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Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby viva la ben on Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:55 pm

THE NEARLY weeklong saga of Mayfair's "Swiss Cheese Pervert" is over, and the man allegedly behind the lactose lewdness was being grilled by police yesterday.


http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140 ... 7Qoeo4f.99
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby columbia on Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:57 pm

You'd have thought he would use Cheese Wiz.
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby PghSkins on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:03 pm

"We ought to be able to celebrate the absurdity of this."


Philadelphia- Celebrate Absurdity!
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby MRandall25 on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:12 pm

Philadelphia -> Pedaphillia

Close enough.
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby DudeMan2766 on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:17 pm

What kind of muenster does something like this? He chedder get the maximum penalty, for the gouda society. I'd brie pretty upset if I had to encounter this whacko. Be grate if while locked up he turned to prayer and found Cheesus. Or maybe they should just string him up, unless dairy escapes.

I'll show myself out

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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby FreeCandy44 on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:47 pm

Got me my cheez wiz boy?
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby mac5155 on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:57 pm

he's definitely a wiz wit kinda guy.
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby viva la ben on Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:20 pm

No wonder he was so easy to catch; his alibi was full of holes!
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby Willie Kool on Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:50 pm

columbia wrote:You'd have thought he would use Cheese Wiz.


:thumb:

Get crazy with the cheese whiz
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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:54 pm

DudeMan2766 wrote:What kind of muenster does something like this? He chedder get the maximum penalty, for the gouda society. I'd brie pretty upset if I had to encounter this whacko. Be grate if while locked up he turned to prayer and found Cheesus. Or maybe they should just string him up, unless dairy escapes.

I'll show myself out

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I'll lock the door behind you.





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Re: Creepiness/alliteration/puns reach new levels in Philly

Postby JS© on Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:01 pm

DudeMan2766 wrote:What kind of muenster does something like this? He chedder get the maximum penalty, for the gouda society. I'd brie pretty upset if I had to encounter this whacko. Be grate if while locked up he turned to prayer and found Cheesus. Or maybe they should just string him up, unless dairy escapes.

I'll show myself out

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Que.....so, what are you saying?

(crickets)

that's my cue

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