mac5155's tales from Fayettenam

[spiritfan]

is Dunbar the capitol of Fayettenam?

[mac5155]

is Dunbar the capitol of Fayettenam?

Good question

Its definitely the business district (Pechin foods)

[pensfan1989]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/inv ... aso/nMc45/

MASONTOWN, Pa. —

Masontown police said they're investigating after a taped fight was found on You Tube.

Police Chief Joseph Ryan said the fight happened in the Fort Mason Village Housing complex.

It is not clear when the fight happened, though a video of the fight showing several girls punching and kicking each other was posted to the website on April 10.

Ryan said fights are becoming more frequent in that area, and they want to put a stop to it.

Police said that at this point they know who was involved, and they could face disorderly conduct charges.

Officers said they're having a hard time pursuing the case because witnesses are not cooperating with police.

[LeopardLetang]

Connellsville walmart is like no other. The scum of scum go there. Honestly. The poor people in connellsville go to uniontown. The richer people go to Mt Pleasant. That connellsville walmart is absolutely useless for anyone that has a car that will get them more than 3 miles.

this sounds like documentary material

my STB father in law dropped a deuce behind the store in the parking lot because he couldn't make it to the bathroom inside.

/csb

what's STB?

[Admin]

Either set-top box or soon-to-be. I'm going with the former.

[LeopardLetang]

haha thanks. i was worried it was going to be a lot more obvious than that but i couldn't even come up with three words that started with those letters in a row.

[mac5155]

Lol yeah

[SolidSnake]

is Dunbar the capitol of Fayettenam?

Good question

Its definitely the business district (Pechin foods)

I miss Pechin's old location, now it's in Laurel Mall where Montgomery Ward used to be..

[JS©]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/investigation-underway-after-taped-girl-fight-maso/nMc45/

MASONTOWN, Pa. —

Masontown police said they're investigating after a taped fight was found on You Tube.

Police Chief Joseph Ryan said the fight happened in the Fort Mason Village Housing complex.

It is not clear when the fight happened, though a video of the fight showing several girls punching and kicking each other was posted to the website on April 10.

Ryan said fights are becoming more frequent in that area, and they want to put a stop to it.

Police said that at this point they know who was involved, and they could face disorderly conduct charges.

Officers said they're having a hard time pursuing the case because witnesses are not cooperating with police.

because rule #1 is you don't talk about fight club.

On foursquare, I'm the mayor of "The Slums Of Masontown". True story.

[Troy Loney]

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/loc ... le-633236/

According to state troopers, the woman was sitting on a rock with a friend at what locals call the South Connellsville Beach when she was shot from an unknown location.

South Connellville Beach? Is that on the Mon?

[columbia]

That sounds like a tourist destination.

[mac5155]

hahahhaha.

I went down there once or twice. Good times. Took my dog down to swim. I probably won't be going back.

There's the South Connellsville Rod and Gun club down that way. It's right near the opening of the Casparis Caves. You may recall the story about the SUV that fell over the lookout point up there and went down like 200 feet.

My fiancee' is from S. Connellsville.

[mac5155]

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-south/woman-shot-sitting-on-a-rock-in-connellsville-633236/

According to state troopers, the woman was sitting on a rock with a friend at what locals call the South Connellsville Beach when she was shot from an unknown location.

South Connellville Beach? Is that on the Mon?

Youghieogheny. You may have heard of "Turtle Rock"..? It's down that way.

[pensfan1989]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/hig ... arr/nMjfS/

Police said the suspect, whose name has not been released, threw drugs out of his car throughout the chase.

[slappybrown]

That chase was grade A

[JS©]

Fayettenam, making news all the way up in Duluth, MN

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/ ... /homepage/

UNIONTOWN, Pa. — A county detective says a man serving six months in a southwestern Pennsylvania county jail illegally hid a cellphone and charger in his prosthetic leg.

[mac5155]

So I'm sitting at the bar and my fiancée is talking to an.old friend

His gf says hi.

She then says "you have heard of me. I'm the one that tried to run mmy ex boyfriend over in Walmart"

MOMENT OF MY LIFE

A

[pensfan1989]

So I'm sitting at the bar and my fiancée is talking to an.old friend

His gf says hi.

She then says "you have heard of me. I'm the one that tried to run mmy ex boyfriend over in Walmart"

MOMENT OF MY LIFE

A

hahahaha oh man

[pensfan1989]

Fayette County inmate escape from jail. He's apprehended about 10 minutes later. In his underwear.

[JS©]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns- ... 7455.story

A man who police said entered a restaurant and helped himself to other patrons' meals faces citations for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness.

In a report, Uniontown police said Thomas Eugene Mickey, 55, walked into Meloni's Restaurant on West Main Street at 9:46 p.m. Saturday, took a seat and "began eating other people's food."

Police were called when Mickey, who according to the report had a strong odor of alcohol about him, refused to leave. Two officers escorted Mickey to a patrol car.

"Officers had to basically hold him up on the way to the patrol vehicle," police said in the report. "He was so unsteady on his feet, he had to be helped in and out of the vehicle."

Police said Mickey was taken to their station on East Penn Street, where the citations were issued.

[mac5155]

Fayette County inmate escape from jail. He's apprehended about 10 minutes later. In his underwear.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/fay ... tes/nNzT8/

HAHAHA

[mac5155]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/pol ... ret/nNzWs/

Dude broke in once, went and changed his clothes, and broke in again. GEINUS!

[KennyTheKangaroo]

last weekend, kenny the kangaroo was driving through connellsville for the first time in about 12 years, saw bud murphys, and then thought of this tread and mac

/csb

[mac5155]

last weekend, kenny the kangaroo was driving through connellsville for the first time in about 12 years, saw bud murphys, and then thought of this tread and mac

/csb

awesome. I was just there last night. and friday. and thursday. and crap i drink a lot

[mac5155]

GOLD JERRY! GOLD!