Ron Jeremy in critical condition

[SolidSnake]

well i really hope he pulls out... er through

He's a big enough man he should

[JS©]

Looks like the hedgehog has been cleared for contact

http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/22/ron-jerem ... ery-video/

[columbia]

Until he suffers another headshot?

[shafnutz05]

With his heart condition, he has been advised to avoid most commonplace dessert items

[JS©]

even if he was in ICU, I can't believe he lost 45 lbs in 3 weeks

[DudeMan2766]

I bet this thing reserects his career

[blackjack68]

With his heart condition, he has been advised to avoid most commonplace dessert items

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?

[columbia]

[BigMcK]

When Ron Jeremy is the head man in charge, he will pump up the economy to maximum strength until a suitable partner can be found to accept the full blast of deinflation. He will then offer a manner to absorb any fallout while looking for an opportunity to inflate the local member's public opinion in the poles.

He then will search for a Saturday night specil and leave out the back door.

Be strong, Ron.

[MRandall25]

With his heart condition, he has been advised to avoid most commonplace dessert items

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?

Cream pies?

[DudeMan2766]

Sex

[blackjack68]

Exactly.

[Michael Scott]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/01/showbiz/c ... ?c=showbiz

[JS©]

There's only one of two reasons why this thread could be bumped. Good to see it wasn't for the worst case scenario.