KIM KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT

[Alejandro Rojas]

yikes

[pittsports87]

I hope this kid is a boy so it can have children with Jay-Z/Beyonce's kid. The kid would be able to rap, produce, sing, run a business, and make popular videos.

[Shyster]

WE DON'T CARE.

Was that a Kanye lyric reference?

I know Kanye is that d-bag who interrupted someone at some awards show, but other than that I couldn't tell you a single song of his. Err, he is a singer, right? Wait, isn't he also that "George Bush hates black people" guy, or do I have him mixed up.

Either way, I don't care who he is, who she is, what they do, or anything else. Die in a fire.

[Tim Thomasen]

WE DON'T CARE.

Was that a Kanye lyric reference?

I know Kanye is that d-bag who interrupted someone at some awards show, but other than that I couldn't tell you a single song of his. Err, he is a singer, right? Wait, isn't he also that "George Bush hates black people" guy, or do I have him mixed up.

Either way, I don't care who he is, who she is, what they do, or anything else. Die in a fire.

You don't have him mixed up. He's a hip hop artist and he did say the President hates black people.

[legame]

Insert joke in bad taste involving the Kardashians, Turks, and the Armenian Genocide here.

[pittsports87]

WE DON'T CARE.

Was that a Kanye lyric reference?

I know Kanye is that d-bag who interrupted someone at some awards show

You say d-bag who interrupted someone at some awards show, I say guy who gained my respect for interrupting a talentless horrible singer and making her look stupid.

[Kovy27]

I don't care what y'all say about her, I still think she's one of the hottest females I've ever seen.

SAY WHAT?

[FreeCandy44]

someone finally let Kanye finish.

:lol:

This will be the spawn of satan.

[Spangler]

Is that picture supposed to change his mind because I don't think it's that bad?

[MWB]

Is that picture supposed to change his mind because I don't think it's that bad?

Was wondering the same thing.

[KennyTheKangaroo]

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE

[DudeMan2766]

Yeah I can't stand to hear her voice, I can't stand anything she says and the way she says it, I just can't stand her, but that doesnt mean she doesnt look amazing 99% of the time. Her sister too. Not Lamar Odum's wife, God no, she's a troll. But the other one is smoking hot, but no way could I spend any amount of time in anything but a physical relationship with her because that voice would make me homicidal. That drawn out, whiny, valley girl voice.

[PghSkins]

I ain't sayin she a gold digga
But she ain't messin with no broke, broke

[Lt. Dish]

As a female, I'll say that she is very beautiful and her fuller figure is actually a welcome sight among the stick figures. What I can't deal with is--no surprise here--her self-absorption, vapidity, and unabashed vanity.

Get ready for "Look at Kim's Baby Bump!" 1 million times per week of average human gestation. Oh, were she an American or Virginian opossum (Didelphis marsupialis); a rare water opossum, or yapok (Chironectes minimus), of northern South America; or an eastern native cat (Dasyurus viverrinus) of Australia.
http://scienceiq.com/Facts/GestationPer ... ammals.cfm

From the file labeled, "Cool Story, Geek" cross-referenced with "Wrong Thread?": I'm interested in linguistics and recently read an article about how Kim has helped to popularize something called vocal fry among young women. Vocal fry isn't new, but the prevalence has been increasing in recent years, notably with the rise of Britney Spears. I'll make an unscientific claim that I hear it every single time when I converse with a female under 35.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocal_fry
http://healthland.time.com/2011/12/15/g ... emale-fad/

[P. S. I'm not a fan of the term "baby bump" nor the notion that its a fashion accessory.

P. P. S. I think her mom is a total pimp, yo.

P. P. P. S. I cheered when I saw Bruce Jenner win the decathlon on TV. A lifetime, three faces, and two earrings ago... (his, not mine)]

[DocEmrick]

[Gaucho]

Is that picture supposed to change his mind because I don't think it's that bad?

Understatement, I like it.

[Malkamaniac]

She's hot. However her ugly interior is very unattractive. She's a fame whore that will do anything she can make a buck on.

A televised wedding for a marriage that lasted like 74 days.

[Letang Is The Truth]

part of me respects the kim kardashians, paris hiltons, jersey shore cast members, honey boo boos, etc as they are able to exploit the general american public (read: me) in to watching their nonsensical lives and making millions

[mac5155]

my favorite Kim K moment:

[tifosi77]

Is that picture supposed to change his mind because I don't think it's that bad?

Was wondering the same thing.

Yeah, that's like me saying Sid Crosby is a great goal scorer and putting together a highlight reel of ten or twelve sick goals from the last season, and then someone rebutting that with a reel of his 35-40 'normal' goals on the year saying he's nothing special.

It doesn't hurt that she checks all the aesthetic boxes with me. Everything I find attractive in the female form has packaged up in a tidy little 5'2" frame, including that little bit of extra stuffing to keep it all safe. I make no observations about her personality, etc, this is purely an id-driven commentary about her general physical hotness.

Some of Kim's better moments......

Spoiler:

ps - I love the URL for that final picture.........

my favorite Kim K moment:

That might be the single greatest moment in the history of the Internet........

[cheesesteakwithegg]

My dog and my daughter have a very Kim / Kanye relationship. Sometimes they want to kill each other, and sometimes they share pizza.