Strange News

[Sarcastic]

Oh, man. I watched that video of her ^. I don't know what to say.

[canaan]

she has ugly thumbs. would not smash.

[Hockeynut!]

http://news.yahoo.com/voice-charlie-bro ... 47379.html
The former child actor who was the voice of Charlie Brown in the 1960s "Peanuts" animated television specials will be arraigned on Wednesday, after being arrested at a border crossing near San Diego on a warrant accusing him of making criminal threats and stalking, authorities said.

[shmenguin]

"i don't have health problems" is to "diabetus"
as
"the penguins are undefeated. no need to worry" is to "tangradi"

[llipgh2]

Mikel’s biggest fan is her husband, Reggie Brooks, a 40-year-old computer technician. They’ve been married 10 years and Mikel says that he finds her unusual shape sexy and tells her every day just how beautiful she is.

I wonder if he'll still have that opinion when her legs turn gangrenous

If you look at her when she weighed less, and look at her now, you can tell she had (more than likely illegal) silcone injections to get her booty/hips to look like that. Even with massive weight gain, that's not a normal shape. She would just have huge rolls of fat.

[blackjack68]

She doesn't understand the definition of "hourglass figure."

[Geezer]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/2 ... latestnews

[DudeMan2766]

http://news.msn.com/us/woman-sues-matchcom-for-nearly-dollar10-million-after-attack

The lawsuit claims Match.com failed to warn Beckman that she might meet someone "whose intentions are not to find a mate, but to find victims to kill or rape," the report says.

[columbia]

Army and police called in as 15,000 crocodiles flee South African farm
http://rt.com/news/crocodiles-escape-south-africa-686/

[Idoit40fans]

http://news.yahoo.com/prostitution-stin ... 46039.html

Impressive levels of stupidity.

[columbia]

Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ted-689543

[pensfan1989]

This sounds like Fayettenam news, but isn't...

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/pol ... eer/nT9NT/

Channel 11's Cara Sapida talked to Robert Smith, who said he bought Bonner a beer in Richy's Bar after he told him he had just escaped from jail.

[Hockeynut!]

http://news.yahoo.com/pa-mistrial-decla ... 51233.html

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — An assault trial over a fight that cost a man his left eye ended in a mistrial Wednesday when his prosthetic eye popped out as he was testifying, startling jurors.

[Shyster]

A recent analysis of ER visits shows that pubic-hair grooming injuries increased five-fold between 2002 and 2010:
http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013 ... =obnetwork

[Hockeynut!]

Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ted-689543

She'd be more of a sabertooth tiger...

[Letang Is The Truth]

A recent analysis of ER visits shows that pubic-hair grooming injuries increased five-fold between 2002 and 2010:
http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013 ... =obnetwork

I hope federal grant money went in to that study

[Shyster]

From the article I posted:

A 2011 study by researchers at the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University analyzed Playboy centerfold images between 1953 and 2007. They found that pubic hair began disappearing from popular pinup depictions starting in the 1970s and disappeared by the late 2000s.

Fact: Someone was paid to look at Playboy centerfolds.

Conclusion: I am in the wrong line of work.

[BigMcK]

Yeah, about that cruise you had booked on Carnival's Triumph? You may want to make other plans. It appears that there may be an issue with the engine, and toilets, and A/C, and, heck the whole dang ship. Except they are giving out free booze. On a ship, with limited restrooms...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/passengers-crippled-cruise-ship-free-booze-article-1.1263013

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Just pee off the poop deck.

Or

Gives a new meaning to poop deck.

[Shyster]

Woman finds live owl trapped inside grille of her Ford. With video!

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/12/woma ... -her-ford/

[llipgh2]

Woman finds live owl trapped inside grille of her Ford. With video!

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/12/woma ... -her-ford/

The owl looked mean and angry.

[Shyster]

Based significantly on DNA evidence, police in Marseille, France have arrested two suspects in a string of sexual assaults. Problem: the two suspects are identical twin brothers, and the police don’t know which of the twins (or even possibly both) committed the crimes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21401200

[Geezer]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/18/br ... latestnews
I guess the girlfriend dropped the one guy off so she could hustle back to salvage some of the drugs

[Tomas]

Woman finds live owl trapped inside grille of her Ford. With video!

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/02/12/woma ... -her-ford/

This reminds me of the famous "BMW eats a deer" story:

https://www.google.com/search?q=bmw+dee ... =firefox-a

(Click only if you don't faint when seeing some meat).

[pensfan1989]

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/ ... -302180330

"The altercation appears to have been started over the fact that one resident was upsetting another by (selling Avon and disrupting) the scheduled bingo event that occurs," he said.