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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:21 pm

PSP BEDFORD
DATE:09/06/2013@1059HRS
LOCATION:ALONG BUCKEYE ROAD, NAPIER TWP

THIS CRIME OCCURRED AS UNKNOWN PERSON(s) CAUGHT 69 YEAR OLD LOUIS BERNARD WEAVER'S VEHICLE ON FIRE WHILE IT WAS PARKED ALONG BUCKEYE ROAD. THE VEHICLE WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED.

ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INVESTIGATION PLEASE CONTACT PSP BEDFORD AT 814-623-6133.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Mr. Colby on Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:23 pm

Weaver is 69

Spoiler:
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby PghSkins on Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:01 am

count2infinity wrote:
BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 09/24 - 09/25
LOCATION: 112 WASHINGTON ST, HYNDMAN BOROUGH

SOMEONE CUT A TRAMPOLINE WITH A KNIFE CAUSING EXTENSIVE DAMAGE.


people actually call the police for that sort of stuff?


We had vandals go through our neighborhood, cutting pop up swimming pools, trampolines, and destroying satellite dishes and other property. They found the kids who did it and their families reimbursed us for the damaged items.

Maybe these seem like small items to you but when someone destroys your property, you feel violated and generally want something done about it.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:34 am

this one was way too good:

BEDFORD POLICE DEPT
Aaron M Fisher, 19, of Bedford cited for Retail Theft at Dollar General, West Pitt St on 11/16/13 @ 1000 hrs. Fisher concealed several packages of Slim Jim beef sticks, a bag of Sweet Baby Rays beef jerky, 2 Bic lighters and a Christmas peppermint wreath, total value of $16.11

On 11/16/13 @ 1415 hrs, Fisher was charged for Disorderly Conduct following an incident on the 300 blk of West Pitt St. Fisher was a guest at an apartment and refused to leave when asked several times by tenants. Fisher became boisterous and attempted to threaten tenants with a BB gun.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:53 am

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 12/8 - 12/9
LOCATION: 157 S. WOODCOCK VALLEY RD, HOPEWELL TWP

SOMEONE ARRIVED AT THE RESIDENCE OF JONNIE CORLE, THEN TOOK THE HEAD OFF OF THE VICTIM'S DEER TARGET AND PLACED IT BY THE ROAD. THE DEER HEAD AND TARGET WERE NOT DAMAGED
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:50 pm

Another quality bedford county police report:

DANIEL HERNANDEZ,27 OF SAXTON WAS INVOLVED IN A VERBAL ALTERCATION WITH A 57 YEAR OLD SAXTON MALE OVER A LIPTON ICE TEA MIX. HERNANDEZ CHASED THE VICTIM AROUND THE RESIDENCE, THEN ASSAULTED THE VICTIM BY GRABBING HIS UPPER BODY AND RIPPING HIS SHIRT
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:55 pm

C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Spoiler:
i liked that one
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:07 pm

there ya go, LITT. lol
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby viva la ben on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:09 pm

I like how the reports are in ALL CAPS
I READ THEM AS IF IM SHOUTING IN MY HEAD.
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:11 pm

lol, that's how the place I get them are reported. I just copy/pasta instead of retyping them all.
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby viva la ben on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:14 pm

THEY ARE FUNNIER THAT WAY
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:16 pm

count2infinity wrote:there ya go, LITT. lol


:fist:
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby newarenanow on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:38 pm

Good ole Bedford.
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Re: Funny police reports

Postby JS© on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:49 pm

Shyster wrote:


walk it off
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby Ad@m on Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:25 pm

You forgot a good one c2i.

SIMPLE ASSAULT/ HARASSMENT
DATE: 01/24/2014
LOCATION: 1993 ALLEGHENY RD, JUNIATA TWP
STANLEY WILMER CORLEY,54 OF MANNS CHOICE AND JENNIFER LYN CORLEY,40 ENTERED INTO AN ARGUMENT OVER THE SPELLING OF THE WORD SMILE. THE ARGUMENT THEN ESCALATED WHEN JENNIFER STRUCK STANLEY IN THE FACE. A 17 YEAR OLD MALE THEN ENTERED INTO THE ROOM WITH HIS BROTHER AND ATTEMPTED TO SEPARATE JENNIFER & STANLEY. WHILE DOING SO STANLEY AND THE 17 YEAR OLD ENTERED INTO A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION AFTER STANLEY PUNCHED THE 17 YEAR OLD IN THE FACE. AFTER THE 17 YEAR OLD AND HIS BROTHER RESTRAINED STANLEY, STANLEY AND JENNIFER CONTINUED TO ARGUE, AT WHICH TIME STANLEY PUNCHED JENNIFER IN THE MOUTH. STANLEY WAS ARRESTED FOR SIMPLE ASSAULT AND ARRAIGNED BEFORE JUDGE CALHOUN AND BAIL WAS SET AT $25,000. JENNIFER WAS ARRESTED FOR HARASSMENT
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby MRandall25 on Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:28 pm

I... what... arguing over how to spell "smile"?
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:50 pm

lol... man I love home.
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby Idoit40fans on Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:56 pm

I want to know who was wrong. I hope they were arguing "smil" vs "smyl"
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby Ad@m on Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:07 am

TRANSMISSION OF SEXUAL IMAGES BY A MINOR
DATE: 03/06/2014
LOCATION: CHESTNUT RIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL
THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS TWO 13 YEAR OLD MALES EXCHANGED SEXUALLY EXPLICIT PICS
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:32 pm

lolol...

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
DATE:03/07/2014
LOCATION: YINGLING RD, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS THE VICTIM TOLD ZACHARY WILLIAM SIMMONS SHE WAS GOING TO STAY WITH HER MOTHER FOR THE NIGHT. THE ACCUSED LOCATED THE VICTIM AT A FRIENDS HOUSE AND ATTEMPTED TO RUN OVER HER WITH HIS CHEVY S-10 PICKUP TRUCK. THE ACCUSED THEN CALLED THE VICTIM STATING IF SHE DID NOT RETURN HOME HE WAS GOING TO KILL HER DOG. THE VICTIM WENT BACK TO HER RESIDENCE TO RETRIEVE HER DOG AND WAS SPRAYED IN THE FACE AND CHEST AREA WITH BEAR PEPPER MACE BY THE ACCUSED. SIMMONS WAS FOUND HIDING UNDER A TRAILER AT THE NAMED LOCATION AND TAKEN INTO CUSTODY. HE WAS PLACED IN THE BEDFORD COUNTY PRISON ON $30,000 BAIL

btw, Ad@m, are you from Bedford County?
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:33 pm

they spelled yuengling wrong
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:45 pm

AS REPORTED BY BEDFORD PSP
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 04/17/2014
LOCATION: 230 HILLSIDE DRIVE, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

SOMEONE WROTE : BUTTHOLE " WITH BLACK MARKER ON THE DRIVER SIDE REAR DOOR OF A VEHICLE BELONGING TO MEGAN QUEEN OF NEW PARIS
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby MRandall25 on Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:52 pm

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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby Factorial on Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:02 pm

count2infinity wrote:AS REPORTED BY BEDFORD PSP
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
DATE: 04/17/2014
LOCATION: 230 HILLSIDE DRIVE, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

SOMEONE WROTE : BUTTHOLE " WITH BLACK MARKER ON THE DRIVER SIDE REAR DOOR OF A VEHICLE BELONGING TO MEGAN QUEEN OF NEW PARIS


One of your siblings do that c2i?
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Re: C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

Postby count2infinity on Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:51 pm

not that I'm aware of.
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