you post...not stopping until you hit 60,000.


that'd do wonders for the bandwidth restrictions of this site.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:02 am

canaan wrote:
JeffDFD wrote:
Froggy wrote:Who is your favorite poster with a six letter username starting with the letter "F"?


Well, if I want to make the clique someday, I should go by post count.


FIZBAN 19
FERRYG 30
FROGGY 7905
FCFURY 0


YOU WIN!!!!


so, i said to myself...we have a new pledge, i see?

JeffDFD wrote:
canaan wrote:do you enjoy pancakes?


Belgian Waffles are better.


you've been blacklisted



I still enjoy pancakes, however....that just seemed too easy of an answer. Pancakes are sometimes ways to get syrup to the mouth. Unless you go to a fancy place. Belgian Waffles are always awesome. Strawberries and whipped cream ftw.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:04 am

mac5155 wrote:
JeffDFD wrote:
mac5155 wrote:Should I make a thread like this for my 30,000 post?


No...think larger

Maybe you should start a photo journal of yourself, taking a picture of yourself every single time you post...not stopping until you hit 60,000.


that'd do wonders for the bandwidth restrictions of this site.


You would have to post them elsewhere. Especially because if you posted them to this site...then you would have to take another picture because of that post...wich would mean you have a new picture to post...which mean you would have to take another picture.

TIME PARADOX.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby newarenanow on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:04 am

Will you reach 4,000 posts by the time you are done answering questions in this thread?
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:06 am

newarenanow wrote:Will you reach 4,000 posts by the time you are done answering questions in this thread?



If people keep asking questions.

But I guess I said "Ask JeffDFD anything" ... not "JeffDFD will answer anything."

So I could stop if I wanted to.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby canaan on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:42 am

you ever beer bong a 40? if not, why not?
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby SolidSnake on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:52 am

How many times have you seen the movie Twister?
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:53 am

canaan wrote:you ever beer bong a 40? if not, why not?


No.

Several reason's why not:

Logical: I don't think I could successfully, at least not without making a mess, spilling beer, puking.

Self-righteous: Because I do not base my self-worth on the amount of beer consumed.

Practical: I do not consume much beer in the first place, anyway
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby JeffDFD on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:56 am

SolidSnake wrote:How many times have you seen the movie Twister?


Complete from end to end? I would guess twice. Once when it came out and once when it was on TV (maybe)

Two bodies on a leather belt/strap wrapped around a skinny pipe in the ground??? Yeah, ok...none of the mass destruction projectiles will even knick them either.

LOL at the cow though.
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Re: Post 3,000 - Ask JeffDFD anything.

Postby newarenanow on Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:00 pm

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Can you type that three times fast?
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