Sarcastic wrote:How about you write, 'hey, what's up babe?' See what she wants. Then turn her down, kindly. Show her you're OK and not interested.
Did you miss the part that she had me arrested?

Back then my attorney had some sound advice for me
Shame too, over a seven year period we had a lot of fun, jet ski's, Harley Rides, vacations to Greece, Italy, Ireland, Mexico (x5) and more... But she was horribly broken, vengeful, spiteful, vindictive.
Funny story, i knew she was divorced, i knew it was bad, her husband left her for the married woman who lived across the street. OK, stuff happens, although from a purely physical standpoint I believed he had "traded down". Then after we had been living together for about six months, she shared with me that after her ex moved out, she had put a sign up in her front yard calling her husband all kind of names etc... I excused it because 1) it was history and 2) it must have been horrible to have been dumped that way, especially with two boys under 10.
Well, turns out, she fought those demons the whole seven years we were together... She was impossible to deal with, always suspicious, always jealous of anytime I spent with my friends etc... I could never have travelled the way I do now, any business trips I did have she'd call my room at midnight and again first thing in the AM. I truly believed it was to see if a female answered the phone.
Just nuts. Nope, pretending I didn't even get the email is the best response.
Hope y'all enjoyed the story, it gives me willies just typing it.