, stood next to the defense table in the villages court. As Judge Ritalin slammed the gavel on his final sentencing, the court clammored, as the baliff called for order.Hammer
exited, another case in the books. He had successfully got all charges against his client dismissed, after fudging pregnancy test results. This case involved several villagers, including Rylan
and the local hotel staff.
He thumbed through his contacts on his Blackberry, to dial up the law firm's top escort service. It was time for celebration that night.
As he did, he noticed that a large portion of the village had begun to surround him.TheHammer24
: Hey guys...what uh...what can I do for you?ExPatriatePen
: Ya no good liberal lying lawyer.TheHammer24
: Excuse me, excuse me sir. This country -Hammer
goes off on a rant about procedural law, rhetorically repeating the legal process of right to information, justice and due process.
After nearly an eight minute epic speech...TheHammer24
: And in conclusion, these truths are evident amongst all of the villagers. I am innocent, and hereby stand by every word I've said, willing to testify on the Bible in front of my peers in a court of law.
The villagers look around, suddenly questioning whether or not they should be doing this to Hammer.EPP
stands up. He extends a hand to TheHammer24.EPP
: Well, you've convinced me.