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NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:48 am

HELLO!!! Welcome to NHL GM Wars!!!

I'm Gary Buttman (PensFanInDC), commissioner of NHL GM Wars and with me is league vice president Colon Campbell (slappybrown)

It's another beautiful, sunny day here at the GM meeting in Boca Raton, Florida.

Let's take a look at who's here!

Don Waddell (Corvidae) is talking to Lou Lamoriello (TW) about a trade involving the entire Thrashers team and Martin Brodeur. Lamoriello is laughing.

Darcy Redier (malkamaniac), Brian Burke (tfrizz) and Pierre Gauthier (npv) are giggling to themselves trying to get Bryan Murray (beerman) to say "Sally sells seashells down by the seashore." Bryan Murray doesn't get it.

Bob Murray (Dagny) is handing out copies of the NHL rule book with EVERYTHING highlighted.

Doug Wilson (BadHands71) is giving lessons on the Heimlich Maneuver while submitting a post to LGP every 5.4 seconds.

Ray Shero (Canaan) is sitting calmly at his chair with a half smile on his face. He knows he has already won. :pop:

Don Maloney (c2i) is forwarding his mail to Winnipeg.

Paul Holmgren (MikeEnIke) and Glen Sather (THG) are arguing about who has the biggest *hartnell* in the NHL.

George McPhee (TWC) has arrived and is polishing a replica Stanley Cup which he seriously thinks is real.

Brian Lawton (sdm) has a puzzled look on his face and is saying, "Ryan Malone? I mean, really? WTF was I thinking!?"

Stan Bowman (Chefpatrick871) and Ken Holland (Troy Loney) are in a fist fight over who got more screwed by Hossa so far.

Chuck Fletcher (nan) is sleeping in front a TV while watching his team play with a 1-0 lead.

Dean Lombardi (jaysmiter) is throwing butter on the floor and Steve Tambellini (mac5155) is slipping on it.

Pierre Gauthier (npv) is still waiting for Carey Price to become MAF.

Garth Snoe (Shafnutz) and Larry Pleau (JoseCuervo) can't remember what the playoffs feel like.

Darryl Sutter (jwienand) and Joe Nieuwendyk (Kicksave) are slow dancing down the aisle for some reason.

Jim Rutherford (relantel), David Poile (redwill) and Mike Gillis (cupkeeper) are taking turns hitting each other in the head with their elbows to see how bad it actually is.

Now for the rules:

There are 6 roleplayers in each conference.
- 3 bad
- 3 good

There may or may not be other random RPs in the game. Packages are also a possibility. Neither of these are a guarantee so don't count on them being in or out of the game.

There are 2 kills each night and 2 votes per day. You can only vote within your conference (EC GMs can only vote for EC GM's etc.). Likewise the bad RPs can only kill within their conference.

When both conferences reach 8 GMs remaining, the playoffs start and we will move to a more classic 1 kill per night/1 vote per day format. If a conference reaches 8 GMs before the other, the remaining conference will continue voting and killing until the number reaches 8. As soon as both conferences reach 8 remaining GMs, regular play will resume.

When the playoffs begin new RP rules will take effect. (nothing serious so calm down!) Don't worry about the playoffs yet. You have to make it there first.

The goal for the village is to kill all the baddies. The goal for the baddies is to have numbers equal to or greater than that of the village.

You may talk at night if you want to. It's your choice.

The regular season vote is to be made as follows:
EC Hire THG / WC Fire THG
(put your conference at the beginning)

There are 29 GM's remaining

12 RPs
3 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies

3 EC Good RPs
3 WC Good RPs


17 Regular GMs

Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC

Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper

It is now night 0. RPs send you PMs to pensfanindc and slappybrown.

FOR THIS NIGHT ONLY THE EASTERN CONFERENCE RPS (both good and bad) DO NOT GET TO USE THEIR POWERS. WESTERN CONFERENCE GOOD RPS DON'T GET TO USE THEIR POWERS EITHER BUT THE BAD RPS DO GET 1 KILL. THIS IS TO EVEN OUT THE LEAGUE FOR DAY 1


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!
Last edited by PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:43 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:27 am

Very busy at work and trying to get the game going. Please be patient....(yeah right...)
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby npv708 on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:21 am

2 mentions in the first write up. I Rule!

Je suis le meilleur dans ce jeu.
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:28 am

My favorite part of the first write up was what Scott howson was doing
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:31 am

Letang Is The Truth wrote:My favorite part of the first write up was what Scott howson was doing


:fist:
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby Kicksave on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:34 am

Does the F in PFiDC stand for fail? :pop:
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby canaan on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:35 am

Kicksave wrote:Does the F in PFiDC stand for fail? :pop:

i hope not, for the pens playoff sakes.
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby jwienand on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:42 am

I forgot about this till now... Bazinga!!!
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby thehockeyguru on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:45 am

Apparently Brian Lawton got fired so.........
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby canaan on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:46 am

thehockeyguru wrote:Apparently Brian Lawton got fired so.........

sdm auto kill :scared:
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:47 am

Kicksave wrote:Does the F in PFiDC stand for fail? :pop:


youre dead
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby Kicksave on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:50 am

PensFanInDC wrote:
Kicksave wrote:Does the F in PFiDC stand for fail? :pop:


youre dead


Letting personal feelings get in the way of modding the game? Did you go to the dagny school of modding? :pop:
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:51 am

Kicksave wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:
Kicksave wrote:Does the F in PFiDC stand for fail? :pop:


youre dead


Letting personal feelings get in the way of modding the game? Did you go to the dagny school of modding? :pop:


youre alive
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby MikeEnIke on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:54 am

Kicksave wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:
Kicksave wrote:Does the F in PFiDC stand for fail? :pop:


youre dead


Letting personal feelings get in the way of modding the game? Did you go to the dagny school of modding? :pop:


I lulled
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby canaan on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:54 am

lol
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:55 am

ya know what?

*pizza* it

write up coming
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby jwienand on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:55 am

Wake up RP's
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby MikeEnIke on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:01 pm

dagny logged in chat just before write-up :pop:
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby thehockeyguru on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:04 pm

MikeEnIke wrote:dagny logged in chat just before write-up :pop:


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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:08 pm

When the meeting had been called to order, Bob Murray (Dagny) stood up and exclaimed, "According to rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book, the league MUST have an even number of teams with each conference having the same number."

As commissioner I have to agree.

I pull out a .357 revolver from under the podium.....

close my eyes.....

and FIRE!!!

Spoiler:
Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes, lies dead on the floor. A list of moving companies in the Winnipeg area falls from his pocket.


(determined via random.org)

There are 28 GM's remaining

12 RPs
3 EC Baddies
3 WC Baddies
3 EC Good RPs
3 WC Good RPs

16 Regular GMs

Eastern Conference
Atlanta Thrashers - Don Waddell - Corvidae
Boston Bruins - Peter Chiarelli - MWB
Buffalo Sabres - Darcy Regier - malkamaniac
Carolina Hurricanes - Jim Rutherford - relantel
Montreal Canadiens - Pierre Gauthier - npv708
New Jersey Devils - Lou Lamoriello - TW
New York Islanders - Garth Snow - Shafnutz05
New York Rangers - Glen Sather - THG
Ottawa Thenaterth - Bryan Murray - beerman
Philadelphia Flyers - Paul Holmgren - MikeEnIke
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ray Shero - Canaan
Tampa Bay Lightning - Brian Lawton - sdm5055
Toronto Maple Leafs - Brian Burke - tfrizz
Washington Capitals - George McPhee - TWC

Western Conference
Anaheim Ducks - Bob Murray - Dagny
Calgary Flames - Darryl Sutter - jwienand
Chicago Blackhawks - Stan Bowman - Chefpatrick871
Colorado Avalanche - Greg Sherman - Senka
Columbus Blue Jackets - Scott Howson - LITT
Dallas Stars - Joe Nieuwendyk - Kicksave
Detroit Red Wings - Ken Holland - Troy Loney
Edmonton Oilers - Steve Tambellini - mac5155
Los Angeles Kings - Dean Lombardi - Jaysmiter
Minnesota Wild - Chuck Fletcher - newarenanow
Nashville Predators - David Poile - redwill
Phoenix Coyotes - Don Maloney - c2i
San Jose Sharks - Doug Wilson - BadHands71
St. Louis Blues - Larry Pleau - JoseCuervo
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Gillis - cup keeper

Don Maloney (c2i), a regular GM of the Phoenix Coyotes was shot to death on night 0 by the Commissioner so as not to violate rule 14.62.788 appendix Q of the NHL rule book.

It is now day 1

EC 8 votes to fire
WC 8 votes to fire

Remember to put your conference in your vote.

DO WORK!
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby jwienand on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:09 pm

Sucks to be c2i
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby thehockeyguru on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:11 pm

Fire Sdm The Bolts already did it today, why not follow suit.
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby Kicksave on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:12 pm

Fire Troy Loney

**** the Red Wings.
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby PensFanInDC on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:12 pm

thehockeyguru wrote:EC Fire Sdm The Bolts already did it today, why not follow suit.


fixt.

PUT YOUR CONFERENCE IN YOUR VOTE
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Re: NHL GM Wars Game Thread

Postby tfrizz on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:12 pm

EC Fire Glen Sather (thehockeyguru)

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