Strange News

[columbia]

If this doesnt belong here, nothing does.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/184643/cooked-squid-dish-inseminates-womans-mouth/

Which is why it's at the top of the page...

Im rarely on LGP anymore so I miss some things...

...even if it's on the same page

It's also linked in the cooking thread.

[Sarcastic]

PF got so excited about posting something disgusting he totally missed it, lol.

[Sarcastic]

Woman super-glued to toilet seat in Wal-Mart bathroom

http://www.lex18.com/news/woman-super-glued-to-toilet-seat-in-wayne-county-walmart

[the wicked child]

Wait.. who doesn't put super glue n the toilet seat when they go to Walmart?

[Froggy]

So many questions..

-did she do this to herself?
-if so, why?
-if not, who did, and why?
-why would you ride bareback in a public restroom?
-why would you ride bareback in a Walmart restroom?
-wouldn't she have seen the glue before she sat down?
-wouldn't she have felt it when she sat down?
-how long does that glue take to set?
-if she didn't do it herself, shouldn't she have seen the mad gluer leaving immediately prior to her getting in the stall?
-if someone else did it, how did they know somebody would have sat bareback on the seat within like 30 seconds of putting the glue on it?

[the wicked child]

I am guessing she did it herself for attention.

[PensFanInDC]

PF got so excited about posting something disgusting he totally missed it, lol.

Its sad how true this is lol

[pittsoccer33]

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/loc ... de-641871/

A 30-year-old Brookline man was shot in the left leg Sunday night after a run-in with four young male bicyclists in Shadyside, police said.

The man was trying to park his car near Pierce Street and Maryland Avenue about 11 p.m. when four black males accused him of trying to hit their bikes, police said.

This story seems weird. Just doesn't add up for me.

[llipgh2]

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-city/man-30-shot-in-shadyside-641871/

A 30-year-old Brookline man was shot in the left leg Sunday night after a run-in with four young male bicyclists in Shadyside, police said.

The man was trying to park his car near Pierce Street and Maryland Avenue about 11 p.m. when four black males accused him of trying to hit their bikes, police said.

This story seems weird. Just doesn't add up for me.

Drug deal gone bad. If you are shot, do you really chase the shooter down in your car, and then walk to the hospital?

[pittsoccer33]

you know, i can practically see that intersection from my back window. and I walked over to the Shell gas station on Baum last night sometime around 11pm and I did hear what I thought were firecrackers.

that makes me sad

[Sarcastic]

Glenn Beck Declares War on ‘Glee’

Right-leaning firebrand Glenn Beck complained that “Glee” is an overly permissive “nightmare” of a TV series with “no values” — and he vowed to fight the show with a musical series of his own that will espouse conservative values.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/2012/06/18/glenn-beck-declares-war-on-glee/

[Sarcastic]

Israeli man jumps to his death off Eiffel Tower

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-world-europe/20120625/EU.France.Eiffel.Tower.Death/

[columbia]

he vowed to fight the show with a musical series of his own that will espouse conservative values.

That should be just fantastic......didn't we learn anything from the heady days of Christian rock?

[shafnutz05]

I hate Glenn Beck and hate that idea, but I also confess that I probably wouldn't be 100% keen on my early teenage daughter watching Glee either.

[columbia]

I hate Glenn Beck and hate that idea, but I also confess that I probably wouldn't be 100% keen on my early teenage daughter watching Glee either.

That's what the parental chip is for, bro.

Glee is bad enough as it is, I can't imagine what kind of schlock he'd be pushing.

[llipgh2]

I hate Glenn Beck and hate that idea, but I also confess that I probably wouldn't be 100% keen on my early teenage daughter watching Glee either.

That's what the parental chip is for, bro.

Glee is bad enough as it is, I can't imagine what kind of schlock he'd be pushing.

This.

[Chefpatrick871]

he vowed to fight the show with a musical series of his own that will espouse conservative values.

That should be just fantastic......didn't we learn anything from the heady days of Christian rock?

I'd watch a show about stryper

[DudeMan2766]

Two suits filed in WV against Kim Kardashian. I've read this twice and I'm still not sure what is going on.

http://www.statejournal.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian

[bhaw]

Two suits filed in WV against Kim Kardashian. I've read this twice and I'm still not sure what is going on.

http://www.statejournal.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian

what the...

[columbia]

wut?

[llipgh2]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/27/ceremonial-parliament-hill-guardsman-accidentally-impaled-by-his-bayonet/

Ow.

[llipgh2]

Also from Canada...

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/26/ottawa-man-who-bludgeoned-ex-wives-with-rocks-killed-neighbour-so-he-could-get-her-apartment/

[Rylan]

Two suits filed in WV against Kim Kardashian. I've read this twice and I'm still not sure what is going on.

http://www.statejournal.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian

This is one of the most fantastic things I have ever read hahaha

[PensFanInDC]

"It was weird because on the floor was barnyard animals staring at them, sheep, two goats, unicorn, and I thought they were there as witnesses," the suit alleged.

That's preposterous. Unicorns are not barnyard animals.

[bhaw]

"It was weird because on the floor was barnyard animals staring at them, sheep, two goats, unicorn, and I thought they were there as witnesses," the suit alleged.

That's preposterous. Unicorns are not barnyard animals.

Only because the animal rights people think holding them in captivity to slaughter and turn into gummy bears is "inhumane."