*** Xmas Warz Game Thread ***

[DocEmrick]

Day 3 Vote Count

6 - c2i (columbia, Hockeynut!, EPP, nan, redwill, IE)
1 - Krafster (c2i)

No more votes, limit reached.

[DocEmrick]

Fresh flakes of snow fell to the cobblestoned road leading up to c2i's home.

The setting was so serene, and peaceful; one would not expect the man living here to be cooking up a volitaile batch of JWH-018.

Down in c2i's basement, he ran his "side business."

From Amazon.com, he would order 20 ounces of Damiana leaf, a legal, simple herb with no harmful properties.

c2i's basement was full of elemental equipment.



c2i: Muhahahaha, batch number 3 is almost complete.

c2i turned to his computer, displaying a 3-D model of the chemical compound.



c2i: Muhahaha.

c2i continued to make the final preparations for the JWH-018 synthesis. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

c2i peaked out the window.



c2i: oshi-

In the front closet, c2i kept most of his assault rifles. He reached for the AR-15. A sherrif came over a loudspeaker.

Sherrif: c2i...mind coming down to the office...so we can have ourselves a chat.

c2i broke the paines on the front of his picture window, as the muzzle of the AR-15 lit up.

The police immediately returned fire. The villagers all gathered around. Gunfire ceased.

c2i's corpse was in the front hallway. The villagers found out that he had been...

Spoiler:

One of the Grinch's Henchmen

The Good Little Boys & Girls

1. columbia
2. Rylan - Santa Claus, Keeper of "The List", seer
3. redwill
4. relantel
5. Benny Fitz - A good little boy
6. newarenanow
7. MWB - The Grinch's Henchman
8. mac5155
9. beerman
10. ulf - A good little boy
11. TheHammer24 - A good little boy
12. ExPatriatePen
13. Hockeynut!
14. Krafster
15. IrishEyes
16. count2infinity - The Grinch's Henchman

It is now Night 4. No talking please.

[count2infinity]

uhhh...doc, you got some explaining to do...

[DocEmrick]

Write-up coming.

[DocEmrick]

Night 4

Spoiler:

The Grinch paced about. Santa...was dead. His mission was complete. Christmas had been ruined for all of the good boys and girls.

He had one final task to complete. Heading out into the dead of night...The Grinch crept...

Meanwhile...

Spoiler:

John McClane lit another cigaratte, sitting in his black Crown Victoria.

John McClane: Jesus **** Christ what the ****.

It was normal for John to swear randomly, as he had a mild cause of tourettes, accumulated from all of his years battling terrorists.

Kraftster's house was silent. Suddenly, John heard a scream coming from within. He dashed inside.

As McClane threw the door open, Krafster lay in a pool of blood.

Spoiler:

The Grinch was caught red-handed. He knew it too.

John McClane: All right *******, hands up.

The Grinch turned to face his attacker. Ah, it was the cowboy.

The Grinch: You've prevented nothing. I've ruined Christmas. Kill me now.

John McClane: That's a bad attitude you have.

McClane stood with his pistol trained on The Grinch. Neither of them noticed the apparition that had appeared...

Spoiler:

Slowly appeared revealing...



A song broke out...



John McClane: What in Christ's name - happy hippy horsecrap. Ya goddamn liberals and your marijuana plants, your blue stated scaredy-cat, anti-war tree hugging democrats.

As quickly as the apparition of Marley had appeared, it vanished again.

The Grinch however...was gone.

Spoiler:

Pleasureful screams were heard coming from inside IrishEyes house, as The Grinch made his escape down her chimney. ( )

Feet first, he plunged into her living room where she was enjoying a piece of decadent chocolate cake.

The Grinch: Oh...

IrishEyes: Hey, you stole Christmas!

IrishEyes suddenly transformed into...

Christianius - The Archangel of Death.

Spoiler:

The Grinch: Your religious affiliations and symbolism has no effect on me.

The Grinch proceeded to kidnap IE. He threw her in a dufflebag, and left the house heading to the village town centre.

He pinned IE to the Christmas Tree, and bound her with duct tape.

Spoiler:

Earlier...

Shad's plane was finally returning from his trip to Ireland. Still completely intoxicated, shad ran for the plane lavatories...it was occupied however...

shafnutz05: DEAR LORD NO I HAVE TO -

Shad busted down the occupied Staal, as a man reading a newspaper started hollering. This set off a chain reaction, in which a flight attendant mistook Shad for a terrorist.

shafnutz05 (Drunkenly): LISTEN HERE LAAAADY, I PAY MY TAXES, I OWN GUNS, AND I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

As Shad rambled, an undercover TSA agent tackled him after hearing that he owned guns. Shad, using his USCG Judo training, fought back, and eventually ran for the cockpit. He knocked out both pilots, and took the plane into a near nose dive before stabilizing it, and drunkenly landing in a snowy field only a few miles from the village.

Spoiler:

The Grinch had just finished writing his ransom note, when columbia and the rest of the villagers arrived.

columbia: Today is not your lucky day.

Columbia flicked his cigaratte out revealing that he was...

John McClane - Vigil

IrishEyes: Halp halp!

The Grinch: Well, now that we're all in the open...

Spoiler:

The Grinch dropped a nametag that read...relantel on it.

canaan: I KNEW IT! HA!

The villagers turned. canaan came walking out of the shadows.

canaan: You see...this entire time I've been watching you, studying your weaknesses, and observing your mannerisms. I'm from Planet Xorton, and I was sent her on a reconaissance mission to gauge how hard this planet will be to take over.

IrshEyes started to scream.

canaan: What the...

Two headlights appeared on the horizon. Behind the wheel was shafnutz05.

shafnutz05: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO MY WOOOOOMAN!



The villagers looked at each other, as Shad's car rolled to a stop in the town centre.

canaan: LISTEN WEAK HUMAN -

Shad, and his CCW permit, came in handy, as Shad whipped out an MP5 and started shooting sporadically. Bullets hit canaan first, as he fell to the ground dead.

John McClane and Shad started to fight. It was epic. John McClane won.

The Grinch started to slowly sulk towards the limits of the village. He failed to notice the trail of lighter fluid from his pocket.

Spoiler:

Game.



Winners: The Good Little Boys & Girls, John McClane, the Archangel of Death


1. columbia - John McClane, Vigil
2. Rylan - Santa Claus, Keeper of "The List", Seer
3. redwill - A good little boy
4. relantel - The Grinch
5. Benny Fitz - A good little boy
6. newarenanow - A good little boy
7. MWB - The Grinch's Henchman
8. mac5155 - A good little boy
9. beerman - A good little boy
10. ulf - A good little boy
11. TheHammer24 - A good little boy
12. ExPatriatePen - A good little boy
13. Hockeynut! - A good little boy
14. Krafster - A good little boy
15. IrishEyes - Christianius, the Archangel of Death, Angel
16. count2infinity - The Grinch's Henchman

Special Guest Stars:

canaan as Himself

shafnutz05 as Republican on Airplane

[DocEmrick]

Good quick game guys.

Spoiler:

There was an entire second "part" planned for the game, but given several events, and in the interest of the way things played out, we can forgo that.

[sully44]

That's it?

[Hockeynut!]

Hey, that's the first time I survived an entire game. I win!

[redwill]

That's it?

Yes. Thanks to Super-Duper-Super-Mega-Superstar columbia, that is it.

Brilliant. How he picked out MWB so early I'll never know.

[columbia]

MWB:
It was Night 2 and I had 4-5 people in mind. It was slightly random that I chose him...but sometimes you get lucky.

c21:
We'd probably still be playing if he hadn't made such a fuss. The more I thought about it, the more I was convinced of his evil.
Sorry to TH24 for starting a band wagon....That just happened, like many others.

rel:
I looked at the living on Night 4 and it was perfectly obvious that he was the other red. Why? I'm not sure, but it was.

[redwill]

Preternatural brilliance, IMO.

[columbia]

thanks.

[columbia]

thanks to Doc for putting on the game.
Great write ups as usual.

[ExPatriatePen]

Yeah, thanks Doc! I can't help but think some of the inspiration for these write-ups came from lunchtimes spent outside the band room door exit, back behind the Ford dealership.

[DocEmrick]

Yeah, thanks Doc! I can't help but think some of the inspiration for these write-ups came from lunchtimes spent outside the band room door exit, back behind the Ford dealership.

You know, I actually did work at a Ford Dealership in Pittsburgh.

And I most certainly used the woods behind the place at lunchtime.

[ExPatriatePen]

McKeans?

You know we still have the survalence video footage from the camera on top of the auditorium.

[columbia]

My only complaint about this game was that the promised 4:20 deadlines never happened.

[DocEmrick]

Thanks columbia. Thanks for participating guys.

Yeah sorry about the 4:20 deadline, I would have forgot about it anyways en route to the fridge

[IrishEyes]

Good job, columbia. I was going to go for a rel vote in the next day phase, anyway. Glad you got there first.

Awesome write-up, doc. I approve. And fun game, too!

[count2infinity]

i won't mention that doc screwed the pooch...

[TheHammer24]

Kay-nihn, PMed me after I was died and said c2i and rel, FWIW!

[newarenanow]

Great job Doc. Fun game.

[DocEmrick]

Thanks nan

[relantel]

We were pretty much screwed by the vote turn from IE to Hammer. I wasn't around for the change, leaving me the lone vote still out there on IE, and as such suspicious, and c2i figured he'd be gone next day, which took place. At best I would have been the next day vote. And I thought my luck was going to be the vig holding the bullet, and me choosing the vig, accomplishing the same net result.

Good game though. Say what you will, Doc puts a lot of thought into the writeups. But is it too much to ask to not be red so many games in a row? I think this was the 3rd, or maybe even 4th.

[DocEmrick]

Yeah, I had noticed that rel.

I do use the random.org list generator, but if you happen to come up in the top 6 next time, I'll be sure to replace you with somebody else.