Check it. I'm not smart enough to follow most of what's in this thread. Matter of fact, I'm pretty damned close to being plumb stupid when it comes to proper anything.
So, before I submit what you're about to read to my local newspaper, I was hoping y'all could give it a good going over and make the necessary corrections. Sorry, I can't pay for your services but, maybe I could do some yard work or something of that nature for you to settle things up. Now, on to the show!
A Southern Belle was flying from L.A. back to Atlanta. After an hour or so in the air, she says to a woman in the seat next to her, “So, where are you from?” The uppity city-slicker chick looks her dead in the eye and says, “Stupid hillbilly girl, don’t you know not to end a sentence with a preposition?” The Southern Belle thinks on it for just a minute and says, “So, where is it that you’re from, b***h.”
Thanks in advance for your time and expertise.