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Teen charged with....well....

Postby Peter on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:31 pm

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Postby kovyman1127 on Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:19 pm

ok...like you all haven't done that?

I remember the first time I discovered that knothole in the old tree in the backyard....

Let me tell you...it was ONE HELL of a way to find a bees nest...OUCH!!!
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Postby netwolf on Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:53 pm

FAMILY BOARD! :shock: No disclaimer or nothing. Now I see why you are no longer Amish Peter. You must have been shunned. :cry:
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Postby Pitts on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:15 am

"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

Just what was that mannequin doing??? :P
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Postby Ginger on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:21 am

netwolf wrote:FAMILY BOARD! :shock: No disclaimer or nothing. Now I see why you are no longer Amish Peter. You must have been shunned. :cry:


Oh my sides are aching...Plentyhorse? I am NOT going there!
They say they don't want him living near them...well no! Of course not! They'd have to wrap all their trees in deer wrap. Image
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Postby Ginger on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:24 am

Pitts wrote:"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

Just what was that mannequin doing??? :P

She was a seductive wench with lots of joints. Image
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Postby Kicksave on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:28 am

This is where I lost it...

"If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender."

HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! This kid is going to grow up, have a family and children and people are going to have to know that hes a sex offender...because he HAD SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! Talk about damaging a guys reputation for something as retarded as this. I can see a fine or maybe a weekend in jail for having done it in a public place but putting him on a list with rapist and childmolesters is going WAY to far.
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Postby ExPatriatePen on Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:57 am

Ginger wrote:
Pitts wrote:"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

Just what was that mannequin doing??? :P

She was a seductive wench with lots of joints. Image



Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

Ahhhhh.. I'll bet you would hope, I'll bet you would... :-) :-) :-)

She never compained or talked back and...
You'd always know exactly where to find her
Even though she spent a lot of time in stores - she didn't ever spend any money
She always kept a PERFECT figure and...
You could put her in all kind of positions. :-) To be absolutely clear here, I'm speaking of the mannequin, not Hope :-)
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Postby Peter on Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:09 am

you have to admit, that mannequin was hott with a capital T.
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Postby Pitts on Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:45 am

Kicksave wrote:This is where I lost it...

"If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender."

HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! This kid is going to grow up, have a family and children and people are going to have to know that hes a sex offender...because he HAD SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! Talk about damaging a guys reputation for something as retarded as this. I can see a fine or maybe a weekend in jail for having done it in a public place but putting him on a list with rapist and childmolesters is going WAY to far.

You ain't kidding Kicksave. I would think actually having this story in the press where everyone he knows has seen it should be punishment enough. Can you imagine the flak he is taking for this? Oh, it's too much! :P
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Postby Pitts on Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:46 am

You know, didn't they have a movie, with a popluar actor who fell in love with a mannequin that actually came to life? There's that kid's defense right there!
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Postby rasbatch on Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:26 am

the mannequin said "To call it sex would be premature" ba dum dum.[/i]
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Postby Jamie on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:51 pm

Bad manequin. Bad. I think it was the eye liner and lipstick that got that kid going :lol:
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Re: Teen charged with....well....

Postby prez41 on Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:12 pm

Peter wrote:You'll see: http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 88,00.html

I think it was NIN.


I hate when that happens
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Postby conforto45 on Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:16 pm

wonder if she spi.... oh nevermind
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Re: Teen charged with....well....

Postby NIN on Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:07 pm

Peter wrote:You'll see: http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 88,00.html

I think it was NIN.


Not me. I was home giving my blow-up doll a foot message. :wink:
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Postby Ginger on Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:09 pm

ExPatriatePen wrote:Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

Ahhhhh.. I'll bet you would hope, I'll bet you would... :-) :-) :-)

She never compained or talked back and...
You'd always know exactly where to find her
Even though she spent a lot of time in stores - she didn't ever spend any money
She always kept a PERFECT figure and...
You could put her in all kind of positions. :-) To be absolutely clear here, I'm speaking of the mannequin, not Hope :-)


LOL! Or has a headache, or expects foreplay, afterplay or money! :shock:
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Postby JS© on Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:25 pm

but which is worse:

Getting caught with a mannequin, or getting caught with a dirty goat and being forced to marry it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
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Postby ville5 on Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:14 am

JS© wrote:but which is worse:

Getting caught with a mannequin, or getting caught with a dirty goat and being forced to marry it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Ah, so THAT'S where BK has been hiding. :shock:
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