Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

[npv708]

In case you weren't anxious enough.

Spoiler:

write up coming soon

[npv708]

After going on a drinking binge at Biff's Pleasure Paradise after finding out that his wife, the love of his life, slept with her son, Biff Tannen (Shaftnuz) was confronted by an angry group of McFly Boys, the Marty McFly fanclub. These boys accused him on having a manure obsession that continually cost Clevadelphia Shore crops year after year. They said that Biff would buy up all the manure and would purposely drive his car into it. Biff had no defense, so he begins to run away from the mob. He runs all the way to where he keeps his manure stock pile and while he's there he decides to throw manure balls at the mob, trying to keep them at bay. As the mob closes in, he starts running up the biggest pile manure in the place, thinking that the mob could never get him up there. So he makes it to the top, but because of the rainstorm the day before, he begins to rapidly sink into the quicksand-like manure death trap. Biff Tannen (Shaftnutz) died the way he wanted to, drowning in manure. After he died, the mob searched the compound and found receipts for the manure, purchased with money earned by the Doctor of the European Snob mafia family.

There are now 7 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
2. canaan (Eklund)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)


Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic) was killed by a weaponized DVD. (Write-Up)
Night 4 - Ben Roethlisberger (PensFanInDC), 1337 haxors Family Mason was found dead after crashing his motorcycle. (Write-Up)
Day 4 - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Mafia Doctor/Godfather died from eating a contaminated salad. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Adam Graves (mac5155), Navin R Johnson Family Godfather was killed by a car bomb.
Night 5 - Jim Rome (JoseCuervo), 1337 haxor Godfather was killed by the same car bomb as Adam Graves.
Night 5 - Saddam Hussein (slappybrown), Navin R Johnson Family Seer was poisoned.
Night 5 - Mark Madden (Zarovich), European Snob Family Seer was shot outside his home.
Day 5 - Biff Tannen (Shafnutz), European Snob Family Doctor, drowned in a giant pile of manure.


It is now Night 6. Send PMs. The time limit is 2pm tomorrow.

[Senka]

original roles:

1 Noob: Seer
1 Navin: Mason
2 1337: Seer/Doctor
2 Euro: Godfather/Doctor
2 Frat: Doctor/Mason

pending Shaf. no family is gone...

[shafnutz05]

I guess I had it coming...kind of hard to keep track being out enjoying the 75 degrees/sunny weather every day. Have fun!

[tfrizz]

Spoiler:

write-up coming

[Kicksave]

I guess I had it coming...kind of hard to keep track being out enjoying the 75 degrees/sunny weather every day. Have fun!

enjoy it now. you're going back to philly soon, *******.

[relantel]

Spoiler:

write-up coming

[canaan]

I guess I had it coming...kind of hard to keep track being out enjoying the 75 degrees/sunny weather every day. Have fun!

enjoy it now. you're going back to philly soon, *******.

its so much fun trying to guess what the asterisks are in this instance. oh lawlz

[canaan]

Spoiler:

write-up coming

[tfrizz]

Fear spreads through Clevadelphia Shore as the villagers awake to find they have lost two more. A crowd had already formed around one particular house, where Judge Roy Moore (redwill), Noob Family Seer/Godfather was found strangled to death. So preoccupied with the activities surroung Judge Moore's residence, hardly anyone even noticed the amberlamps around the corner. Paramedics emerged from the house, visibily flustered. Despite their best attempts, they were unable to revive Eklund (canaan), Frat Brothers Mason/Godfather who was drowned in his tub. (Note: Read nothing into the attempted save, it's just to add a little more content to the write-up)


There are now 5 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)


Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic) was killed by a weaponized DVD. (Write-Up)
Night 4 - Ben Roethlisberger (PensFanInDC), 1337 haxors Family Mason was found dead after crashing his motorcycle. (Write-Up)
Day 4 - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Mafia Doctor/Godfather died from eating a contaminated salad. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Adam Graves (mac5155), Navin R Johnson Family Godfather was killed by a car bomb. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Jim Rome (JoseCuervo), 1337 haxor Godfather was killed by the same car bomb as Adam Graves. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Saddam Hussein (slappybrown), Navin R Johnson Family Seer was poisoned. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Mark Madden (Zarovich), European Snob Family Seer was shot outside his home. (Write-Up)
Day 5 - Biff Tannen (Shafnutz), European Snob Family Doctor drowned in a giant pile of manure. (Write-Up)
Night 6 - Judge Roy Moore (redwill), Noob Family Seer/Godfather (and it's last remaining member) was strangled to death.
Night 6 - Eklund (canaan), Frat Brothers Mason/Godfather drowned in his tub.


It is now Day 6. It takes 3 to annoy. The time limit is 11pm.

[canaan]

fart hampers

[Malkamaniac]

annoy Senka

Babcock needs to go.

[Troy Loney]

annoy senka

sure.

[relantel]

So it's 1 1 2 1 0?

Senka, speak up. Or be annoyed.

[Malkamaniac]

So it's 1 1 2 1 0?

Senka, speak up. Or be annoyed.

eh just annoy. Let's get this round over with lol.

[relantel]

So it's 1 1 2 1 0?

Senka, speak up. Or be annoyed.

eh just annoy. Let's get this round over with lol.

If I do that, we can have this thing over today...

wth. Annoy senka. If he's not a doctor, we're screwed.

[Troy Loney]

So it's 1 1 2 1 0?

Senka, speak up. Or be annoyed.

eh just annoy. Let's get this round game over with lol.

[Senka]

meh.

[tfrizz]

Feeling that things have gone on long enough, the villagers decide to take fate into their own hands. Jeff Reed (Troy Loney), Luke Ravenstahl (Malkamaniac), and Mike O'Meara (relantel) decide to work together on a strategy to finish this once and for all. The unfortunate part of this plan is that it envolved sacrifice. To please the Mods... I mean, Gods... they decided to sacrifice the purest soul, Mike Babcock (Senka) - he's purest by virtue of being Canadian - in the volcano of Mount Philamanjaro. Babcock follows them up the rocky terrain, unsuspecting of what awaits him. All of a sudden Reed screams, "This is for stealing our Olympic gold!!!" and shoves Babcock into the endless pit. Mike Babcock (Senka), European Snob Godfather has been sacrificed to the Gods. The European Snob family has now joined the Noob family in extinction.


There are now 4 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)


Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic) was killed by a weaponized DVD. (Write-Up)
Night 4 - Ben Roethlisberger (PensFanInDC), 1337 haxors Family Mason was found dead after crashing his motorcycle. (Write-Up)
Day 4 - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Mafia Doctor/Godfather died from eating a contaminated salad. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Adam Graves (mac5155), Navin R Johnson Family Godfather was killed by a car bomb. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Jim Rome (JoseCuervo), 1337 haxor Godfather was killed by the same car bomb as Adam Graves. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Saddam Hussein (slappybrown), Navin R Johnson Family Seer was poisoned. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Mark Madden (Zarovich), European Snob Family Seer was shot outside his home. (Write-Up)
Day 5 - Biff Tannen (Shafnutz), European Snob Family Doctor drowned in a giant pile of manure. (Write-Up)
Night 6 - Judge Roy Moore (redwill), Noob Family Seer/Godfather (and its last remaining member) was strangled to death. (Write-Up)
Night 6 - Eklund (canaan), Frat Brothers Mason/Godfather drowned in his tub. (Write-Up)
Day 6 - Mike Babcock (Senka), European Snob Family Godfather (and its last remaining member) was sacrificed in Mount Philamanjaro.


It is now Night 7. Send your PMs to myself, npv708, and newarenanow. The time limit is 9pm.

[Kicksave]

Is it over yet?

[Corvidae]

annoy Corvi

[npv708]

Writeup coming.

[Senka]

are we there yet?

[Troy Loney]

are we there yet?

[Troy Loney]

I guess that would be the "this is serious" jeff reed there