Darkness ascended over Clevadelphia shore. This night was a little different than most nights. This night, there was something special in the air.
No, not that. The three remaining mafia families in the city decided that it was time to put an end to this petty squabble. They decided to meet at a neutral location with noone else around...so they drove to newark to attend a devils game. The three mafia godfathers than began to talk to each other about non-mafia stuff, you know, like who makes the best spaghetti and the best clamps to get installed on cronies arms...Although every thing seemed to be going well, Jeff Reed(Troy LoneY) decided that he needed to use the restroom. The other godfathers realized they needed to also use the facility. While in the bathroom, a shocking moment occurred when Jeff Reed attacked the hand dryer...the poor guy had run out of clean towels and was about to get another until Reed starting beating on him. What Skippy didn't know was that the bathroom attendant was actually the godson of Luke Ravenstahl (Malka). Boy Wonder promised his vengeance before the end of the game. So they returned back to their seats. What wasn't know was that before returning to his seat, Skippy went and met an associate, who provided him with a DVD of devils highlights. Skippy then started to show the DVD to Mike O'Meara (relantel) who instantly became so tired that he entered a coma and eventually died.
Boy wonder knew that he didn't have much time before he also had to see the highlight video, so he decided now was the time for his vengeance, so he gave Skippy a pass to skate with the players after the game. Skippy was so excited that he didn't even look who was on the ice, none other than gr8. As Skippy stepped onto the ice, he was immediately kneed in the knee by gr8, who went flying by and came back and did a celebratory warming his hands over Skippy. As he was laying on the ice the gr8 began to shoot pucks at him, then as he was getting up to get away, gr8 boarded him through the 1st row, ending Skippy's life.
This meant that only two other villagers were left in the village and they confessed to each other that they were both Mafia and decided to form a coalition between the two of them. For now. In true Jagoff fashion, Luke Steelerstahl (Malkamanic), the godfather and doctor of the Frat Brothers Mafia and Barry Bonds (MWB), the Seer of the 1337 haxors family
and also the town politician survived the onslaught and are the only two winners of this game. Congratulations!There are now 2 players remaining.
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason
was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer
was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather
was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather
was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason
was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic)
was killed by a weaponized DVD. (Write-Up)
Night 4 - Ben Roethlisberger (PensFanInDC), 1337 haxors Family Mason
was found dead after crashing his motorcycle. (Write-Up)
Day 4 - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Mafia Doctor/Godfather
died from eating a contaminated salad. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Adam Graves (mac5155), Navin R Johnson Family Godfather
was killed by a car bomb. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Jim Rome (JoseCuervo), 1337 haxor Godfather
was killed by the same car bomb as Adam Graves. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Saddam Hussein (slappybrown), Navin R Johnson Family Seer
was poisoned. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Mark Madden (Zarovich), European Snob Family Seer
was shot outside his home. (Write-Up)
Day 5 - Biff Tannen (Shafnutz), European Snob Family Doctor
drowned in a giant pile of manure. (Write-Up)
Night 6 - Judge Roy Moore (redwill), Noob Family Seer/Godfather (and its last remaining member)
was strangled to death. (Write-Up)
Night 6 - Eklund (canaan), Frat Brothers Mason/Godfather
drowned in his tub. (Write-Up)
Day 6 - Mike Babcock (Senka), European Snob Family Godfather (and its last remaining member)
was sacrificed in Mount Philamanjaro.
Night 7 - Troy Loney and relantel die at a devils/caps game.
MALKA AND MWB WIN!!!1!!!!!