"He was very, very drunk..."

[llipgh2]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Patrick Kane!

http://deadspin.com/5909246/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[penny lane]

The American Ovechkin!

[darkstar57]

wouldn't be surprised to see Kane traded this offseason, there have been hints of the blackhawks shaking things up this offseason.

Staal for Kane (e4)?

[Froggy]

i love every word of that story.

[Sigwolf]

He was, is, and always will be a complete piece of trash.

[jimjom]

Buffalonians can party man

[canaan]

PKane is awesome

Edit: less awesome after this story

[Pavel Bure]

Get turned down by annoying girl. Choke her out. Seems legit

[duke66]

He was, is, and always will be a complete piece of trash.

that's the vibe i get too.

[ffemtreed]

sounds like whomever wrote that article is jealous or has a personal beef with Kane. I don't see the big deal if he is out partying and winding down after a long stressful season. That is what young people do if they can. i don't read in to the third party reports of the he said she said and all supposedly made to the writer of the article. What did he do have a sign that said hey everyone come tell me your bad stories of Patrick Kane so I can write about it. Sounds to me Kane took home the girl the author was trying to bang at the bar.

If there is a problem with his drinking I am sure someone in the chicago organization will read him the riot act and make the necessary adjustments. If the staff doesn't do it hopefully someone on his team will take him aside and help straighten him out if if affecting his on ice performance. There is no way me you or anyone can say he has a problem just from reading this article or assuming what happened with the cabby up in buffalo.

[Steve]

Tell me, how you blackout from the left side?

And where did he get those sunglasses from, Gabriel Brothers? (or maybe, the same place Giroux gets his suits from)

[SolidSnake]

What a smuck

[Chefpatrick871]

I would trade lives with him in a second.

[The Snapshot]

sounds like whomever wrote that article is jealous or has a personal beef with Kane. I don't see the big deal if he is out partying and winding down after a long stressful season. That is what young people do if they can. i don't read in to the third party reports of the he said she said and all supposedly made to the writer of the article. What did he do have a sign that said hey everyone come tell me your bad stories of Patrick Kane so I can write about it. Sounds to me Kane took home the girl the author was trying to bang at the bar.

If there is a problem with his drinking I am sure someone in the chicago organization will read him the riot act and make the necessary adjustments. If the staff doesn't do it hopefully someone on his team will take him aside and help straighten him out if if affecting his on ice performance. There is no way me you or anyone can say he has a problem just from reading this article or assuming what happened with the cabby up in buffalo.

He was arrested for assaulting a cabbie in Buffalo as well a few years back. There were rumors then of his drinking. I don't think blowing off steam is equal to blackout drunk. Seems he may have a drinking problem. He wouldn't be the first NHLr to have an issue.

[DudeMan2766]

I just skimmed thru the article but I wasnt about to say, getting crazy and taking pictures like that is fine with some restraint, but it is by no means "blowing off steam." Walking around and insulting women trying to be funny being the center of attention and blacking out...whithin an hour of getting there...is something to look in to. Doesn't sound too different from what happens season after season around here from living in a minor league town.

[ffemtreed]

you are all assuming what you read in that article is the truth, from the way its wrote, I believe its grossly exaggerated.

[shmenguin]

i liked the exchange of smack talk about the rangers, ending with his beer bottle/stanley cup analogue. the rest? eehhhhh

[Fire0nice228]

What a wuss. Blackout drunk after an hour? The fool musta walked in and started drinkin tequila with a beer back nonstop..

But yeah, sounds pretty trashy and unprofessional overall. Go out and get drunk sure, your young. Chase girls, etc., but dont be passing out on the bar and gettin involved with cops and whatever..

[mikey287]

I won't say anything regarding Kane's antics. But it's easy to get swept up in the U of Wisconsin bar scene as a hockey player...I went there for a hockey tournament for a week or so once and I made a lot of friends...some really great bars there...had a terrific time...

[Staggy]

Eh whatever. The guy's the age of a lot of college seniors and he was acting like one. It's the beginning of May and his team's done playing, let him do what he wants. Now obviously if he was choking a girl then that's a different story.

[Steve]

I agree, he's probably just having fun. As long as he wasn't choking anyone...

I'm just glad they didn't have youtube & digital cameras when I was at my college. Of course, I wasn't making millions of dollars and no one would really care what I was doing...

And I just noticed - he has the patrick kane limo pic on his back lol.

[Froggy]

if i had a nickle for every girl i drunkenly choked...

checks bank account... it turns out i do... hmm... go figure...

Spoiler:

i am either very strangley, or very poor... would either be that much of a shocker?

[bhaw]

if i had a nickle for every girl i drunkenly choked...

checks bank account... it turns out i do... hmm... go figure...

Spoiler:

i am either very strangley, or very poor... would either be that much of a shocker?

Everyone gets their jollies somehow.

[MarioLives]

What is with the shirt? Seriously? He is a donkey

[legame]

Well, Madison IS pretty awesome...