I present to you.....Squidney Crosby

[pittsports87]

This is really happening:


Bonus: Mario LeMule

Spoiler:

There are plenty of others on some thing called zooperstars including Barack Ollama, Dominik Hashark, and Whale Gretzky. Unfortunately Ramdy Johnson performs exclusively for the Indianapolis Indians AAA team.

[luv66]

I'm easily amused, I LOL'd but I like the absurd. I enjoy the pierogie races too so...

[pressure=9Pa]

Peyton Manatee appears regularly in Indy as well.

[shoeshine boy]

I believe there's a Whale Gretzky as well.....

[Froggy]

I wonder if there are plans for a cow named Evgeni Milkin.

[mac5155]

I wonder if there are plans for a cow named Evgeni Milkin.

Meowkin?

[pittsports87]

I wonder if there are plans for a cow named Evgeni Milkin.

Evgeni Falcon

[DudeMan2766]

LOL and Weird Al's "Eat It" blasting over the PA just completes this.

[Chefpatrick871]

Haha. I want that job.

[PhantomJB93]

Evgeni...Falcon?

lol