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Re: Strange News

Postby count2infinity on Wed May 16, 2012 8:30 am

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Re: Strange News

Postby shafnutz05 on Wed May 16, 2012 8:37 am

I can't imagine how little self-respect and shame you would have to have to take your obese ass onto television to complain that you weren't able to stuff your face with enough fried food.
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Re: Strange News

Postby eddysnake on Wed May 16, 2012 8:43 am

shafnutz05 wrote:I can't imagine how little self-respect and shame you would have to have to take your obese ass onto television to complain that you weren't able to stuff your face with enough fried food.


you think these colors run? This is America, that man just wants some more fish fry, let him eat!
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Re: Strange News

Postby Juice on Wed May 16, 2012 8:44 am

eddysnake wrote:
shafnutz05 wrote:I can't imagine how little self-respect and shame you would have to have to take your obese ass onto television to complain that you weren't able to stuff your face with enough fried food.


you think these colors run? This is America, that man just wants some more fish fry, let him eat!

lol
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Re: Strange News

Postby canaan on Wed May 16, 2012 8:45 am

shafnutz05 wrote:I can't imagine how little self-respect and shame you would have to have to take your obese ass onto television to complain that you weren't able to stuff your face with enough fried food.

all the while the dude has an outstanding debt to the restaurant. incredible. but, yeah, eddy is right.
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Re: Strange News

Postby stopper40 on Wed May 16, 2012 8:45 am

shafnutz05 wrote:I can't imagine how little self-respect and shame you would have to have to take your obese ass onto television to complain that you weren't able to stuff your face with enough fried food.


He says he's going to picket there every Sunday. The exercise will do him some good
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Re: Strange News

Postby canaan on Wed May 16, 2012 8:46 am

"free fish to anyone that pelts that man with tartar sauce"
would be my unofficial slogan
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Re: Strange News

Postby shafnutz05 on Wed May 16, 2012 8:46 am

lolol I just noticed he is wearing a McDonald's sponsor NASCAR hat.
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Re: Strange News

Postby eddysnake on Wed May 16, 2012 8:49 am

shafnutz05 wrote:lolol I just noticed he is wearing a McDonald's sponsor NASCAR hat.


that just makes my previous statement stand out more. Get on board Shafty, it's a beautiful country!

Spoiler:
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Re: Strange News

Postby ulf on Wed May 16, 2012 9:28 am

shafnutz05 wrote:lolol I just noticed he is wearing a McDonald's sponsor NASCAR hat.

I was gonna say, this man's wearing a Bill Elliott hat from 1995, he has no shame.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Froggy on Wed May 16, 2012 10:32 am

Wasn't that the plot to an earlyish Simpsons episode? Is Lionel Hutz this guy's attorney?
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Re: Strange News

Postby blackjack68 on Wed May 16, 2012 11:16 am

Froggy wrote:Wasn't that the plot to an earlyish Simpsons episode? Is Lionel Hutz this guy's attorney?

Yep, all you can eat shrimp at the Sea Captain's restaurant ... the Frying Dutchman.
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Re: Strange News

Postby columbia on Wed May 16, 2012 11:17 am

"Come for the freak, stay for the food."
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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Wed May 16, 2012 1:24 pm

Just ignore the naked man on the trail and keep hiking...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/naked-trail-runners-colorado_n_1521286.html

:lol:
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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Wed May 16, 2012 1:30 pm

We charge extra for the cockroach...

Be sure to check out the slide show under the article. There are a number that are gag inducing...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/cockroach-mcdonalds-hash-browns_n_1520862.html?ref=food
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Thu May 17, 2012 4:37 pm

Willie Kool wrote:
Spoiler:


Yeah, Visual Kei. I find that most people haven't even heard of it. I admit I'm a huge fan. All these guys dress up in fantasy video game outfits, usually as girls, and play some of the best metal. I was actually thinking about posting some videos for a while now because I am so damn impressed with some of those bands in Japan that I think they blow a lot of the Western stuff out of the water. All while looking like the guy in this video.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Thu May 17, 2012 4:44 pm

A FORMER student who is suing Geelong Grammar School says she decided to seek damages after she failed to qualify for her preferred university course.

Rose Ashton-Weir, 18, alleges Geelong Grammar gave her inadequate academic support, particularly in maths.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/school-failed-to-get-me-into-law-20120516-1yrcb.html#ixzz1vA5nYBxj
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Re: Strange News

Postby Shyster on Thu May 17, 2012 6:07 pm

llipgh2 wrote:We charge extra for the cockroach...

Be sure to check out the slide show under the article. There are a number that are gag inducing...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/cockroach-mcdonalds-hash-browns_n_1520862.html?ref=food

Meh. Just about every restaurant has bugs. It happens. You just need to have regular visits from the exterminator to keep ahead of them.

Number 24 is, by far, the best entry in that slideshow. I would love to be the attorney defending that lawsuit. So exactly how much have you tasted? Would you say you are an expert on the taste of that substance? In your extensive experience, does it ever taste different from time to time?
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Fri May 18, 2012 2:15 pm

An upstate woman came a little unglued and went strolling naked through a lumber shop and a convenience store as if she didn't have a care in the world, police said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/upstate-york-woman-busted-naked-stroll-lumber-store-article-1.1079762#ixzz1vFKw3JQj
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Re: Strange News

Postby stopper40 on Fri May 18, 2012 2:22 pm

http://now.msn.com/living/0517-lap-dance-death.aspx

Man dies during lap dance. I'm going to refrain from starting the jokes
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Fri May 18, 2012 2:25 pm

stopper40 wrote:http://now.msn.com/living/0517-lap-dance-death.aspx

Man dies during lap dance. I'm going to refrain from starting the jokes


Well, if you're gonna go, this is the way. :fist:
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Re: Strange News

Postby IanMoran on Fri May 18, 2012 2:29 pm

Shyster wrote:
llipgh2 wrote:We charge extra for the cockroach...

Be sure to check out the slide show under the article. There are a number that are gag inducing...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/cockroach-mcdonalds-hash-browns_n_1520862.html?ref=food

Meh. Just about every restaurant has bugs. It happens. You just need to have regular visits from the exterminator to keep ahead of them.

Pro-tip: When working in a restaurant just act APPALLED / shocked if a guests sees something like that.. as if never in your wildest dreams could you imagine that happening at your restaurant (even if its the 10th time you've seen this occur). This technique seems to keep everyone happy
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Re: Strange News

Postby llipgh2 on Fri May 18, 2012 2:37 pm

Shyster wrote:
llipgh2 wrote:We charge extra for the cockroach...

Be sure to check out the slide show under the article. There are a number that are gag inducing...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/cockroach-mcdonalds-hash-browns_n_1520862.html?ref=food

Meh. Just about every restaurant has bugs. It happens. You just need to have regular visits from the exterminator to keep ahead of them.

Number 24 is, by far, the best entry in that slideshow. I would love to be the attorney defending that lawsuit. So exactly how much have you tasted? Would you say you are an expert on the taste of that substance? In your extensive experience, does it ever taste different from time to time?


#20 is the most revolting, however.
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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Fri May 18, 2012 5:44 pm

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Re: Strange News

Postby Sarcastic on Fri May 18, 2012 5:45 pm

I gotta say that humans are a funny species.
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