Isn't that just about the most sterotypical Russian name you can get? Volchenkov... Volchenkov... It just conjures a mental picture of a guy wearing a trenchcoat and a furry hat, carrying an AK-47. Volchenkov.
My buddy had some of those rocket things in his nose when he got beamed in the cheek by a fastball. Top 2 grossest thing Ive ever witnessed in person outside of a compound forearm fracture.