shafnutz05 wrote:Just left Wal-Mart. Sure enough, heard the cashier ask me if I wanted to donate a dollar to the Children's Miracle Network. I immediately flew into a rage and bludgeoned her body with a deck umbrella I was trying to purchase. As I stood there, covered in the cashier's blood, I looked down with my lip quivering. "I...will...NOT... be...oppressed."
An off duty officer at the store nodded solemnly and let me leave without paying for my purchases. I will gladly take half the sum I just saved and donate it to the charity of MY choice on MY terms.
Just wait until the NSA reads this. They'll alert their army of crippled children and you'll get a crutch through your neck outside of any Wal-Mart you dare go to.