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[Hockeynut!]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... heart.html



If they hadn't killed the face eating guy, a match between him and Wyatt would have been epic.

[Sarcastic]

MMA fighter vs Zombie. I'd pay full PPV price for THAT.

[newarenanow]

:shock:

MMA fighter vs Zombie. I'd pay full PPV price for THAT.

[MRandall25]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282647/US-cage-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-rips-training-partner-Taylor-Powells-heart.html



If they hadn't killed the face eating guy, a match between him and Wyatt would have been epic.

All I can think of is:

[Sarcastic]

Bieber-fever in Norway!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/31/justin-bieber-norway-concert-girls-injured/

Oslo's mayor has launched an investigation into yesterday's near-catastrophic Justin Bieber concert in Norway -- after 49 teenage girls were injured in the fandemonium ... and 14 were taken by ambulance for emergency care.

[Sarcastic]

Police in Norway are on the verge of declaring a state of emergency in Oslo, after tens of thousands of unruly Justin Bieber fans overran the city -- and now, they're begging the singer for help.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/30/justin-bieber-norway-police-state-of-emergency/

[bh]

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/3 ... d-in-home/

ugh! What is going on! Seriously. Seems like so many people are doing these horrific acts. This is actually like just down the street from me.

[Sarcastic]

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/man-denied-bail-after-dismembered-body-parts-found-in-home/

ugh! What is going on! Seriously. Seems like so many people are doing these horrific acts. This is actually like just down the street from me.

I wonder how much is really happening out there, just that we don't get to hear it on the news.

[Sarcastic]

More Bieber. Sorry. But this is funny.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/music/2012/05/31/justin-bieber-knocked-unconscious-in-paris/

Justin Bieber lost consciousness after smacking into a wall of glass during a performance in Paris on Thursday.

[Sarcastic]

http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/25/11880623-men-who-cheat-on-their-wives-more-likely-to-die-of-a-heart-attack

Men who cheat on their wives more likely to die of a heart attack !!!!!

[Sarcastic]

Motorcyclist clocked going 193 mph on NY highway

http://news.yahoo.com/motorcyclist-clocked-going-193-mph-ny-highway-113500876.html

Anderson was issued 14 traffic tickets, including one for speeding.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Why don't we do it in the road?

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/loc ... ic-638505/

[rasbatch]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/0 ... 62141.html

Well it's official, once the CDC denies it, then obviously ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
I will begin boarding up the windows and doors to my house tonight.

[Willie Kool]

Americans' Heads Getting Bigger In Size, Changing Shape, Anthropologists Say

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/americans-heads-getting-b_n_1559002.html

The researchers studied about 1,500 skulls that dated from the mid-1800s through the 1980s. They noticed that the skulls gradually became larger, taller, and narrower. As a result, faces have become longer.

"The surprising thing is the skull size increase has not been documented in modern Americans," researcher Dr. Richard Jantz told The Huffington Post. "We might have suspected that that was happening but this documents it ... The shape of the skull has also changed rather dramatically. In fact, shape change has been more dramatic than size change.”

We are evolving.

Spoiler:

[bh]

More zombish behavior

'N.J. man throws intestines at police after repeatedly stabbing himself'
http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbc ... -1/NEWSMAP

[pittsports87]

2 people dead after swarms of venomous spiders invade Indian town
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/06/03 ... z1wlIdmcId

[llipgh2]

Man turns beloved deceased pet cat...into a remote control helicopter.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/04/orvillecopter-takes-flight-cat-run-over-by-car-gets-extra-life-as-a-remote-controlled-helicopter/

[llipgh2]

Mmm, moose droppings....

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1207223--parents-demand-answers-after-students-tricked-into-chewing-moose-droppings?bn=1

[Sarcastic]

Mmm, moose droppings....

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1207223--parents-demand-answers-after-students-tricked-into-chewing-moose-droppings?bn=1

Oh, man, that's hilarious.

Karen Eyolfson says her 13-year-old son, a student at Walter Whyte School in Grand Marais, bit into the moose droppings after being told by a parent chaperone on the two-day canoe trip late last month that the animal feces were chocolate-covered almonds. She alleges that three staff supervisors — including the school principal — stood by as her son chewed the droppings and classmates laughed.

The adults involved probably should get punished, btw.

[columbia]

Circumcision Sucking Gave 11 NYC Boys Herpes In The Last Decade: CDC
http://gothamist.com/2012/06/07/circumc ... nyc_bo.php

Spoiler:

[Rylan]

lol this thread is funny stuff.

[Sarcastic]

Yeah, that's how the rabbi does it. He suuuuuuucks it out.

Glad to say I am NOT circumcised. Thank you. I find it gross. Plus, I see it as an act against God. It's like telling him that he's a dummy for putting this unneeded thing there.

[Hockeynut!]

Yeah, that's how the rabbi does it. He suuuuuuucks it out.

Glad to say I am NOT circumcised. Thank you. I find it gross. Plus, I see it as an act against God. It's like telling him that he's a dummy for putting this unneeded thing there.

TMI

[skullman80]

Yeah way TMI.

[count2infinity]

Plus, I see it as an act against God. It's like telling him that he's a dummy for putting this unneeded thing there.

so if you need your appendix or gallbladder out, you're not going to do it?