What current ad campaign makes you contemplate homicide?

[JS©]

Any commercial that features gratuitous use of children under the age of 6 to promote their product. Any type of car dealership seems to be notorious for using this gimmick.

YES!
I really didn't want to come off as being a miserable jerk for mentioning it, so thank you shafnutz for doing my job.

I don't care if your daddy wants me to buy a car, he shouldn't be using you as a pawn. I'm gonna buy my next car based on reliablity, miles per gallon, features, etc., and not because your first grade daughter says I should.

[jaysmiter]

Any commercial that features gratuitous use of children under the age of 6 to promote their product. Any type of car dealership seems to be notorious for using this gimmick.

YES!
I really didn't want to come off as being a miserable jerk for mentioning it, so thank you shafnutz for doing my job.

I don't care if your daddy wants me to buy a car, he shouldn't be using you as a pawn. I'm gonna buy my next car based on reliablity, miles per gallon, features, etc., and not because your first grade daughter says I should.

Don't forget jewelry stores. They use children all the time...

Also, now that the holiday season is back...the deaf girl jewelry commercial is back. It makes no sense...if this guy is buying this girl expensive jewelry, shouldn't he already know how to communicate with her? Or is he just some kind of sick pervert with a deaf fetish?

[wallflower]

Don't forget jewelry stores. They use children all the time...

Also, now that the holiday season is back...the deaf girl jewelry commercial is back. It makes no sense...if this guy is buying this girl expensive jewelry, shouldn't he already know how to communicate with her? Or is he just some kind of sick pervert with a deaf fetish?

I'm leaning toward "some kind of sick pervert with a deaf fetish."

I hate jewelry commercials - as a woman, I find them incredibly offensive.

[shafnutz05]

I think it's hilarious how much the jewelry industry has brainwashed the human race. I mean, let's face it, we are absolute morons for spending $5,000 on a glorified piece of rock. Think about all the money that is wasted on jewelry every year? And what do you do with it? Just wear it around. What a stupid waste of money. YOU ARE PAYING FOR A ROCK.....................you can buy a pet rock for $5 and it comes with a leash.

Forget Big Oil or Big Pharma....it's time to take down Big Jewelry. Starting with that a-hole Jared for his stupid commercials.

[IrishEyes]

I don't remember which ED medication it was for, but the commercials with the random bathtubs in the middle of a field, and on the beach, make me want to scream. I absolutely HATE them.

[jaysmiter]

I don't remember which ED medication it was for, but the commercials with the random bathtubs in the middle of a field, and on the beach, make me want to scream. I absolutely HATE them.

Like you've never taken a romantic bath on the fringe of a golf course overlooking the ocean...

[the wicked child]

Like you've never taken a romantic bath on the fringe of a golf course overlooking the ocean...

My lawyer has advised me not to discuss this situation.

[the wicked child]

just saw a Jared's commercial... I am so enraged I may not be able to sleep now.

[bhaw]

just saw a Jared's commercial... I am so enraged I may not be able to sleep now.

If it was open all night, you could have went to Jared's

[meecrofilm]

just saw a Jared's commercial... I am so enraged I may not be able to sleep now.

If it was open all night, you could have went to Jared's

.....So? What ended up happening? The tension is killing me. Did he go to Jared's??!

[wallflower]

just saw a Jared's commercial... I am so enraged I may not be able to sleep now.

Was it the super creepy one with the talking car?

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

What's a 13 letter phrase for an engagement proposal?

[slappybrown]

What's a 13 letter phrase for an engagement proposal?

Whats an 11 letter phrase for slappybrown's response to that commercial?

**** YOU, ****

[shafnutz05]

What's a 13 letter phrase for an engagement proposal?

You're evil...

On a side note, has anyone ever actually met "Jared"? Is he a real person? Or is he a massive supercomputer buried under Mt. Shasta?

[the wicked child]

What's a 13 letter phrase for an engagement proposal?

That is the one.

[KennyTheKangaroo]

the new shaqtus commercial on ESPN is my new favorite commercial

[meecrofilm]

the new shaqtus commercial on ESPN is my new favorite commercial

No one touches the shaqtus.

[slappybrown]

the new shaqtus commercial on ESPN is my new favorite commercial

No one touches the shaqtus.

Awesome. I found that hilarious first time I saw it.

On the bad side, the new Gap kids commercial

I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATERS, I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATERS!

[Mango Salsa]

I'd like to second the talking pot hole mentioned earlier.

[Rylan]

I hate the cell phone commercials; they just seem to be running for president.

[jaysmiter]

I hate the cell phone commercials; they just seem to be running for president.

I don't understand AT&T's campaign...seriously, how big of a market is the "I want to talk on my cell phone AND surf the web on my cell phone at the same time" market? I've never had the urge to do that.

[the wicked child]

I bet AT&T won't mention when they turned off or sold the tower Cingular had here and terminated my service because I was making over 50% of my calls "off network".

[slappybrown]

I hate the cell phone commercials; they just seem to be running for president.

I don't understand AT&T's campaign...seriously, how big of a market is the "I want to talk on my cell phone AND surf the web on my cell phone at the same time" market? I've never had the urge to do that.

I, somewhat ashamedly, am in that demgraphic.

[shafnutz05]

The talking pothole commercial...when it comes on the TV, it is at a volume that is 600 decibels louder than the show I am watching.

[Malkamaniac]

The talking pothole commercial...when it comes on the TV, it is at a volume that is 600 decibels louder than the show I am watching.

This, and it makes me think about Britney Spears, upon thinking of said Spears I want to punch the T.V.