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Bikini Hockey League

Postby Sarcastic on Tue May 01, 2012 4:34 pm

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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Rylan on Tue May 01, 2012 6:51 pm

JACKPOT!
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby CERV96 on Tue May 01, 2012 8:20 pm

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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Kaizer on Wed May 02, 2012 1:04 am

thats really going to hurt when they fall.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Guinness on Wed May 02, 2012 5:37 am

So glad I clicked on NPR today.

LOL @ What other sports should incorporate bikinis?

Uh, what other sports should not incorporate bikinis? Everything should incorporate bikinis.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby no name on Wed May 02, 2012 7:40 am

I hope they let them skate and its not alot of clutch and grab hockey.... wait, i take that back.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby CERV96 on Wed May 02, 2012 9:29 am

More yoga pants please.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby columbia on Wed May 02, 2012 9:33 am

This is one league where being soff is encouraged.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby stopper40 on Wed May 02, 2012 11:49 am

So will there be fighting allowed? And what happens if someone's top come off during a fight? 8-)
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby meecrofilm on Wed May 02, 2012 12:50 pm

Wasn't sure how this would work until I saw they were wearing rollerblades. Makes much more sense. Curse you, morning brain.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby MRandall25 on Wed May 02, 2012 12:55 pm

meecrofilm wrote:Wasn't sure how this would work until I saw they were wearing rollerblades. Makes much more sense. Curse you, morning brain.


I think they ruined the best part by not making it on ice...
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby meecrofilm on Wed May 02, 2012 4:56 pm

Except that'd be way to dangerous with no pads and sub-par skaters.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby ExPatriatePen on Wed May 02, 2012 5:05 pm

What, no "five hole" jokes??... I'm really disappointed in y'all ;)
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Zach6668 on Wed May 02, 2012 6:30 pm

I like scantily-clad attractive women as much as the next guy, but this seems like a beyond horrible idea.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Kaizer on Wed May 02, 2012 6:56 pm

which team will alex semin be on?
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby The Snapshot on Wed May 02, 2012 8:07 pm

Kaizer wrote:which team will alex semin be on?


Winner
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Pens Fan Since 1970 on Wed May 02, 2012 9:17 pm

Here's to hoping that the bikini tops will not have to be tied down with a fight strap.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Guinness on Thu May 03, 2012 5:46 am

The Snapshot wrote:
Kaizer wrote:which team will alex semin be on?


Winner


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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby pittsports87 on Thu May 03, 2012 1:45 pm

Greatest idea of all time.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby pittsports87 on Thu May 03, 2012 1:51 pm

stopper40 wrote:So will there be fighting allowed? And what happens if someone's top come off during a fight? 8-)

Then we all win.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby llipgh2 on Thu May 03, 2012 1:59 pm

Pfft.

Now, if the NHL instituted a skins policy...I'd be all for it.
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Sarcastic on Thu May 03, 2012 2:18 pm

They can bring out a small pool of Jello for a fight and then all bets are off as far as 'clothes' go. Girl that wins gets a free trip to Jamaica! Hell, the loser gets one too!
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Spangler on Fri May 04, 2012 9:00 pm

I've seen a lingerie football game or two (or twelve), and those girls get really competitive. They tend to throw around a lot of dangerous hits. I can just imagine these girls swinging their sticks around wildly.

Gottah watch out for a girl who can't control a stick. :pop:
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby bh on Sun May 06, 2012 7:03 am

this thread is disappointing. where are the pics? :?
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Re: Bikini Hockey League

Postby Sarcastic on Fri May 11, 2012 1:49 pm

bh wrote:this thread is disappointing. where are the pics? :?


Once they pick team rosters, we'll have a full set of pictures - unless Mods say no, but maybe we can overpower them with brute force (and a lot of begging)!!!

http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/05/10/12/Hockey-taking-new-form-with-Bikini-Leagu/msn_landing.html

The Bikini Hockey League's website received 60,000 hits within a four-hour period of the initial announcement. Interview requests have poured in, including radio-show requests from as far away as London. Numerous sponsorship and franchise inquiries have come in as well as player applications from both coasts and Canada.

Expansion to a full-blown league with franchises in other cities is in the talking stages. For now, Eskridge is scouting for a mansion to house the players in during tryouts, a la The Bachelor.

Eskridge said filling out the rosters with players who can skate, scuffle and look good in swimwear won't be a problem.

"We have other girls that played hockey that it turns out are very pretty, too," Eskridge said. "Most girls that we've talked to have been very athletic."

:)
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