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Postby Steve on Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:31 pm

Kharlamov wrote:I can't lie, this thread makes me laugh so hard a few times I've come to tears.


Not to mention that the "rug" name is now spreading and starting to stick - people are going to wonder where it originated. ;)
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Postby JS© on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:02 pm

Juice wrote:
Juice wrote:Image

Put this thing out of it's misery.


I said lock this thing on July 31st.



Racchi's rug cannot be contained.
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Postby canaan on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:03 pm

JS© wrote:
Juice wrote:
Juice wrote:Image

Put this thing out of it's misery.


I said lock this thing on July 31st.



Racchi's rug cannot be contained.


probably not a smart idea to test the overlords' powers. this thing could be sniped in a hot robot minute if one would so choose :D
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Postby Justin Catanzarite on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:13 pm

I'd like to make a toast to Racchis Rug... You got us the win baby!
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Postby Corvidae on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:36 pm

Steve wrote:
Kharlamov wrote:I can't lie, this thread makes me laugh so hard a few times I've come to tears.


Not to mention that the "rug" name is now spreading and starting to stick - people are going to wonder where it originated. ;)

Until yesterday, I never actually took the time to read the original post. I blankly stared at the screen for a good 10 seconds before I started laughing uncontrollably. I thought "so THIS is why it was floating around for so long!" I also love the first response, simply "...is that a question?" :lol:

EDIT: In addition, the only other time I've laughed so hard on this board was when someone stated that Staal should "cast 'haste' on himself." (Final Fantasy reference).
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Postby Eismann on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:55 pm

Racchi's rug is kicking tail.

My name is Racchi's Rug. I help the Pens win by watching from the press box.
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Postby Judy on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:41 pm

Let's make a deal!!!!

Should Rex decide to get a rug, which one should he go with?

Number 1
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Number 2
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Number 3
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Or

Number 4
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I vote #2
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Postby Corvidae on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:04 am

Number 3. The mullet would please the hockey gods. They would grant him a twister wrister and the youth of a 28-year-old.
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Postby Judy on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:10 am

Corvidae wrote:Number 3. The mullet would please the hockey gods. They would grant him a twister wrister and the youth of a 28-year-old.


I thought that too, but I didn't think it had enough "Mulletude" :lol:
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Postby Steve on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:14 am

Corvidae wrote:Number 3. The mullet would please the hockey gods. They would grant him a twister wrister and the youth of a 28-year-old.


Is #2 a pic of Colby Armstrong wearing a wig?
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Postby Corvidae on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:30 am

In for a penny, in for a pound. Go for it Racchi!!!

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Postby shmenguin on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:37 am

anyone else think racchi's rug has finally jumped the shark? today is the beginning of the end of this thread i bet. hopefully i'll be proven wrong. i love racchi's rug.
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Postby JS© on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:54 am

Corvidae wrote:Number 3. The mullet would please the hockey gods. They would grant him a twister wrister and the youth of a 28-year-old.


Rug #1 is all business but since others suggested 3, here ya go.

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Postby Tico Rick on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:46 am

Nice work, JS!
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Re: Racchi's rug

Postby Jimmy Straka on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:52 am

isotopes014 wrote:does mark recchi cover his bald head of the ice


yes

isotopes014 wrote:and then on the ice when his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman


I agree. if his helmet were to flip he would look very much like the character newman

isotopes014 wrote:asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat


My sources tell me Mark Recchi picks up women at flea markets constantly.
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Re: Racchi's rug

Postby Scotty Bowman on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:52 am

Jimmy Straka wrote:
isotopes014 wrote:does mark recchi cover his bald head of the ice


yes

isotopes014 wrote:and then on the ice when his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman


I agree. if his helmet were to flip he would look very much like the character newman

isotopes014 wrote:asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat


My sources tell me Mark Recchi picks up women at flea markets constantly.


Now that all the key questions have been answered this thread can finally die :wink:
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Postby HomerPenguin on Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:48 pm

OK, so Racchi's Rug is stumbling down a dark alley. It's had a few drinks and is looking for trouble. It bumps into a guy, shoves him, and says "Get out of my way, old timer."

The man it bumped into is Gary Roberts. It's on.

Winner?
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Postby canaan on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:22 pm

HomerPenguin wrote:OK, so Racchi's Rug is stumbling down a dark alley. It's had a few drinks and is looking for trouble. It bumps into a guy, shoves him, and says "Get out of my way, old timer."

The man it bumped into is Gary Roberts. It's on.

Winner?


not really feasible. as soon as recchi would've 'bumped' roberts, his heart would've stopped. that's not a tall tale; that's fact.
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Postby conforto45 on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:25 pm

can this thread please die???
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Postby ulf on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:28 pm

Racchi's rug will never die
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Postby JS© on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:37 pm

conforto45 wrote:can this thread please die???


There's at least three more photoshops coming, so it can't die yet.
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Postby Scotty Bowman on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:39 pm

I wonder how the guy who posted the original thread feels about all of this :lol:
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Postby Corvidae on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:18 pm

JS© wrote:
Corvidae wrote:Number 3. The mullet would please the hockey gods. They would grant him a twister wrister and the youth of a 28-year-old.


Rug #1 is all business but since others suggested 3, here ya go.

Image

Viva Photoshop! Viva! :lol:
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Postby Steve on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:20 pm

conforto45 wrote:can this thread please die???


You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave....
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Postby Ron` on Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:44 pm

ImageI thought Jim would like this one :)
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