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Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:42 pm

The village of Springfield has faced some severe and strange problems in the past, but the recent actions of the past days may be the most catastrophic ever.

The Duff Brewery has been purchased by an unknown buyer and has been shutdown. In a matter of days all of the beer in town has been consumed and the villagers are getting restless. No one knows for sure who is behind this purchase, but many guess the only man in town that could afford it would be the evil Mr. Burns. As tempers flare, will the villagers make it through the night in one piece?

Village of Springfield:
1. CBear3
2. MWB
3. Ulf
4. obhave
5. NAN
6. Pavel Bure
7. Rylan
8. Redwill
9. Troy Loney
10. canaan
11. Willie Kool
12. Shafnutz

It is now night 1. RPs get in your PMs asap please.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:57 pm

PMs are in. Write up shortly.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:12 pm

It was a quiet night in Springfield. The usual news report of the tire fire. Moe's Tavern wasn't as busy as usual without beer, but there still was liquor available to drink.

Ned Flanders had gone to church that night as usual. After finishing praying for the safety of his neighbors and himself, he exited the church to return home. As he walked home, a truck carrying large vats of toxic waste from the nuclear power plant drove towards Ned. As the truck passed one of the vats came loose and headed right on track towards Flanders. As Ned awaited to be crushed and liquified by the contents of the vat...
Spoiler:
miraculously lightning hit a tree that fell in the way of the vat of toxic waste, and prevented Ned from receiving even a scratch.


The village of Springfield
Spoiler:
1. CBear3
2. MWB
3. Ulf
4. obhave
5. NAN
6. Pavel Bure
7. Rylan
8. Redwill
9. Troy Loney
10. canaan
11. Willie Kool
12. Shafnutz


It is now Day 1. Limit is 7. Deadline is 6PM. The pitchfork mob will claim someone tonight unless there is a tie at the deadline.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Pavel Bure on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:29 pm

Lynch SDD
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Rylan on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:55 pm

Obligatory:

yellow obhave.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby MWB on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:00 pm

lynch thg
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:01 pm

lynch THG

I'm down for that after last game.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:05 pm

Thg isn't playing in this game.

So vote count so far

1- obhave (rylan)
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Willie Kool on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:16 pm

There were 12 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
1. Shafnutz
2. Redwill
3. Troy Loney
4. obhave
5. Willie Kool
6. MWB
7. canaan
8. Rylan
9. Pavel Bure
10. Ulf
11. NAN
12. CBear3


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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby MWB on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:25 pm

Sam's Drunk Dog wrote:Thg isn't playing in this game.

So vote count so far

1- obhave (rylan)


Mine was a joke vote. Can't speak for shaf though.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby canaan on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:27 pm

Lynch pavel bure
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby MWB on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:27 pm

So we're allowed to pm whomever we want?
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:36 pm

MWB wrote:
Sam's Drunk Dog wrote:Thg isn't playing in this game.

So vote count so far

1- obhave (rylan)


Mine was a joke vote. Can't speak for shaf though.


Same
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby ulf on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:38 pm

yellow canaan for not going with the random vote willie kool put out there
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:40 pm

Wait a second....looking at Willie's list:

1. Shafnutz
2. Redwill
3. Troy Loney
4. obhave
5. Willie Kool
6. MWB
7. canaan
8. Rylan
9. Pavel Bure
10. Ulf
11. NAN
12. CBear3


compared with SDD's post:

1. CBear3
2. MWB
3. Ulf
4. obhave
5. NAN
6. Pavel Bure
7. Rylan
8. Redwill
9. Troy Loney
10. canaan
11. Willie Kool
12. Shafnutz


Where to begin? For starters, I am just switched with CBear (1 and 12). obhave stayed exactly where she was, but Redwill, Willie Kool, and Troy Loney all got bumped BACK exactly six spots. Meanwhile, NAN got bumped FORWARD exactly six spots. I understand the random lists are prone to some interesting things like this, but there seem to be way too many coincidences in this list.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:41 pm

lynch Pavel Bure

I'm going to lynch PB, but that "random" list has me a little puzzled.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby CBear3 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:41 pm

Wedgie Canaan
for ulf's reason.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby CBear3 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:43 pm

Gosh, I'd hope Willie would be smart enough to at least keep inputting the names enough times to get whoever he wanted on top instead of faking a random :)
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:43 pm

MWB wrote:So we're allowed to pm whomever we want?

Yep. But no quoting of my PMs in your PMs.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby canaan on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:43 pm

what is exactly ulf's reason, cbear?
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:45 pm

CBear3 wrote:Gosh, I'd hope Willie would be smart enough to at least keep inputting the names enough times to get whoever he wanted on top instead of faking a random :)


No, I agree. It just seems....off.
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:47 pm

vote count so far

2 - PB (shad, canaan)
2 - canaan (ulf, CBear)
1 - shad (WK)
1- obhave (rylan)
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby CBear3 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:48 pm

canaan wrote:what is exactly ulf's reason, cbear?


For not following Willie's random list.

Of course, we could go after Willie for not following Rylan because his was the first vote.

I don't really know, I just like to hear myself talk :)
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby CBear3 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:49 pm

Hey SDD, do we have to post in character...
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Re: Simpson Warz Game Thread

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:55 pm

CBear3 wrote:Hey SDD, do we have to post in character...

Nope, and before anyone asks, everyone was assigned a character.
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