Merry Christmas LGP

[CERV96]

Merry Christmas all and I leave you all with this:

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
... while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.

[FreeCandy44]

Ho Ho Ho

[blackjack68]

My friggin' 10-year old won't go the f to sleep. Trying to catch Santa and all that crap...

This is the last year, so I'm trying to be patient.

[DudeMan2766]

How do you know it's the last year? Already planning on having the sit down talk with them next year and break the no Santa news? I would wait til the Pirates free fall so maybe it's overshadowed and stings less

[IrishEyes]

Merry Christmas everyone! I give you a passage from one of my favorite Christmas books, called The Stupidest Angel, by Christopher Moore.

“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a b**** with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho.”

[blackjack68]

How do you know it's the last year? Already planning on having the sit down talk with them next year and break the no Santa news? I would wait til the Pirates free fall so maybe it's overshadowed and stings less

Yeah, he's getting the talk this year at some point. Maybe the August Swoon is the right time.

[Cagsjr724]

Merry Christmas all! Wish all of you the best!!

[redwill]

I'm making Smoking Bishop.

http://www.stormfax.com/bishop.htm

Can't wait 'til tomorrow afternoon ... to be disappointed. I'm sure it won't be like Dickens. But it's holiday-ish and alcoholic.

Happy Christmas !!

[Pavement]

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all have a great day.

[Tim Thomasen]

Merry Christmas to all of you. Hope all of you have a great Christmas and get lots of great presents!!

[ExPatriatePen]

Merry Christmas everyone. (bah humbug to those that feel jaded like I do)

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f@#$% Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white @#$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of %#$holes this side of the nuthouse.

[Letang Is The Truth]

How do you know it's the last year? Already planning on having the sit down talk with them next year and break the no Santa news? I would wait til the Pirates free fall so maybe it's overshadowed and stings less

Wait what?

[mikey287]

Merry Christmas all, hope it's a great one!

[Alejandro Rojas]

Merry Xmas

[skullman80]

Merry Christmas to all!!!

[blackjack68]

So it's officially been declared the "Best Christmas Ever"!!!

3DS for the boy.

Justin Bieber tickets for her.

Ipad mini for the family.

And a bunch of other crap.

Time for a nap.

[newarenanow]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[PghSkins]

My kids got a laptop

One of them got a Kindle Fire, another got a regular Kindle

My daughter got a Barbie that needs to be hooked up to a USB port.

I need my own IT department.

Merry Christmas everybody!

[RJW76]

24 hours of Cougar Town spots.

[Kaizer]

the woman and i were up until 630am getting hammered, christmas is cancelled!

[skullman80]

I got a google nexus 7 tablet and a bunch of gift cards. The tablet is all i really wanted so im happy.

[llipgh2]

Merry Christmas!

[ulf]

merry christmas ya'll!

[Kovy27]

I need my own IT department.

Learn it yourself, we are too expensive!

Merrry Christmas yinz guys.