*** FANTASY WARS I GAME THREAD ***

[jaysmiter]

IT'S NOT 9AM, BUT WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!



Slappybrown, (Nothing to read into, he was just the first one to sign up…)

After having your last village completely ravaged and destroyed by a band of mercenaries (from a land called Filthadelphia), the few surviving members of the old village are finally settling into your new village: Jaystowne (named after your god, of course), hoping to lead a peaceful, safe existence and get on with your lives. However, there are some that have a different idea…

During your travels, there has been a sickness found called “The Darkness.” There are no visible signs or symptoms of this illness, but it fundamentally changes your kinsmen. It started off gruesomely as you found a friend brutally murdered with a trusted townsperson dancing over their wrecked body, wearing the lifeless skin as a mask. He was executed on the spot; however, it wasn’t just your average death. When the axe severed his head, a dark spirit left his body and, with a banshee wail, fled into the cold night sky.

You had hoped that was the end of it, but…today, you awoke and knew that things weren’t right. The black clouds covered the sky and an ominous wind was howling against the modest homes of Jaystowne. The morning sun never was given the chance to rise and a melancholy was sweeping most of the residents. You just knew that The Darkness has returned…now you just need to figure out who possesses the taint (tee hee, I said “taint”) and slay them, lest your new, idyllic village be doomed to the same fate of your old.

Looking out your window, as you take a long draw from your pipe, wondering to yourself if you are infected, you can clearly see the following:

NPV708 and Azkar are churning butter. At least you think that’s what they’re doing…the motion’s right, but the bush is obscuring your view, and Azkar seems just a bit too excited about what’s transpiring.

Wallflower and MikeEnIke are practicing their sword work. Wallflower wins the duel, of course, and Mike blames the dueling league for “fixing things for the poster girl of the league”.

Dagny and NAN are crying by the lake because they know they’re going to be the first targets for no real reason.

Twisted Wrister and crayz are getting a little too into their game of mumblypegs…

PFiDC and Hockeynut! are deciding where to place the shrine to jaysmiter (hint: he likes beer!).

Zarovich and tfrizz are gardening. What green thumbs those two have! You grow those rutabagas, boys!

Shafnutz and IrishEyes are discussing the finer points of goblin anatomy. IrishEyes giggles every time they discuss anything about the goblin’s crotch region.

Corvi and beerman are busy putting the final touches on beerman’s newest ale: Filthy Drunk Ale – “Named that way because you’ll get filthy drunk if you drink it, you idiots.” He never was one for snappy slogans.

Senka and THG are running around a house babbling nonsense because, well, that’s what they’re best at and the town never really wants to give them anything useful to do, anyway.

Canaan and redwill are arguing about putting the favorite town workhorse down because it has a broken leg (from carrying Canaan, mind you). Redwill thinks he can save it…canaan needs something to adhere some paper together.

Letang, Troy Loney, and Mac are working on their latest ditty for the tavern tonight. They don’t seem to understand how rhyming works, thus so far they have “We are drinking at the bar/We are drinking at the bar/You should be too/Ale is so tasty!” Needless to say, they’ve got a lot of work to do.

Count2infinity and The Wicked Child smell awful since they haven’t bathed in probably about a year. You don’t even like looking at them because you can pretty much smell them through your eyes.

MWB and Relantel are out in the wilderness killing small animals over and over trying to “get experience so that they can level up” whatever the hell that means. You just kind of think their humors are a bit…off.

Kicksave was hanging out, talking to himself...because, frankly, nobody ever cares what he has to say.

Realizing you’ve been staring through a piece of glass for well over an hour, you finally decide to go out into the towne square and call for a meeting, to see if anyone else has the same feelings you do…

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So, Jaystowne, here’s where you stand. Night 1 has passed. It is now Day 1. There are 30 villagers.

Your commands are “slay” and “spare”

1. slappybrown
2. count2infinity
3. cup keeper
4. mac5155
5. beerman
6. canaan
7. MWB
8. Troy Loney
9. the wicked child
10. Hockeynut!
11. Corvidae
12. wallflower
13. Senka
14. Twisted Wrister
15. MikeEnIke
16. dagny
17. tfrizz
18. Kicksave
19. crayz
20. shafnutz05
21. newarenanow
22. PensFanInDC
23. IrishEyes
24. Azkar
25. Zarovich
26. Letang Is The Truth
27. relantel
28. thehockeyguru
29. redwill
30. npv708

It takes 16 to slay. Choose wisely.

You have until 9pm Monday night…

[MWB]

Is everyone afraid to make the first post? It's daytime.

[count2infinity]

SLAY MWB!!! just kidding. hmmm...no one died the first night? anyone want to random.org it?

[tfrizz]

slay THG


Gotta start somewhere.

[canaan]

slay THG

i dont even want to read one post of his. it'll be nothing be gobbledygook. plus, he said that hockey isn't canada's game.

[the wicked child]

slay thg

headsup peeps... got a boatload of meetings scheduled for today so I may be scarce until later in the day.

[count2infinity]

1. 27. relantel
2. 18. Kicksave
3. 28. thehockeyguru
4. 24. Azkar
5. 7. MWB
6. 8. Troy Loney
7. 5. beerman
8. 21. newarenanow
9. 29. redwill
10. 20. shafnutz05
11. 25. Zarovich
12. 16. dagny
13. 30. npv708
14. 26. Letang Is The Truth
15. 13. Senka
16. 14. Twisted Wrister
17. 11. Corvidae
18. 23. IrishEyes
19. 2. count2infinity
20. 6. canaan
21. 3. cup keeper
22. 4. mac5155
23. 1. slappybrown
24. 12. wallflower
25. 9. the wicked child
26. 10. Hockeynut!
27. 17. tfrizz
28. 15. MikeEnIke
29. 19. crayz
30. 22. PensFanInDC

here's the random.org listing. could go that way or the THG way. either one is cool with me.

[Kicksave]

c2i used random, he's bad.

[count2infinity]

c2i used random, he's bad.

kicksave used , he's bad.

[shafnutz05]

Finally...in the office all week and will be able to play WARZ as much as my little heart desires.

[Azkar]

[IrishEyes]

THG is always a good first vote for me. No offense to you, but you kind of suck at this game.

[count2infinity]

slay THG!

[newarenanow]

I'll jump on board.

slay THG

[shafnutz05]

slay THG

sorry THG ...I didn't start the fire

[crayz]

sure, slay thg

btw i'll be around partially today, tomorrow I have a interview mid-day...Wednesday i'm back full time

[beerman]

slay thg

somebody's gotta go why not thg

[IrishEyes]

Okay then. Majority rules.

slay THG

[count2infinity]

9 for THG
0 for anyone else...

he's got a shutout going!

[slappybrown]

I was hoping he was going to get to play.

slay THG

[Kicksave]

slay Corvidae

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[Kicksave]

dididoitrite?

[MWB]

TWC and c2i voted 3rd and 4th... they must be bad
slay thg

[redwill]

I gotta admit that not much good comes from thehockeyguru being around.

slay thg

[MikeEnIke]

slay thg

Love the smell of diesel, errr... or orc blood, in the morning.