Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:02 am

Chefpatrick871 wrote:
Froggy wrote:bacon banana sandwiches are crazy delicious


Take this idea, substitute french toast for the plain bread and add nutella. BOOM.


:thumb: been there done that
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Troy Loney on Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:06 am

Mind Blown.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Gaucho on Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:07 am

Bucket full.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Godric on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:42 am

MRandall25 wrote:No Jobs.

No Cash.

No Hope.

Soon no bacon... someone needs to check on Kevin.


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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Digitalgypsy66 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:42 am

When did bacon become a huge internet meme? I like bacon like any other man, but I don't obsess over it. Maybe I should start?
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Godric on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:43 am

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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Idoit40fans on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:52 am

count2infinity wrote:if you don't like bacon, you're un-American and you should just move to Canada.


Conversely, if you like nutella, you're un-American and should move to Europe.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby JS© on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:03 am

nutella is insanely overrated

there, I said it
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Gaucho on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:07 am

JS© wrote:nutella is insanely overrated

there, I said it


I agree. It seems to have some sort of cult following in England and the States. I don't get it.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby npv708 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:01 pm

Gaucho wrote:
JS© wrote:nutella is insanely overrated

there, I said it


I agree. It seems to have some sort of cult following in England and the States. I don't get it.


So good on crepes. Why don't you just go eat your Ritter sports and shop at KaDeWa, and watch futbol, and erect walls and other German things.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Idoit40fans on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:23 pm

Gaucho wrote:
JS© wrote:nutella is insanely overrated

there, I said it


I agree. It seems to have some sort of cult following in England and the States. I don't get it.


To me like it is a clear sign of an American who studied abroad. Thats the "culture" they acquired even though they could have bought nutella at the store before they ever went overseas. I haven't encountered a counterexample to my theory yet.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby llipgh2 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:25 pm

I like Nutella on whole grain toast. But I don't go nuts (ha, ha) over it.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby JS© on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:27 pm

Idoit40fans wrote:
Gaucho wrote:
JS© wrote:nutella is insanely overrated

there, I said it


I agree. It seems to have some sort of cult following in England and the States. I don't get it.


To me like it is a clear sign of an American who studied abroad. Thats the "culture" they acquired even though they could have bought nutella at the store before they ever went overseas. I haven't encountered a counterexample to my theory yet.


oh I have. One girl I know who has to be the exception to everything but somehow doesn't fit into the hipster category constantly sings the praises of Nutella. Her range of travel might be as far as columbus and/or new york.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby llipgh2 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:33 pm

Gaucho wrote:
JS© wrote:nutella is insanely overrated

there, I said it


I agree. It seems to have some sort of cult following in England and the States. I don't get it.


Nutella has been available in Italian grocery stores here in the US for a very long time. Long before it became the cool thing to like.

Italians love their hazelnuts and chocolate, and Nutella addresses both cravings at once.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Idoit40fans on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:35 pm

Yeah my experience is laregely specific to people in my graduating class that went to Italy.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:13 pm

I've never had Nutella, but does it taste anything like those chocolate hazelnut sticks you can buy that come in the can? The name is escaping me right now, but they are in a stick that usually has swirls or something.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby llipgh2 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:18 pm

shafnutz05 wrote:I've never had Nutella, but does it taste anything like those chocolate hazelnut sticks you can buy that come in the can? The name is escaping me right now, but they are in a stick that usually has swirls or something.


I think Nutella has a more pronounced hazelnut taste than those cookies - stick things. I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name either.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby count2infinity on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:42 pm

I love nutella and bacon. mmmmmm....nutella coated bacon.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Chefpatrick871 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:44 pm

count2infinity wrote:I love nutella and bacon. mmmmmm....nutella coated bacon.

I just invented in my head triple coated bacon. Layer 1: chocolate, layer 2: caramel, layer 3: nutella.

I may have to try this.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby count2infinity on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:50 pm

i'm hoping the chocolate is the outer layer, yes?
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby BigMcK on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:51 pm

And cans of SPAM will sit on shelves angry that they tuned out to be SPAM and not bacon. Someone, think of the SPAM!

Hmmmmmm....... SPAM.


just kidding, don't eat pork
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Froggy on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:57 pm

The hazelnut cookie stick things are called pirouettes, I believe. And nutella is really good, IMO.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby viva la ben on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:59 pm

My kids love Nutella because they think they're putting chocolate frosting on their toast.
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby redwill on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:34 pm

joopen wrote:It's just God telling everyone that we were right all along :pop:


I was listening to "Guv" Huckabee on the radio today and he addressed the bacon shortage story. He actually said something like "I hope they solve this problem so we can all eat bacon as God intended us to do."

I didn't get the impression that he was being ironic in any away.

edit: I meant he was not being intentionally ironic
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Re: Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year

Postby Kaizer on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:35 pm

if people would have just kept their damn mouths shut we'd be fine. but nooo, everyone has to have a meme, and bacon has been "trending" for years, making everyone put bacon on everything, in everything, and piled as high as possible in ridiculous "recipes" so they can make some demotivational picture of it for some fake lulz.

stupid internet.
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