mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

[mac5155]

ITT I will keep everyone entertained with the happenings of the greatest county in Pennsylvania.

In a report, police said they found Huey near the CVS pharmacy on Pittsburgh Street at 12:55 p.m. Wednesday. After taking him into custody, they said they found him in possession of a cup of urine, mouthwash, body spray, kitchen scrubbers and a tube of denture adhesive.

Police said Huey told them he took most of the items from the CVS store without paying for them.

Read more: Fayette man faces multiple counts - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/dailyco ... z1UpFvZrDO

[columbia]

Was it Axe body spray?
I heard that is on sale.

[mac5155]

he was obviously going to drink the urine, chase it with mouthwash, give himself a bath with the kitchen scrubber, then freshen up with deodorant and take the denture adhesive for the girl he is taking on a blind date.

[viva la ben]

They sell cups of urine at the CVS in the nam?

[mac5155]

how else are you supposed to get a job?

[viva la ben]

:lol:

[Juice]

If there were a thread rating system, I'd give this one top honors.

[mac5155]

If there were a thread rating system, I'd give this one top honors.

coming from a legend when it comes to thread creating... I feel honored

[mac5155]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/28879583/detail.html

HEY! HOLD MAH BOW!

UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- Police in Uniontown are trying to identify a man who stopped at a welfare office while toting a stolen archery bow worth nearly $1,200.

Police said the bow was stolen Friday morning from a Woodlands World store. A short time later, police said the man stopped in the welfare office to look up some information and asked a caseworker to hold the bow while he did that.

The caseworker thought it was odd that the bow still had the price tag on it and a welfare worker who used to work at the sporting goods store also noticed the item and called the store to report the incident.

Police hope to identify the man from the store's security video.

[slappybrown]

You're welcome mac.

[mac5155]

You're welcome mac.

[pugilist13]

Thanks for the update mac. Whatever became of the ice cream war, and the ninja warrior?

[Kaizer]

Was it Axe body spray?
I heard that is on sale.

thats what he said, a cup of urine.

[mac5155]

Thanks for the update mac. Whatever became of the ice cream war, and the ninja warrior?

Ninja warrior was sentenced to I think 5 years in jail. I'm not sure what ice cream war you are speaking of?

[the wicked child]

Meh. Pretty weak stuff so far. I expect much more from the nam.

[mac5155]

its county fair time. no one is bored and its the middle of the month so everyone still has money. give it a month or so

[mac5155]

Pulled a body out of the Yough river tonight

Well not me personally but someone did.

[bhaw]

Well not me personally but someone did.

The story was much better before you posted this part.

[pensfan1989]

Pulled a body out of the Yough river tonight

Well not me personally but someone did.

[Point Breeze Penguins]

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsbu ... 52006.html

[Troy Loney]

http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm

[shafnutz05]

http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm

lolololol

[Point Breeze Penguins]

http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm

POTY

[columbia]

"I don't want to give up my chickens."

Who would?

[pfim]

http://post-gazette.com/pg/11229/1167884-100.stm

Unfortunately (or fortunately for mac) North Fayette is in Allegheny County.