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[shmenguin]

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[MRandall25]

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/fo ... ories.html

[count2infinity]

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/1862660 ... ve-truancy

just wow...

[the wicked child]

That judge really showed that whippersnapper.

[llipgh2]

L

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/18626605/texas-honors-student-jailed-for-excessive-truancy

just wow...

He wanted to make an example of a girl who in spite of her incredibly rotten lot in life is an honor student by throwing her in jail
and paying a fine she probably can't afford.

[Sarcastic]

I think I'm going to put this here.

Tara Reid (36) is dating a 60 year-old jeweler.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20120525/b318998/

[Sarcastic]

http://now.msn.com/now/0525-dutch-twin-prostitutes.aspx

Dutch twin prostitutes, 69, captivate Cannes

Keep an eye out for this documentary in a cinema near you: "Meet the Fokkens" tells the story of twins Louise and Martine, who work as prostitutes in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. They're 69 years old, so you might say they're acting their age. Louise retired two years ago due to arthritis, but Martine still works in her window in Amsterdam's infamous red light district.

[Hockeynut!]

I think I'm going to put this here.

Tara Reid (36) is dating a 60 year-old jeweler.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20120525/b318998/

She's dating Mr. Pitt?

[llipgh2]

I think I'm going to put this here.

Tara Reid (36) is dating a 60 year-old jeweler.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20120525/b318998/

She's dating Mr. Pitt?

[count2infinity]

take fart jokes seriously...

[LeopardLetang]

hahaha. wow. and i thought the last line was "Read more hehe."

[Sarcastic]

blackjack feels this should be in this collection, so I'll add it in as the other thread will probably go to page 2 in a couple days anyway.

It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

[Sarcastic]

Man divorces wife after she brings home 550 cats --- haha

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/05/man-divorces-wife-after-she-brings-home-550-cats/1

For one man in southern Israel, the final straw that led him to seek a divorce this week was his wife's decision to bring home 550 cats, The Times of Israel reports.

The cats apparently got in his way. They blocked his access to the bathroom, kept him from preparing meals in the kitchen and jumped onto the table as he ate and stole his food, the husband told the rabbinical court in Beersheba.

[bhaw]

I was fine with 500. I was even willing to live with 525. But 550? You're just crazy!

[Sarcastic]

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6591415

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. (WABC) -- A Long Island surgeon embroiled in a nearly four-year divorce proceeding wants his estranged wife to return the kidney he donated to her, although he says he'll settle for $1.5 million in compensation.

Batista's a full-time surgeon, who married Dawnell in 1990. They would later have three children and eventually he saved her life by donating his kidney to her in 2001.

She filed for divorce in July 2005, although he claims she began having an extramarital affair 18 months to two years after receiving the kidney transplant.

[Sarcastic]

Stoner tries to pay for meal at Denny's with a bag of weed.

http://now.msn.com/living/0527-dennys-pothead.aspx
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communities/niagara-falls/article875329.ece

[Sarcastic]

Look at this idiot. He lost his licence.



http://now.msn.com/now/0528-motorcycle-texter-photo.aspx

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/texting-motorbike-rider-loses-licence/xmf0jub

[Sarcastic]

This upsets me. I hate people forcing their will on others.

British media outlets have been going gaga over the story of a little girl with a Lady Gaga-esque hairstyle. The reason? The 4-year-old reportedly was reduced to tears when her school refused to allow her to wear her hair in a bow for a school photo.

To clarify: Little Marcella Marino could have worn her hair in a ribbon (so long as said ribbon was a dark color such as black, maroon or navy blue). She just couldn’t wear her actual hair in a bow shape, as pictured here, because of the Christian school’s ban on hair braids.



http://thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/24/11863418-put-a-bow-on-it-4-year-olds-hairstyle-sparks-flap

[skullman80]

If its against school policy... like a dress code, then as much as it sucks, it should be enforced. It sounds like its spelled out exactly what kids can and can't wear since its a private school I'm guessing.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

If its against school policy... like a dress code, then as much as it sucks, it should be enforced. It sounds like its spelled out exactly what kids can and can't wear since its a private school I'm guessing.

Yea, I don't agree with the rule, but if it's a private school, the parents can always choose not to send their child there.

[Sarcastic]

If its against school policy... like a dress code, then as much as it sucks, it should be enforced. It sounds like its spelled out exactly what kids can and can't wear since its a private school I'm guessing.

Yea, I don't agree with the rule, but if it's a private school, the parents can always choose not to send their child there.

I'll agree with both replies, but add that my problem is not as much with the enforcement of the rule, but with the policy in the first place. I would never send my kid to a school that strict. I mean, a Christian school that as a ban on hair braids. It doesn't get more ridiculous.

[llipgh2]

I'm sorry, but I laughed at this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/serpent-handling-pastor-profiled-earlier-in-washington-post-dies-from-rattlesnake-bite/2012/05/29/gJQAJef5zU_story.html?tid=pm_pop

[Sarcastic]

I'm sorry, but I laughed at this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/serpent-handling-pastor-profiled-earlier-in-washington-post-dies-from-rattlesnake-bite/2012/05/29/gJQAJef5zU_story.html?tid=pm_pop

Ugh. Play with a snake... it will bite you. Maybe not now or tomorrow, but it will bite you.

[Sarcastic]

Student sex video broadcast in front of shocked crowd at Danish high school graduation ceremony

The film shown during the morning ceremony at Gammel Hellerup Gymnasium in Denmark was supposed to celebrate pupils' experiences with pictures from their school life.

Instead, the video watched by 450 graduates, teachers and family members was interrupted by graphic footage of a male student having sex with a woman who does not attend the school.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152107/Student-sex-video-shown-shocked-crowd-graduation-ceremony-Denmarks-Gammel-Hellerup-Gymnasium.html

[llipgh2]

Don't know if anyone "herd" this...

This sounds like a Monty Python skit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/falling-sheep-strike-cars-on-highway_n_1559740.html