Teen charged with....well....

by **Peter** on Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:31 pm

You'll see: http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 88,00.html

I think it was NIN.

by **kovyman1127** on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:19 pm

ok...like you all haven't done that?

I remember the first time I discovered that knothole in the old tree in the backyard....

Let me tell you...it was ONE HELL of a way to find a bees nest...OUCH!!!

by **netwolf** on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:53 pm

FAMILY BOARD! :shock:

No disclaimer or nothing. Now I see why you are no longer Amish Peter. You must have been shunned. :cry:

by **Pitts** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:15 am

"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

Just what was that mannequin doing???

by **Ginger** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:21 am

netwolf wrote:FAMILY BOARD! No disclaimer or nothing. Now I see why you are no longer Amish Peter. You must have been shunned.

Oh my sides are aching...Plentyhorse? I am NOT going there!
They say they don't want him living near them...well no! Of course not! They'd have to wrap all their trees in deer wrap.

by **Ginger** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:24 am

Pitts wrote:"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

Just what was that mannequin doing???

She was a seductive wench with lots of joints.

by **Kicksave** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:28 am

This is where I lost it...

"If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender."

HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! This kid is going to grow up, have a family and children and people are going to have to know that hes a sex offender...because he HAD SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! Talk about damaging a guys reputation for something as retarded as this. I can see a fine or maybe a weekend in jail for having done it in a public place but putting him on a list with rapist and childmolesters is going WAY to far.

by **ExPatriatePen** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:57 am

Ginger wrote:
Pitts wrote:"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

Just what was that mannequin doing???

She was a seductive wench with lots of joints.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

Ahhhhh.. I'll bet you would hope, I'll bet you would... :-)

She never compained or talked back and...
You'd always know exactly where to find her
Even though she spent a lot of time in stores - she didn't ever spend any money
She always kept a PERFECT figure and...
You could put her in all kind of positions. :-)

To be absolutely clear here, I'm speaking of the mannequin, not Hope :-)

by **Peter** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:09 am

you have to admit, that mannequin was hott with a capital T.

by **Pitts** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:45 am

Kicksave wrote:This is where I lost it...

"If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender."

HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! This kid is going to grow up, have a family and children and people are going to have to know that hes a sex offender...because he HAD SEX WITH A MANNEQUIN! Talk about damaging a guys reputation for something as retarded as this. I can see a fine or maybe a weekend in jail for having done it in a public place but putting him on a list with rapist and childmolesters is going WAY to far.

You ain't kidding Kicksave. I would think actually having this story in the press where everyone he knows has seen it should be punishment enough. Can you imagine the flak he is taking for this? Oh, it's too much!

by **Pitts** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:46 am

You know, didn't they have a movie, with a popluar actor who fell in love with a mannequin that actually came to life? There's that kid's defense right there!

by **rasbatch** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:26 am

the mannequin said "To call it sex would be premature" ba dum dum.[/i]

by **Jamie** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:51 pm

Bad manequin. Bad. I think it was the eye liner and lipstick that got that kid going :lol:

by **prez41** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:12 pm

Peter wrote:You'll see: http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 88,00.html

I think it was NIN.

I hate when that happens

by **conforto45** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:16 pm

wonder if she spi.... oh nevermind

by **NIN** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:07 pm

Peter wrote:You'll see: http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 88,00.html

I think it was NIN.

Not me. I was home giving my blow-up doll a foot message. :wink:

by **Ginger** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:09 pm

ExPatriatePen wrote:Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

Ahhhhh.. I'll bet you would hope, I'll bet you would...

She never compained or talked back and...
You'd always know exactly where to find her
Even though she spent a lot of time in stores - she didn't ever spend any money
She always kept a PERFECT figure and...
You could put her in all kind of positions. To be absolutely clear here, I'm speaking of the mannequin, not Hope

LOL! Or has a headache, or expects foreplay, afterplay or money! :shock:

by **JS©** on Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:25 pm

but which is worse:

Getting caught with a mannequin, or getting caught with a dirty goat and being forced to marry it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

by **ville5** on Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:14 pm

JSÃ‚Â© wrote:but which is worse:

Getting caught with a mannequin, or getting caught with a dirty goat and being forced to marry it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Ah, so THAT'S where BK has been hiding. :shock:

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