Strange News

[PensFanInDC]

I had a REALLY bad night on shrooms once....but not THAT bad.

[shmenguin]

if i took hallucinogens, i'd be nervous that i'd log into my office's VPN and delete a bunch of data. i don't think that's a realistic reaction to such substances, but that's the kind of nerd i am

[bhaw]

"Guys... I got SOOOO high last night. Get this... I went into the system and made it so it stores IT's archived email on the sales server and the sales archived emails on the IT server. I can't believe I did that! Do you think I should put it back?"

[Shyster]

Big ex-girlfriend-on-new-girlfriend rumble at Monroeville's Chuck E. Cheese, including a human-on-human biting attack:

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/loc ... es-643733/

[ILikeTurtles]

Mother of the Year candidate

Texas woman Stephanie Dillard leaves her kids at car wreck...eats ice cream...gets naked, say cops
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57456100-504083/texas-woman-stephanie-dillard-leaves-her-kids-at-car-wreck...eats-ice-cream...gets-naked-say-cops/

[llipgh2]

Baby in a carry on. Seriously.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/10/world/meast/uae-baby-discovered-airport/index.html?hpt=hp_bn2

[JS©]

Two suits filed in WV against Kim Kardashian. I've read this twice and I'm still not sure what is going on.

http://www.statejournal.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian

It's probably all true. Those are some vile creatures.

http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wowk/Kar ... 281%29.pdf

[canaan]

sup?

Woman watches NASCAR with dead friend...for 18 months.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nascar-fr ... ascar.html

[shafnutz05]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/notorious-walmart-toe-sucker-356129

After asking the teen if her toenails were painted, Leaphart said, ‘I know this sounds crazy, but have you ever heard of America’s Funniest Home Videos?’ When the unemployed woman said she had heard of the show, the man relied that he would pay for her purchases (up to $100) if she agreed to cooperate with a “prank.”

The teen then reluctantly agreed to Leaphart’s request to take a picture of her foot. “I know this is crazy,” Leaphart then said, “but can I kiss your foot?” Cops reported that the victim agreed “under the impression it was a TV prank.”

Leaphart then guided the woman behind a clothing rack, saying, “Let’s move over here so people don’t think I’m crazy.” After dropping to the floor and grabbing the woman’s ankle, Leaphart noted, “Don’t worry, I don’t bite.”

At that point, Leaphart put the woman’s big toe in his mouth and began sucking on it. The woman, investigators reported, “immediately screams at him to stop, and to leave.” Leaphart then stood up and, before running from the store, said, “Oh, it tasted so good though.”

[columbia]

PATROL vessels will continue their search to catch and cull the "massive" white shark that killed a male surfer in Western Australia.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nation ... 6425990874

[shafnutz05]

Sure, punish the great white sharks for doing what they are supposed to do. So stupid.

[columbia]

If I walk next to a hornet's nest, I should expect the possibility of being stung.

[bhaw]

If I walk next to a hornet's nest, I should expect the possibility of being stung.

Then you should take vengeance on the hornets and burn that nest to the ground.

[Ad@m]

"Not homeless, need boobs"

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1113787

[Pitts]

"Not homeless, need boobs"

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1113787

Yes, she does.

[Rylan]

Wow she really has no chest. Looks cute though.

[llipgh2]

Man uses own obituary as a confessional.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/us-man-uses-his-own-obituary-to-come-clean-on-fake-phd-theft/article4427362/

[shafnutz05]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/911-call-mug-shot-complaint-542319

A Georgia woman has been charged with misusing the 911 system after she called police dispatchers to register a complaint about the quality of a mug shot taken following a prior arrest.

Tonya Ann Fowler dialed police Sunday evening after spotting the photo in “Bad & Busted,” a local publication that compiles images of recent arrestees. The photo that so displeased Fowler, 45, was snapped following an earlier collar.

Spoiler:

[Sarcastic]

Two suits filed in WV against Kim Kardashian. I've read this twice and I'm still not sure what is going on.

http://www.statejournal.com/story/18884536/two-suits-filed-against-kim-kardashian

It's probably all true. Those are some vile creatures.

http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wowk/Kar ... 281%29.pdf

Is that really true? Why aren't we hearing about it in the mainstream media?

[Sarcastic]

Man sets his own head on fire to win bet & impress women!

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2012/jul/23/6/man-whose-head-was-set-ablaze-augusta-bar-now-crit-ar-4190074/

[Sarcastic]

Do I need to add he's in critican condition at the hospital now?

[llipgh2]

Testing out the goat camo for hunting season. Seriously, officer. It's for hunting season.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/23/goat-man-frolicks-through-the-utah-wilderness/?hpt=hp_t2

[viva la ben]

Testing out the goat camo for hunting season. Seriously, officer. It's for hunting season.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/23/goat-man-frolicks-through-the-utah-wilderness/?hpt=hp_t2

Leave him be it wasn't like he was doing anything ba-a-a-ad

[llipgh2]

I laughed at this. He didn't die or get hurt, thankfully. But I still laughed.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/26/a-bad-omen-plane-carrying-marriage-proposal-crashes-off-of-rhode-island/?hpt=hp_t3

[Willie Kool]

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_north_pinellas/largo/largo-puppeteer-arrested-accused-of-plotting-to-cook-and-eat-children#ixzz21dpBILFI

Transcripts show the two men talked at length about the best way to kill children as young as two years old. They'd then describe in detail how to cut them up, cook them and eat their remains.

Arrest affidavits show Brown discussed killing, dismembering and eating a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church. Brown later told investigators "it was just a fantasy and he could never and would never hurt anyone."

WTF Florida?