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mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:40 am

ITT I will keep everyone entertained with the happenings of the greatest county in Pennsylvania.

In a report, police said they found Huey near the CVS pharmacy on Pittsburgh Street at 12:55 p.m. Wednesday. After taking him into custody, they said they found him in possession of a cup of urine, mouthwash, body spray, kitchen scrubbers and a tube of denture adhesive.

Police said Huey told them he took most of the items from the CVS store without paying for them.

Read more: Fayette man faces multiple counts - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/dailyco ... z1UpFvZrDO
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby columbia on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:44 am

Was it Axe body spray?
I heard that is on sale.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:47 am

he was obviously going to drink the urine, chase it with mouthwash, give himself a bath with the kitchen scrubber, then freshen up with deodorant and take the denture adhesive for the girl he is taking on a blind date.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby viva la ben on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:51 am

They sell cups of urine at the CVS in the nam?
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:55 am

how else are you supposed to get a job?
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Postby viva la ben on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:05 am

:lol:
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Juice on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:08 am

If there were a thread rating system, I'd give this one top honors.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:09 am

Juice wrote:If there were a thread rating system, I'd give this one top honors.


coming from a legend when it comes to thread creating... I feel honored
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:52 am

http://www.wpxi.com/news/28879583/detail.html

HEY! HOLD MAH BOW!

UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- Police in Uniontown are trying to identify a man who stopped at a welfare office while toting a stolen archery bow worth nearly $1,200.

Police said the bow was stolen Friday morning from a Woodlands World store. A short time later, police said the man stopped in the welfare office to look up some information and asked a caseworker to hold the bow while he did that.

The caseworker thought it was odd that the bow still had the price tag on it and a welfare worker who used to work at the sporting goods store also noticed the item and called the store to report the incident.

Police hope to identify the man from the store's security video.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby slappybrown on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:54 am

You're welcome mac.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:56 am

slappybrown wrote:You're welcome mac.


:pop: :fist:
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Postby pugilist13 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:52 pm

Thanks for the update mac. Whatever became of the ice cream war, and the ninja warrior?
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Postby Kaizer on Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:53 pm

columbia wrote:Was it Axe body spray?
I heard that is on sale.


thats what he said, a cup of urine.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:56 pm

pugilist13 wrote:Thanks for the update mac. Whatever became of the ice cream war, and the ninja warrior?


Ninja warrior was sentenced to I think 5 years in jail. I'm not sure what ice cream war you are speaking of?
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Postby the wicked child on Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:13 pm

Meh. Pretty weak stuff so far. I expect much more from the nam.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:07 pm

its county fair time. no one is bored and its the middle of the month so everyone still has money. give it a month or so
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby mac5155 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:05 pm

Pulled a body out of the Yough river tonight

Well not me personally but someone did.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby bhaw on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:17 pm

mac5155 wrote:Well not me personally but someone did.


The story was much better before you posted this part.
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby pensfan1989 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:22 pm

mac5155 wrote:Pulled a body out of the Yough river tonight

Well not me personally but someone did.


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Postby Point Breeze Penguins on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:27 pm

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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby Troy Loney on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:59 pm

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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby shafnutz05 on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:04 pm

Troy Loney wrote:http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm


lolololol
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Postby Point Breeze Penguins on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:05 pm

Troy Loney wrote:http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm


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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby columbia on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:07 pm

"I don't want to give up my chickens."


Who would?
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Re: mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

Postby pfim on Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:08 pm

Troy Loney wrote:http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm


Unfortunately (or fortunately for mac) North Fayette is in Allegheny County.
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