Lt. Dish wrote:Does anyone think that Holtby could wear down in the playoffs? I'd like to count on it, but you know how these things go.
Adam Oates (known for his offensive genius and resurrective ability second only to Jesus Christ) has posed this very question to Leonard Susskind and, via seance, the ghost of Werner Heisenberg (Oates had requested Galileo but he's in hell). He was informed by Susskind that Holtby has a holomorphic multi-field stochastic that is unquantifiable and therefore not privy to predictive analysis.
Heisenberg (replying through a Mrs. Krupniki) disagreed, suggesting that Holtby -like his teammate Alex Ovechkin- is a nonstandard, non-gaussian variable. The genius Oates was not surprised having already ascertained this through his own analysis with assistance from Chuck Gormley. However the only conclusion to be drawn is that Gormley feels very strongly that the formerly deceased Ovechkin will capture the Hart Trophy.
). They're bad, but I was hoping they wouldn't collapse under a Capital surge...they could have scored two goals into empty nets in the first period too...and they just suck too much...
