Strange News

[Sarcastic]

Here's one.

There apparently is a new craze among teens. Drinking hand sanitizers, lol. That's as good as the drinking alcohol through the eye thing.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/teens-getting-drunk-on-hand-sanitizer/

Is it sad that I hope they die?

People sometimes pay for their stupidity and there is nothing you can do about it, just say 'what a moron'.

[Sarcastic]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

L O L

"When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'"

^ That's great.

Can't the lady buy herself one of those electric devices? And I wonder if she'll be charged with 8 rapes or 1.. don't know how they count that.

[Shyster]

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Louis C.K. has a comedy bit about how he met and had sex with a nymphomaniac when he was a young man, and the way he describes the encounter (although funnier than this article) sounds exactly like the article.

Louis C.K. on being with a nympho. WARNING: not embedded because it contains naughty language. Follow link at the peril of your tender ears.

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Hhfx7FRUM

[Rylan]

Louis CK is definitely a fantastic comedian.

[ILikeTurtles]

How'd that car get into the kitchen?

[LeopardLetang]

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Louis C.K. has a comedy bit about how he met and had sex with a nymphomaniac when he was a young man, and the way he describes the encounter (although funnier than this article) sounds exactly like the article.

Louis C.K. on being with a nympho. WARNING: not embedded because it contains naughty language. Follow link at the peril of your tender ears.

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Hhfx7FRUM

for a minute i thought "embedded" meant "put in the spoiler" and that there was some worse reason it was "embedded" and that it didn't contain naughty language. i thought, how could he tell this without swearing?

[newarenanow]

How did those guys get trapped in the apartment. Unless she was holding a gun or another weapon.

[PensFanInDC]

How did those guys get trapped in the apartment. Unless she was holding a gun or another weapon.

Maybe she had a firm grip on...er...something else

[stinky]

Found a date for the Nympho, problem solved, everybody is happy.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012 ... -erection/

[mac5155]

How about the hot vodka model who owns the shroom grow op in treesdale

[Ad@m]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ead_module

[Rylan]

http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfrie ... 05232.html

Not for the faint of heart. Definitely continues to prove my self-imposed embargo with dating is warranted.

[Shyster]

Pet parakeet returned to Japanese owner after telling police his address

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/18058426/p ... is-address

[columbia]

Death on NYC train platform leads to $180k mystery

In August, a retired Teamster from Boston stepped off an Amtrak train in New York City and collapsed on the platform at Pennsylvania Station. As medics tried to revive him, police searched his backpack for identification. Inside, they found the stuff that "Law & Order" episodes are made of: $179,980 in cash, bundled with rubber bands and tucked inside two plastic bags.

http://news.yahoo.com/death-nyc-train-p ... 35323.html

[canaan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

L O L

i fail to see the humor in rape.

[blackjack68]

Bouncy houses cushion bear's fall from tree
May 1, 9:02 PM (ET)
By JEANNIE NUSS

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - When a black bear climbed a tree in a central Arkansas city and refused to come down, authorities turned to unconventional rescue tools: bouncy houses.

Foster the Bear - named for the residential street where he holed up in a tree - wouldn't budge from his branch Monday. So, authorities turned to a local hardware store owner who rents inflatable houses and castles for children's birthday parties.

They asked him to set up two of the bouncy contraptions beneath the tree. Then, wildlife officials shot the bear with tranquilizer darts.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/201205 ... 8F5O2.html

[GJ]

Bouncy houses cushion bear's fall from tree
May 1, 9:02 PM (ET)
By JEANNIE NUSS

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - When a black bear climbed a tree in a central Arkansas city and refused to come down, authorities turned to unconventional rescue tools: bouncy houses.

Foster the Bear - named for the residential street where he holed up in a tree - wouldn't budge from his branch Monday. So, authorities turned to a local hardware store owner who rents inflatable houses and castles for children's birthday parties.

They asked him to set up two of the bouncy contraptions beneath the tree. Then, wildlife officials shot the bear with tranquilizer darts.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/201205 ... 8F5O2.html

(similar from Boulder, Colorado)...

[blackjack68]

That just makes me laugh.

[Sarcastic]

The Love Pill!

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=71cbc378-6d27-4219-a464-df8e7645289a

Love might soon be available at your local pharmacy. Researchers at the University of Oxford have written a paper proposing a real life love potion—a pill that would recreate the feeling of being in love.

Here's a rundown of the ingredients:

Pheromones. While the paper addresses the fact that it's often contested whether pheromones are effective, researchers argue: "That has not prevented the cosmetics industry from selling many products purporting to contain pheromones."

By all means, then—toss those suckers in there.

The second ingredient is testosterone. But while testosterone can increase sexual desire, it doesn’t do anything for romance or attachment. We need other drugs for that.

Enter Oxytocin and Vasopressin—also known as "bonding chemicals." During the early stages of a relationship, when you're filled with romantic thoughts and feelings, you're actually filled with Oxytocin and Vasopressin.

CRH would also be included in the pill. It's a hormone that creates the fear of separation, and while it can lead to depression, it can also help bring two people together.

And then there's Entactogens, a drug found in MDMA pills like ecstasy. The paper argues its use:

"There has been therapeutic use of MDMA to develop emotional communications skills, and it is not implausible that it, or similar drugs, could be used to deepen pair bonding."

[newarenanow]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/05/ ... ter-alive/

Really cool story. Dude finds his sons turtle with his initals and date carved in the shell 47 years later.

[canaan]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/05/04/turtle-with-boys-initials-turns-up-47-years-later-alive/

Really cool story. Dude finds his sons turtle with his initals and date carved in the shell 47 years later.

thats bonkers.

[columbia]

Utah Woman Discovered Cocaine Hidden Inside Tampons Purchased At Salt Lake City Store
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/coc ... ons-912354

[count2infinity]

i think i've just found my new favorite thread....

[columbia]

i think i've just found my new favorite thread....

It definitely has a lot of potential.

[count2infinity]