i think im more stunned at doc closing the deal with a female than anything else.
my first is almost 4 months...
things i've learned so far:
dont wear nice clothes around the spew machine or youre gonna have a bad time.
invest in tyvek suits.
wash your hands constantly.
never let them win in video games.
if the baby is sleeping, there is no rational reason to wake them up.
be the one that feeds. its easy, time consuming and he/she is quiet. its a good bargaining chip with the woman.
diapers as gifts are awesome. dont under value them.
baby burps stank.
try to limit your pens related meltdowns in front of the child--she probably thinks im a psychopath...which isnt necessarily a bad thing.
keep the child away from people like doc... this one might be unavoidable in your situation.
enjoy it. the little stuff is awesome.