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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Willie Kool on Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:37 pm

skullman80 wrote:
Tico Rick wrote:Wait, this is your property? How is asking someone to remove their truck from your property being an ass?


It is our property. Our house sits close to the road, but this is a lot that is off to the side of the house and back off the road. Like I said we don't really use all the space, but it is ours.

They ended up moving the truck shortly after I got home anyways without me even saying anything to them so its all moot now anyways.


No, it's not. Who knows how often they use that space when you aren't around. Now is the time to prepare for the next incursion. Personally, I'd go for the most outrageous Wile E Coyote type of solution possible.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Hockeynut! on Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:41 pm

Two words: Spike Strips
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby columbia on Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:41 pm

Tow truck.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Willie Kool on Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:07 pm

columbia wrote:Tow truck.


Why have it towed when you can launch it a few blocks with a camouflaged, underground vehicle catapult?
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby columbia on Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:09 pm

Are you Batman or something?
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Willie Kool on Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:10 pm

Willie Kool wrote:Wile E Coyote


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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby BigMcK on Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:47 pm

Trained homing pigeons, honed in the fine art of air to surface pellet droppings. Lots and lots and lots of pigeons.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:56 pm

My dog walks around the house carrying up to 3 toys at any given one time, acting so delicate and gentle with them and dropping them off at different stations if my wife and I are in separate parts of the house
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby MRandall25 on Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:02 pm

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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Factorial on Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:11 pm

My son was offered $50 to go to the prom by his ex-girlfriend. She said he didn't have to even look at her. :cry:

Of course he said

Spoiler:
No.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby meecrofilm on Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:30 pm

That is just.... yeah..........
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby MRandall25 on Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:45 pm

I probably would've reacted like Bill Cosby in the bottom half of the gif I posted
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby dodint on Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:46 pm

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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby meow on Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:13 am

Flop
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby viva la ben on Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:15 am

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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby shmenguin on Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:32 am

dodint wrote:Image


Meanwhile in Italian middle schools...
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby tifosi77 on Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:28 am

Reminds me of that psycho chick college soccer player a few years ago that went all aggro during a match. Pulling hair, body slamming players. It was a hoot.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Idoit40fans on Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:33 am

You think there was violence in that gif?
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby the wicked child on Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:35 am

Idoit40fans wrote:You think there was violence in that gif?

Those uniforms were an assault on my eyes.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Idoit40fans on Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:54 am

So now you're mocking my colorblindness? Cool.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Factorial on Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:19 am

Willie Kool wrote:
Willie Kool wrote:Wile E Coyote


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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby Factorial on Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:21 am

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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby dodint on Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:37 pm

Yeah, said gif above is the greatest flop in history.
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby mac5155 on Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:24 pm

Getting married means...you'll always have a DD
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Re: Juice's Thread of Randomness

Postby blackjack68 on Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:24 pm

Exciting times in the neighborhood. Alleged hostage situation. 3 local cops with riot gear. County sheriff, fire truck, ambulance. Shields and big guns. Yelled at us to get in the house. And we live in a "good" neighborhood?
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