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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:24 pm

Shad & ie's thread of entertainment will always be the worst.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:26 pm

Froggy wrote:Shad & ie's thread of entertainment will always be the worst.


Created by Slappy, IIRC
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Rylan on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:28 pm

shafnutz05 wrote:
Froggy wrote:Shad & ie's thread of entertainment will always be the worst.


Created by Slappy, IIRC


Just looked. IE made it, but Slappy MADE it.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby slappybrown on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:29 pm

shafnutz05 wrote:
Froggy wrote:Shad & ie's thread of entertainment will always be the worst.


Created by Slappy, IIRC

IE created it bro. I just participate.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:40 pm

I guess it's really a tie for last place between every "___________ Thread of _________" except JToR
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:41 pm

That is until I create "Froggy's Thread of Random Juices". That one will be solid
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Rylan on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:43 pm

whoa whoa whoa. the Threads of Love always delivered.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby ExPatriatePen on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:44 pm

Rylan wrote:whoa whoa whoa. the Threads of Love always delivered.

:thumb:

They've ALWAYS been entertaining. IMHO.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:47 pm

Funny how the only thread of love that stuck was the one without a name attached to it.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby mac5155 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:58 pm

Froggy wrote:I guess it's really a tie for last place between every "___________ Thread of _________" except JToR


good thing mine doesnt follow that pattern :pop:
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:07 pm

Froggy wrote:That is until I create "Froggy's Thread of Random Juices". That one will be solid


That has already been tried
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Sarcastic on Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:15 pm

FC, did anyone ever physically attack you?
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:15 pm

Froggy wrote:in FC44's defense... he didn't start this thread, and didn't really want anything to do with it once it was started. Don't get mad at him for this being the 2nd worst LGP thread of all time.

Yeah! What Froggy said.....what is it you people want me to type? I mean my job isn't that exciting.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby PensFanInDC on Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:18 pm

Make it so. Take out a knee cap or something. We demand satisfaction.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Sarcastic on Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:23 pm

I have a friend who drives around Jersey City with a baseball bat under his chair in case he needs it. Do you have a baseball bat, FC?
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:46 pm

Mace...nextell phone, that's it.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Rylan on Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:52 pm

Learn to story write, slightly exaggerate (or grossly exaggerate) and create something. For example, a man didn't just come out and tell you to get off his lawn.

FreeCandy44-ish wrote:He came at me with a machete and wildly swings the dull sword at I, which I gracefully dodge. I grab his wrist and wrest it out of his grasp, and this once mighty warrior turns into a crying shell of himself. He starts telling about his failures, both financially and those outside my realm of work, and begins to ask me to just be "merciful." I listen to the man's story and begin to drift into my normal don't care attitude as I tune him out thinking about the Penguins or that girl that is currently doing a nice jog down the street. I turn back to the man, "I am sorry, but a job is a job and I am here to collect. There are 2 ways we can do this; we can be civilized and walk into your home and discuss this like men, or I can force you back into the house and take what I need."

The man stops talking and thinks for a moment and finally nods his head as he begins walking back towards the house gesturing me to follow. I tag in close behind, but something is not right. My years on the job have honed my intuitions, and more often than not they are correct. I survey the area, quickly looking for anything that could be a threat to me.

Finally on the porch, I noticed that I had fallen into a trap. There, on the ceiling, was like 25 spiders. The man shot me a wry smile and I took off running screaming as though I was a prepubescent girl seeing a Bieber concert. I had no shame though, even the greatest of warriors have a defeat occasionally. Until next time old man, until next time..
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:57 pm

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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby mac5155 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:22 pm

FreeCandy44 wrote:Mace...nextell phone, that's it.

Nextel phone? You do like to live dangerously lol
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby viva la ben on Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:24 pm

You know it's great when a thread delivers

This thread isn't delivering
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby Rylan on Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:25 pm

mac5155 wrote:
FreeCandy44 wrote:Mace...nextell phone, that's it.

Nextel phone? You do like to live dangerously lol


But it is bulletproof.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:21 pm

Rylan wrote:Learn to story write, slightly exaggerate (or grossly exaggerate) and create something. For example, a man didn't just come out and tell you to get off his lawn.

FreeCandy44-ish wrote:He came at me with a machete and wildly swings the dull sword at I, which I gracefully dodge. I grab his wrist and wrest it out of his grasp, and this once mighty warrior turns into a crying shell of himself. He starts telling about his failures, both financially and those outside my realm of work, and begins to ask me to just be "merciful." I listen to the man's story and begin to drift into my normal don't care attitude as I tune him out thinking about the Penguins or that girl that is currently doing a nice jog down the street. I turn back to the man, "I am sorry, but a job is a job and I am here to collect. There are 2 ways we can do this; we can be civilized and walk into your home and discuss this like men, or I can force you back into the house and take what I need."

The man stops talking and thinks for a moment and finally nods his head as he begins walking back towards the house gesturing me to follow. I tag in close behind, but something is not right. My years on the job have honed my intuitions, and more often than not they are correct. I survey the area, quickly looking for anything that could be a threat to me.

Finally on the porch, I noticed that I had fallen into a trap. There, on the ceiling, was like 25 spiders. The man shot me a wry smile and I took off running screaming as though I was a prepubescent girl seeing a Bieber concert. I had no shame though, even the greatest of warriors have a defeat occasionally. Until next time old man, until next time..

That basically describes my day.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby FreeCandy44 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:22 pm

viva la ben wrote:You know it's great when a thread delivers

This thread isn't delivering

Let the mediocrity begin!
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby the wicked child on Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:23 pm

viva la ben wrote:You know it's great when a thread delivers

This thread isn't delivering

Still better than the "entertainment" thread.
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Re: FreeCandy44's Thread of Debt Collection

Postby blackjack68 on Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:23 pm

What about the 18-year old?
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