Parise

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Isn't it c-c-c-combo breaker?

In keeping with tonight's theme i picked D. ;)

[Tico Rick]

[Tico Rick]

I wonder if Sid is at Staal's wedding reception, *#&%-faced and calling Parise on his cellphone to come to the Pens.

[joopen]

I wonder if Sid is at Staal's wedding reception, *#&%-faced and calling Parise on his cellphone to come to the Pens.

Drunk texting. Doude come play hicky witj us in pirrsburgh. It's freeweking great

[Eismann]

Do eet.

[Admin]

Y'all better Shattuck about Parise.

[SolidSnake]

BFF's

[Pipes Hochuli]

Has it been mentioned that Parise and Suter are decent buddies off the ice? Trade Martin for a pack of sugarbabies right now, sign them both.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Sid is bffs with Parise who is bffs with Suter.

[npv708]

Not to mention, there's already a well-known American on the defense, who Suter actually mentioned as an inspiration during the Olympics...

[JoseCuervo]

They'll probably try to sign him, but I really doubt he ends up in pittsburgh. It's nice to dream, though.

[Big Easy Pens Fan]

Man, I'd have a heart attack if Parise signs with the Pens...but in a good way.

BEPF

[Stevo]

I think i speak for most LGP posters when i say, if the pens sign Parise................

I will blow an effín gasket!!!!
I will lose my freaking mind!!!
I will eat my own children!!!
I will stoke the furnace seven times hotter than before!!!
Needless to say i will be excited.

[Stevo]

Crosby+Parise+Malkin+Neal=WIN.

[Rylan]

Sign Parise and Semin

[mikey287]

I think i speak for most LGP posters when i say, if the pens sign Parise................

I will blow an effín gasket!!!!
I will lose my freaking mind!!!
I will eat my own children!!!
I will stoke the furnace seven times hotter than before!!!
Needless to say i will be excited.

Biggest laugh of the day for me...

[Kraftster]

Sign Parise and Semin

I wouldn't actually be totally opposed to exploring Semin.

[Rylan]

Sign Parise and Semin

I wouldn't actually be totally opposed to exploring Semin.

[pittsports87]

Sign Parise and Suter on the 4th of July. Have a 'Merica movement for the Pens.

[SolidSnake]

Mikey, in your opinion, what are the odds of Parise signning with the Pens?

[mikey287]

Mikey, in your opinion, what are the odds of Parise signning with the Pens?

It'd be disingenuous to put a number on it without any knowledge. Right now, Zach is contracted to another NHL team. So, that'll be the situation until July 1 unless Zach comes out himself and declares his intentions. After July 1, I might be able to provide a better idea. I can speculate that we'll make a hard charge. I can speculate that Sid will try to attract his former Shattuck St. Mary's buddy over here. But I can't make odds on this. You're gonna have 30 teams that want Zach Parise. So...1 in 30? Sorry I can't be of more help... ¯\_(°º)_/¯

Just strictly independent of everything: "above average" would be my gut.

[Chefpatrick871]

1 in 29. He did say he's not interested in the rangers. Fwiw.

[SolidSnake]

Understandable. I didn't know if you had anything gathered since being in the NJ market. I know Jul 1 is gonna be an interesting day one way or another.

[mikey287]

1 in 29. He did say he's not interested in the rangers. Fwiw.

Gomez said that too.

[steelhammer]

I'd be interested in signing Semin as well. At least you know he is open to signing short-term deals. Parise would be a long and expensive contract.