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Gaucho wrote:Big and rugged? Are you sure you're talking about PA Parenteau?

Hawkeynut wrote:PA + Suter ..... Yes
PA + scrub UFA defenseman.... No
It would be a pipe dream to get both Suter and Parise, just not going to happen.

Hawkeynut wrote:PA + Suter ..... Yes
PA + scrub UFA defenseman.... No
It would be a pipe dream to get both Suter and Parise, just not going to happen.



Hugo Stiglitz wrote:Gaucho wrote:Big and rugged? Are you sure you're talking about PA Parenteau?
6ft tall, almost 200lbs, that's pretty big. He could fill out a little more, sure, he plays a very fluid quick game, but also mucks and grinds.


Gaucho wrote:Hugo Stiglitz wrote:Gaucho wrote:Big and rugged? Are you sure you're talking about PA Parenteau?
6ft tall, almost 200lbs, that's pretty big. He could fill out a little more, sure, he plays a very fluid quick game, but also mucks and grinds.
I've never been impressed with him. I don't think he's top 6 material on a serious team, but I could be wrong.





Pavel Bure wrote:I can feel Mikey's seething rage already

mikey287 wrote:Pavel Bure wrote:I can feel Mikey's seething rage already
And here it comes...
See this is the thing here...
Where is this info coming from? Pierre-Alexandre is under contract to the New York Islanders. So, we aren't just talking to him...that's tampering. So it's not that. We didn't get his rights, so it's not that. I mean, there's no link, there's no source, there's nothing...just a guess. It sounds like some clown drew a forgettable name out of his forgettable hat and said, "durrr...looks like he would be good on the Penguins because they perpetually need wingerz for teh Sid...." ...do we even need to source things anymore? If not, I got about 250,000 threads coming right up...
Secondly, here's the tell, right here...this is it... "He's a big strong rugged right wing" ...red...bold...all of it...
This how you can tell that people just don't know...this is why I can't be a mod, for instance. It's very clear, this is a guy that has played hundreds of AHL games (and hundreds to follow) and has spent a couple seasons in our division (not Vancouver or a place where he can go, "eh, alright he never saw him, they never saw him...")...and not once, not a single time, has anyone seen him play and comes away with "big" or "rugged" or "strong" or even "he"...all very, very debatable.
He played with a superstar in John Tavares for 90% of the year (the 10% was the games where Okposo turned his life around when playing with him)...it was Moulson-Tavares-PAP smear...you know, Moulson, the guy that "was only given an opportunity on such a horrid team, and that's why he's producing"...anyway...Parenteau's numbers probably look pretty good (much like Andy Hilbert's did), my numbers would look decent too with Tavares. The guy is a AAAA player...too good for the minors, not good enough for the pros...he's slow, he's weak, he's weak on his skates, he's not physical (even in the Isles arena, where they hand out "hits" when you slide down next to someone on the bench after a line change, he probably didn't even register that many), he's an incredibly slow decision maker, he's just a half-step behind everything all the time. On odd-man rushes, he just holds it into oblivion, he isolates himself from the rest of humanity when he gets the puck...it's only because of the magic of Tavares that this guy wasn't waived on October 9th. Except when the game slows down (power play) then he looks like he can distribute a little bit...otherwise, he really slowed down Tavares AND Moulson, yes, and Moulson, from having an even better year...if that was a player with upside and an NHL caliber head and feet and body, the Isles would have been way better off...and don't even think that he can play defense, oh God, what a trainwreck...some guys you talk about not even knowing his goalie's name during a game...this guy doesn't know the defense pairing he's out with...
The guy couldn't crack the Rangers who severely lacked offense, the guy hangs on with the Isles because Nino Niederreiter is playing 41 seconds a night (sweet job treating your first rounder like that, by the way)...and yet we want him...we got him already, you guys called him Jason Williams, but he was P.A. Parenteau too...they're the same guy...
But let me guess...he's a 30-year old fringe NHLer, so the "sky is the limit" for him...
Look, no disrespect, really and I really mean that, I don't want to attack anyone here (except pap smear here...what a joke) but this is just ridiculous...just total oblivion here...


Gaucho wrote:I'm really torn here. On the one hand, I don't want mikey to be pissed or angry or seething with rage. But on the other hand, it makes for great entertainment. So keep em coming, folks.




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