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Troy Loney wrote:Who the hell expressed the desire to experience a hurricane?


Letang Is The Truth wrote:probably shad



canaan wrote:I used to live in Melbourne, FL and it was not a fun experience to board up the house, pack the most nearest and dearest of possessions and bounce inland with the mindset that everything you had at home could potentially be destroyed. I dont wish it on anybody.


Troy Loney wrote:So who wants to be like Patrick Schwayze at the end of Point Break?


Troy Loney wrote:So who wants to be like Patrick Schwayze at the end of Point Break?


eddysnake wrote:canaan wrote:I used to live in Melbourne, FL and it was not a fun experience to board up the house, pack the most nearest and dearest of possessions and bounce inland with the mindset that everything you had at home could potentially be destroyed. I dont wish it on anybody.
what if Josef Stalin came back to life, would you wish it upon him?


canaan wrote:eddysnake wrote:canaan wrote:I used to live in Melbourne, FL and it was not a fun experience to board up the house, pack the most nearest and dearest of possessions and bounce inland with the mindset that everything you had at home could potentially be destroyed. I dont wish it on anybody.
what if Josef Stalin came back to life, would you wish it upon him?
That is quite the moral dilemma. On the surface, one would say "of course, kill that evil dictator," but being the compassionate soul that i am, i would say no and try to rehabilitate him (or at least try to get into his psyche and write a book about our interactions).
But then i realized that if hes coming back to life, he would be a Stalinzombie of some sort hellbent on destruction and probably not able to have a conversation worth writing about, so i would lure him to the Winchester, toss back a couple of pints, behead that SOB, and make a blingy necklace out of his domepiece much like Flava Flav does with his iconic clock.

canaan wrote:eddysnake wrote:canaan wrote:I used to live in Melbourne, FL and it was not a fun experience to board up the house, pack the most nearest and dearest of possessions and bounce inland with the mindset that everything you had at home could potentially be destroyed. I dont wish it on anybody.
what if Josef Stalin came back to life, would you wish it upon him?
That is quite the moral dilemma. On the surface, one would say "of course, kill that evil dictator," but being the compassionate soul that i am, i would say no and try to rehabilitate him (or at least try to get into his psyche and write a book about our interactions).
But then i realized that if hes coming back to life, he would be a Stalinzombie of some sort hellbent on destruction and probably not able to have a conversation worth writing about, so i would lure him to the Winchester, toss back a couple of pints, behead that SOB, and make a blingy necklace out of his domepiece much like Flava Flav does with his iconic clock.

Troy Loney wrote:
Stalinzombie would have his way with you....I question the outcome of your scenario.

canaan wrote:Troy Loney wrote:
Stalinzombie would have his way with you....I question the outcome of your scenario.
doubtfuly, my friend, and let me tell you why: i have a secret weapon.
The wife.
cynic: "The wife," you say? What the heck is she going to do?
answer: provide a snack for Stalinzombie and while hes eating her organs, i will make my move.
now dealing with wifezombie, thats a different level of difficulty.


Troy Loney wrote:Who the hell expressed the desire to experience a hurricane?


shmenguin wrote:I went to college at Miami and lived in the dorms. The one time a legit hurricane hit, it was incredibly cool. But I had no possessions and wasn't in charge of boarding up the building so that's easy for me to say.

shmenguin wrote:canaan wrote:Troy Loney wrote:
Stalinzombie would have his way with you....I question the outcome of your scenario.
doubtfuly, my friend, and let me tell you why: i have a secret weapon.
The wife.
cynic: "The wife," you say? What the heck is she going to do?
answer: provide a snack for Stalinzombie and while hes eating her organs, i will make my move.
now dealing with wifezombie, thats a different level of difficulty.
Fortunately, there's no difference between baby and babyzombie.

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