Strange News

[eddysnake]

The suit continued saying Sinanaj hit Kimberly with an RC Cola Can and Kardashian forced him to watch "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" reruns for six consecutive hours.

that whole story read like mad libs. Good read.

[Sarcastic]

Two suits filed in WV against Kim Kardashian. I've read this twice and I'm still not sure what is going on.

http://www.statejournal.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian

It's probably all true. Those are some vile creatures.

[Sarcastic]

I've got a good one for you guys.

MEXICO CITY — Mexican doctors say they have successfully removed a 33-pound (15-kilogram) benign tumor from the body of a 2-year-old child.

Dr. Gustavo Hernandez says the tumor was heavier than the child who at the time of the June 14 surgery weighed 26 pounds (12 kilograms).

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20120627/LT.Mexico.Child_s.Giant.Tumor/

[Sarcastic]

Forget sex - Chores make men feel happy!

Want to boost your happiness levels, boys? Just pick up the vacuum or do some laundry. New research claims guys who embrace their inner domestic god and do their share of boring household chores are happier than those who don't!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2012/06/doing-chores-makes-many-men-happiest/

[Sarcastic]

Dude may as well blow his brains out.

Porn gives man severe headaches

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/28/12465722-porn-gives-man-severe-headaches

[Sarcastic]

Let it rip with these deodorizer fart pads!

http://now.msn.com/money/0629-deodorized-fart-pads.aspx

[Sarcastic]

Four arrested after calling cop to complain about their drugs

If you're going to ring someone at 4 a.m. to complain about the drugs you've purchased, it's best to make sure you have the right number -- or you might just be filing your customer complaint with an officer of the law. A Rowan County sheriff deputy in Salisbury, N.C., received four calls on his cell in the early hours from people whining about the illicit wares they'd been sold and demanding compensation, according to the Sheriff's Officer report. The deputy arranged to meet the disgruntled customers, whereupon they were arrested.

http://www.salisburypost.com/Crime/062612-WEB-Report_-Woman-mistakenly-calls-Rowan-deputies--demands-drugs-qcd

[Sarcastic]

ScienceDaily (June 26, 2012) — Scientists from Nanyang Technological University (NTU) have invented a new toilet system that will turn human waste into electricity.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/06/120626072942.htm

[columbia]

No more brown outs?

[Sarcastic]

Zombie apocalypse hits China with new face-eating attack

At what point does George Romero start looking like a documentarian? Yet another "zombie" face-eating attack has occurred, this time in the Chinese city of Wenzhou. A fantastically drunk bus driver allegedly tied one on during lunch, then went crazy, bursting out of his bus station, leaping onto a passing car, and pounding on the windshield. When the terrified driver tried to flee, the bus driver tackled her and began "gnawing" on her nose and lips

http://now.msn.com/now/0701-face-eating-china.aspx

[Shyster]

Forget sex - Chores make men feel happy!

Want to boost your happiness levels, boys? Just pick up the vacuum or do some laundry. New research claims guys who embrace their inner domestic god and do their share of boring household chores are happier than those who don't!

Correlation does not equal causation. I have my own theory: men who help more with housework receive a lower amount of soul-crushing nagging and complaining from their wives. Thus, they are happier overall not because they like doing the work (they certainly don’t), but because doing the work gets their wives to shut the **** up.

[Sarcastic]

Forget sex - Chores make men feel happy!

Want to boost your happiness levels, boys? Just pick up the vacuum or do some laundry. New research claims guys who embrace their inner domestic god and do their share of boring household chores are happier than those who don't!

Correlation does not equal causation. I have my own theory: men who help more with housework receive a lower amount of soul-crushing nagging and complaining from their wives. Thus, they are happier overall not because they like doing the work (they certainly don’t), but because doing the work gets their wives to shut the **** up.

You might be onto something there, Shyster.

[Hockeynut!]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/gi ... 58766.html

Lolong, a man-eating beast feared by locals, has set a Guinness Book of World Records mark as the world's largest saltwater crocodile in captivity.

[PensFanInDC]

crikey

[Rylan]

crikey

I miss Steve.

[DudeMan2766]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giant-killer-crocodile-sets-record-world-largest-captivity-182158766.html

Lolong, a man-eating beast feared by locals

I bet when someone encountered Lolong, *sunglasses* , they sure werent Loling.

[Sarcastic]

http://www.nesn.com/2011/03/worcester-sharks-announce-kathryn-tappen-bobblehead-giveway.html

The Worcester Sharks are set to offer an unusual promotion to the first 3,000 fans to arrive at the DCU Center on Friday, March 25.

Friday night's Sharks-P-Bruins matchup will feature a Kathryn Tappen bobblehead doll giveaway, presented by TD Bank.

[pittsoccer33]

Forget sex - Chores make men feel happy!

Want to boost your happiness levels, boys? Just pick up the vacuum or do some laundry. New research claims guys who embrace their inner domestic god and do their share of boring household chores are happier than those who don't!

Correlation does not equal causation. I have my own theory: men who help more with housework receive a lower amount of soul-crushing nagging and complaining from their wives. Thus, they are happier overall not because they like doing the work (they certainly don’t), but because doing the work gets their wives to shut the **** up.

plus men tend to beg for compliments on their house work. so not only are they not getting nagged, they are being praised for helping to keep a tidy home.

[columbia]

That sounds a lot like my dog.

[pittsoccer33]

http://www.wsmv.com/story/18941278/19-c ... ring-house

When deputies arrived, they found 19 children ranging from 8 months to 14 years old with no supervision, no working air conditioning or food.

Clearly this is complete criminal negligence, but is it really "unacceptable" to not have air conditioning now? I grew up without it.

[Tomas]

If your engine purrs...

http://translate.google.com/translate?s ... -zpravy_pp

[the wicked child]

Crazy cat/car story... Not too long after I started my current job, one of my co-workers came in holding a kitten... it had somehow hitched a ride in the engine of his truck from Washington all the way down to Waynesburg. (He later found remnants of 2 other less lucky kittens down the road from his house)... Had a kitten racing around the office until his wife could get down there to pick it up.

/csb

[viva la ben]

Deputies: Teen eats mushrooms, shoots himself in forehead

A teen who ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the fungi shot himself in the forehead so he could wake up from a nightmare he said he was having while awake, sheriff's investigators said.

http://www.news-journalonline.com/break ... tmare.html

[Rylan]

Holy crap.

[Willie Kool]

I blame Inception.